Defnotfinitive Rankings
Every spiked seltzer we've tried, ranked, rated, and reviewed. Updated constantly.
| # | Brand & Flavor | Stats | Review Notes | Beach | Terroir | Date | Video Review | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Montauk
Pink Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This seltzer is great. Slightly sweet, but not overbearing in it's sweetness. A hint of lemon with a hint of pink. No artificial flavor. Zero aftertaste. A great combination of sweetness, flavor, and drinkability. Love the look of the can Read more ↓ |
12/ beach |
— | Jun 24, 2024 | — | |
| 2 |
White Claw
Black Cherry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
THE hard seltzer. definitive flavor. hint of black cherry, no aftertaste, perfection. Read more ↓ |
12/ beach |
— | May 24, 2024 | — | |
| 3 |
Kirkland
Mango
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Natural mango flavoring, SIGNATURE drink, nuttin but mangoes Read more ↓ |
10/ beach |
— | May 2, 2024 | — | |
| 4 |
Montauk
Original Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Natural lemonade, no artificial flavor. More tart than sweet, not overbearing on the tartness but noticeable. Maybe the best lemonade seltzer on the market. Could be higher if not for the Pink Lemonade flavor being just slightly more palatable. Read more ↓ |
11/ beach |
— | Jun 26, 2024 | — | |
| 5 |
Truly
Cherry Pop
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Smells exactly like a firecracker ice pop, tastes excellent. basically just black cherry. Read more ↓ |
10/ beach |
— | Jun 6, 2024 | — | |
| 6 |
White Claw
Peach
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
great peach flavor, vibrant peach smell, like eating a juicy peach. Refreshing and pleasant on the palate Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | May 23, 2024 | — | |
| 7 |
Casa Azul
Lime Margarita
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
AYE DIOS MIO! I never thought i'd see the day where a Tequila soda would be in the top 10, but here we are. We all know casa azul tequila: large blue bottle, extremely smooth, very expensive. But could they possibly match that power in seltzer form? I can confidently say yes. The best thing about casa azul tequila is that it has no burn and is very smooth, and this seltzer matches that with 0 tequila aftertaste. You never smell or taste the tequila, and only the lime flavoring. May be the best new addition to tequila since the worm Read more ↓ |
10/ beach |
— | Mar 6, 2025 | — | |
| 8 |
Truly
Grapefruit
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Truly TRULY knows how to make an exceptional seltzer. This seltzer has everything you would want in a drink: great grapefruit smell, subtle grapefruit flavor, no aftertastes.You could drink these all day and feel fresh as a daisy. Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Sep 5, 2024 | — | |
| 9 |
White Claw
Raspberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
very very slight raspberry flavour Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Apr 29, 2024 | — | |
| 10 |
Suntory
Lemon
Vodka
|
ABV6%
Sugar3g
Cal139
|
SUGOI! This drink is fantastic. Suntory makes a fine vodka drink. Not just lemon sours and whiskey anymore, this drink is perfect for the american market. What makes this drink so great? Powerful lemon flavor, amazingly refreshing taste, and a high alcohol content with barely any sugar. Suntory must be using YOKAI magic to make a delicious drink like this. Suntory has brought this drink to the market, and along with it brings great honor to their ancestors Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Nov 15, 2024 | — | |
| 11 |
The Finnish Long Drink
Traditional Citrus
Gin
|
ABV5.5%
Sugar18g
Cal180
|
Smells like lilac and juniper berries. Great taste, but too much sugar. Very sweet, juniper berries are complemented by gin. Smell transports you to a finnish forest with mythical creatures playing flutes and dancing in the snow. May not be a hard seltzer, but very good Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jul 14, 2024 | — | |
| 12 |
Two Chicks
Sparkling New Fashioned
Whiskey
|
ABV5%
Sugar20g
Cal190
|
This drink tastes like a delicious coca-cola classic, with a hint of ginger. Ginger has a tiny kick, but if you close your eyes and ears and nose and mouth, this tastes just like sody pop. Excellent flavor, what's old is new again. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Sep 18, 2024 | — | |
| 13 |
Suntory
Peach
Vodka
|
ABV6%
Sugar2g
Cal136
|
SUNTORY! Weebs everywhere rejoice! The Japanese drink maker does it again. Great tasting peach and just a hint of added sugar make this one of the most palatable drinks on the market. You can almost smell and taste the peach pit, that's how natural this peach flavor is. Purportedly, this was the prefered drink of lord NOBUNAGA Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Dec 2, 2024 | — | |
| 14 |
Press
Blackberry Hibiscus
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
|
This Press drink may be the surprise of the year. I had 0 expectations going into this drink, and it blew me away. Great blackberry flavor, but i'm not sure where the hibiscus comes in. That being said, the blackberry is so strong and delicious it doesn't matter. It almost tastes like a lemonade, without any hint of lemon. Feel comfortable recommending this seltzer to your friends and family, and don't be embarrassed if you show up with a case of Press Blackberry Hibiscus seltzer at your local BBQ or house party Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Dec 2, 2024 | — | |
| 15 |
Suntory
Grapefruit
Vodka
|
ABV6%
Sugar2.5g
Cal136
|
SUNTORY! Another fantastic flavor from the Japanese powerhouse drink corporation. Suntory makes the Osaka prefecture more proud than lord nobunaga himself. The seltzer made for the emperor, Suntory has the best consistency in taste of any seltzer i've had to date. Fabulous flavor, delicious grapefruit likeness, extremely good at ice cold temperatures, and with a 6% abv there is almost no alcohol taste. How do they do it? Ancient Japanese secret. Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Dec 20, 2024 | — | |
| 16 |
Topo Chico
Oasis Cherry
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Good flavor, hint of black cherry, inoffensive aftertaste, not the strongest cherry flavor of all spiked seltzers but not bad. Fit for moles. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jun 22, 2024 | — | |
| 17 |
Nütrl
Orange
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Strong orange soda smell, not as sweet as an traditional orange soda, but great orange flavor. Orange compliments vodka better than most fruits. nothing NUTRAL about this flavor. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Aug 29, 2024 | — | |
| 18 |
High Noon
Lemon
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2.5g
Cal100
|
They should have called this flavor lemonade, it tastes like the perfect blend of lemon and ade. Low sugar content goes a long way, perfect amount of sweet. High water mark for high noons, perfect on a hot sunny day, on the beach, or sitting on your porch swing. Gimme mo lemonnoons Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Sep 30, 2024 | — | |
| 19 |
Bud Light
Black Cherry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Excellent spiked seltzer flavor. If you go to a bar or sporting event, you will most likely run into this delicious tall sparkling drink. This drink is the classic representation of seltzers. Don't feel bad about drinking this seltzer, it will never leave you feeling like you need anything else. Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Sep 1, 2024 | — | |
| 20 |
Nectar
Green Grape
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
This is a fascinating seltzer! The Nectar brand produced north of the DMZ, is an amazing group of seltzers! This is definitively the best grape flavored seltzer on the market today. Somehow, it encapsulates a natural grape flavor without adding any artificial purple taste. Nectar is quickly becoming one of my favorite seltzer brands, thanks all in part to our glorious seltzer leader. Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Jan 25, 2025 | — | |
| 21 |
C. Cassis
Sparkling Blackcurrant Aperitif
Liqueur
|
ABV5.4%
Sugar
Cal
|
What a refreshing seltzer. FInally, something coming from a local distillery that is actually fantastic. Hailing from the upper hudson valley, this seltzer is both unique in flavor and highly refreshing. May be one of the few if not the only black currant flavored seltzer, this comes off sweet but ends with a slight sour taste. The sour taste is not off putting, and tastes much like a sour beer. Very good, highly recommended, and look for this at your local liquor establishment Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Dec 9, 2024 | — | |
| 22 |
Casa Azul
Spicy Margarita
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
All i can say is wow. Casa Azul has done it again! They actually added their top tier tequila into this canned concoction to create a fantastic tasting tequila seltzer. Never have i had a more refreshing, and better tasting canned tequila seltzer in my day. Not only do i despise traditional tequila seltzers, but this one, even to a tequila enthusiast, would knock the socks off. A+ offering for Casa Azul, and i look forward to enjoying this drink in the future. There is no strong tequila flavor, which means the casa azul tequila is doing it's yob. Just a tiny bite of spice, and a hint of lime, it's great. Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Mar 7, 2025 | — | |
| 23 |
Truly
Lemon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
If you told me this seltzer was one of the truly "lemonades" i would believe you. Great lemon taste, probably indistinguishable to their lemonade collection. Not too sweet, great lemon flavor, perfect for sitting on the porch on your rocking chair. Very refreshing, great lemon taste. Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Sep 7, 2024 | — | |
| 24 |
High Noon
Raspberry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Surprisingly, this is one of the few High Noon flavors that i haven't tried. Maybe, this a newly introduced flavor for summer 2024/25. More research is required. I will say, even though i'm quite biased on Raspberry flavored drinks, this drink is fantastic. This drink has a very natural raspberry flavor - almost as though you have picked the raspberries straight off the vine. This flavor doesn't overstay its welcome, and there is little to no aftertaste to be found. Maybe the one downside would be that it is a strong flavor, so it comes off as a bit sweet even with no added sugar. This would be a welcome addition to any beach day or BBQ Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | May 31, 2025 | — | |
| 25 |
Truly
Wild Berry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Staple flavor. This is the drink that a person thinks of when they think of Spiked Seltzer. Nondescript berry flavor with seltzer aftertaste. A pillar of the spiked seltzer landscape Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Aug 11, 2024 | — | |
| 26 |
Truly
Blueberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Great blueberry taste, slight blueberry smell. Very flavorful. excellent basic seltzer, completely binge-drinkable. Will quench your thirst, and never let you down Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Aug 12, 2024 | — | |
| 27 |
Bud Light
Retro Tie Dye Cherry Limeade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Interesting combination of flavors, 0 sugar but relatively sweet, palatable. Would be better if it was just cherry, limeade detracts. Very drinkable. Bud light makes good seltzers. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jul 11, 2024 | — | |
| 28 |
The Finnish Long Drink
Zero Sugar Citrus
Gin
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal99
|
Smells like a pine forest. Reminds me of winter and reindeer. Surprisingly sweet for having no sugar, made with juniper berries adds for a fruity mix of flavor. Might not be a spiked seltzer, but tastes great (made with gin). Long drink is LONG on flavor Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jul 13, 2024 | — | |
| 29 |
The Finnish Long Drink
Peach
Gin
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal99
|
The Finns have done it again! No wonder these are the happiest people on earth: they have one of the greatest seltzers of a generation. The finnish long drink is one of my most highly recommended drinks. It has a unique flavor, very effervescent, made with gin, is a nice looking can, and comes in different flavors. Unlike the cranberry, this peach flavor actually tastes like a natural peach. The peach is also enhanced by the flavors of the gin, and somehow the alcohol does not detract. If you made it to this drink on the list, consider your journey "FINNISH"-ed. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jun 22, 2025 | — | |
| 30 |
Press
Watermelon Sea Salt
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
|
Normally, i approach watermelon flavored seltzer with extreme prejudice. But this seltzer has a unique flavor that really catches my eye! The hint of sea salt levels out what would normally be an artificial tasting watermelon hit. The sea salt does a lot of heavy lifting here, and makes me wonder if i tried sea salt with any actual good flavors would it make the drink that much greater? Very good offering by the press people, and you might say i'm imPRESSed by this Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Apr 28, 2025 | — | |
| 31 |
Casa Azul
Grapefruit
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Casa Azul, spanish for house Azul. I can safely say that this brand of tequila seltzer is the best tasting set of the bunch. No other tequila seltzer to date can hold a candle to this casa azul. High noon better just pack it in. On initial smell, this drink has a natural grapefruit essence, and on taste, just a hint of grapefruit gets through. Normally this would be a death knell for tequila sodas, but this drink is made with AUTHENTIC casa azul tequila, so the flavor is enhanced by the alcohol. Great tasting, great smelling, great drinking. I'd happily get a hangover thanks to this seltzer. Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Mar 8, 2025 | — | |
| 32 |
Casa Azul
Pineapple Coconut
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Excellent tequila soda. at 2.87, this may be the best value in seltzers today. Made with the fantastic CASA AZUL tequila, which MSRPs at like a million pesos, you get the delicious tequila taste without breaking the bank. This may be the weaker of the flavors, and i would recommend staying with the tradition margarita flavor, but this still is a great drink. Not too strong on the coconut, a hit of pineapple, and the smoothest tasting tequila you can get in a can. PEAK tequila seltzers Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Mar 7, 2025 | — | |
| 33 |
Press
Apple Cinnamon
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
|
A wise man once said, Seltzers are the Ciders of the summer. That wise man was me. This seltzer tastes exactly like a delicious cider but without all of that tart apple taste. It's all gas. This seltzer would be best enjoyed on a cool summer evening around the firepit. Has a strong taste of apples (the good kind, not red delicious) and a hit of cinnamon to get you going. Very unique for seltzers, and a nice reprieve from the exotic fruits. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | May 3, 2025 | — | |
| 34 |
Nectar
Yuzu
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
ALERT: NORTH KOREA HAS PERFECTED SELTZER TECHNOLOGY! This drink is like an ICBM to my tastebuds. Power packed yuzu flavor, every sip is better than the last. Somehow, with no sugar added, this flavor is very strong. It's like a little sweeter lemon with a hint of tangerine. Smells tart but doesn't have a bitter or tart aftertaste. This is a very good drink and we should all enjoy to bring peace to the korean peninsula Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jan 4, 2025 | — | |
| 35 |
Nectar
Asian Pear
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
All hail the glorious leader, the Nectar CEO of North Korea! They've done it again, made a fantastic seltzer. Has very strong pear essence, i'm just not sure why they need to categorize it as "asian" SMH. Why can't it just be pear? Extremely flavorful, has the perfect blend of sweetness, with no added sugar. I would drink this Nectar of the gods every day if i could. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jan 9, 2025 | — | |
| 36 |
High Noon
Black Cherry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2.8g
Cal100
|
Excellent black cherry flavor from the people who brought you cranberry. More tart than your traditional black cherry, which makes this lower on the list, but good to consume a handful of these fine drinks. Pungent cherry aroma, but not sweet enough to top the charts. Solid vodka seltzer Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Sep 30, 2024 | — | |
| 37 |
Bud Light
Classic Cola
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
I love very unique tasting seltzers, and this is certainly one flavor of which i've never encountered. In all my days, i've never had a "cola" flavored hard seltzer, and i'm happy to report that this actually tastes like a coca cola knock off. If you put this drink in a pepsi challenge style test, you wouldn't be able to figure out if this was bud light or RC cola. I do think the flavor leans a bit too heavy on some sort of pepper/ginger aftertaste, but still it's a great flavor. This could open up a world of possibilities for seltzers, and i look forward to the bud light/doctor pepper/mr. pib throuple crossover. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Apr 18, 2025 | — | |
| 38 |
Grin
Raspberry
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar
Cal104
|
Grin seltzers are the finest product coming out of Croatia today. Forget the necktie. Forget that game of thrones. Forget the invention of sailing. These seltzers from Zagreb are the greatest croatian contribution to modern day culture! Has a fantastic balance of sweetness and drinkability, and even though the sugar content is not listed, i can tell that it is quite low with natural flavoring. Speaking of nature, this is the most natural, true to life raspberry taste i've ever had in a seltzer. It even smells like a fresh raspberry picked from the vine. If you need one reason to travel to croatia, make it because you need to taste this seltzer. Find this and drink it. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
Zagreb, Croatia | Aug 28, 2025 | — | |
| 39 |
Bud Light
Cherry Cola
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Bud Light better not be discontinuing this fantastic series of soda seltzers. This is another ace in the hole of seltzers - a unique flavor, no sugar added, perfectly sweet and tastes exactly like it says: cherry cola! Normally, cherry cola flavor is the ultimate soda flavor, but this is a bit more abnormal than your traditional pepsi or coke. Nonetheless, it still has great cola flavor and a hint of cherry. If you're looking for a sweet treat, would like a soda, and want to get a buzz - this drink may be perfect for you! Highly recommended, and would drink again if stranded on a desert island Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Apr 22, 2025 | — | |
| 40 |
Suntory
Strawberry
Vodka
|
ABV5.5%
Sugar3g
Cal127
|
Suntory, not even made in Japan. That's why this flavor is the weakest of the bunch. I will say, it has a very unique strawberry flavor, making your brain imagine you're eating bits of strawberry in every sip. Though the strawberry flavor is almost too overbearing, it doesn't taste like most artificial strawberry seltzers out there. Definitely stands out from the pack for strawberries, but is the weakest of the suntory shogunate. Picture eating a yogurt with bits of strawberry in it, that's what this seltzer tastes like. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Aug 31, 2025 | — | |
| 41 |
Bud Light
Orange Soda
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This may be the seltzer i've always been looking for. I have a soft spot in my heart for orange soda flavored drinks, especially if it has alcohol in it. This drink knocks it out of the park. Smells like orange soda, tastes like orange soda, and still gives you a buzz. Who loves orange soda? Matt loves orange soda. I do. I do. I do. The only downside to this drink is that it's made fully with chemicals. Tastes great, but be prepared for an immediate drop in sperm count. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Apr 18, 2025 | — | |
| 42 |
Suntory
Cucumber & Lemongrass Mule
Vodka
|
ABV10%
Sugar8g
Cal120
|
Dam, those suntory people have done it again! Suntory makes another excellent seltzer, this time not even marketing their involvement heavily. Made with good f'in vodka, this drink is extremely deceptive. Be warned, there is a super high amount of alcohol in this can, but you will not taste it. The only thing you'll taste is fresh cucumber, and a little bit of zest. Very zesty. I'm not sure what kind of ancient japanese magic is used to create these drinks, but lord nobunaga would be pleased. At this point, i would drink just about anything made by the master drink makers at SUNTORY. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Sep 6, 2025 | — | |
| 43 |
Two Chicks
Apple & Cucumber
Gin
|
ABV5%
Sugar10g
Cal150
|
Excellent canned apple drink. Reminds me of a delicious hard cider, but not too sweet and not too sour. Perfect for the fall, wrapping up in a cozy sweater, sitting by the fireplace, enjoying some leaf peeping, or even some peep leafing. Lower in sugar than the other two chicks one cup offerings, very tasty, better than the pear flavored drink, apple comes across with no aftertaste, and smells like a scented candle. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Sep 14, 2024 | — | |
| 44 |
Stateside
Ruby Grapefruit
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2g
Cal95
|
I want to believe that this drink is made with authentic stateside vodka, but i'm not quite sure. A very good vodka soda, as it leans heavily on the flavor of the vodka and soda, and only has a hint of grapefruit. If you had access to this drink, you might forget that you are even drinking a spiked seltzer, so you will definitely get crunked. you could absolutely drink a bushel full of these babies. Grapefruit flavor is slight but natural, and the vodka does not have a harsh, biting taste. All around, a very good vodka seltzer thank you very much Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 20, 2025 | — | |
| 45 |
Sprinter
Lime
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Sprint to your local liquor store to grab this drink! A very tasty blend of lime and seltzer makes this a must have vodka drink. Lime is a bit sweeter than most, with no added sugar, making this extremely palatable. No foul aftertaste, and lime is closer to lime-ade than just plain lime without the extra sugar. Great drink, order more Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Oct 27, 2024 | — | |
| 46 |
Nectar
Li Hing Mui Pineapple
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
Whoever Li Hing Mui is, he should be very proud of this delicious drink! Nectar continues to impress me with their seltzer offerings imported directly from Pyongyang. This drink packs so much flavor in a tiny can, it's almost illegal. This tastes perfectly sweet while having no sugar added, and with only 90 calories, i could drink this for days. Strong Pineapple smell and taste, with the only drawback being a slight hit of sour. A very unique flavor, i'm not sure at all what Li Hing Mui is supposed to represent, but i'm here for it all day Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jan 20, 2025 | — | |
| 47 |
Suntory
Mango & Mint Mojito
Rum
|
ABV10%
Sugar8g
Cal120
|
SUNTORY is the official defnot_matty brand of the year. Never before has there been a seltzer brand that has BROUGHT IT like suntory. Every drink, every flavor, every liquor type bangs. This drink is no exception. Every flavor in this particular seltzer comes through, from the mango, to the minto, right to the rum, every taste is a festival of flavors. Even with 10% abv, this drink highlights the perfect blend of fruit and mint, and if you poured this over ice and charged $20 i would think this was served at a fancy cocktail lounge. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Sep 23, 2025 | — | |
| 48 |
Two Robbers
Lemon Lime
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
Actually a good drink by the Two Robbers company. Much better than their FMB seltzers. This actually tastes like a well balanced vodka soda lime. Smells like a sprite, not too sweet, and says it's made with the finest ingredients. This company should just stop making the FMBs, and stick to vodka. Low sugar, low cal, high taste. This is the drink you can make when you spend less money on the can art, and more on the actual drink itself. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Sep 11, 2024 | — | |
| 49 |
Two Chicks
Elderflower & Pear
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar17g
Cal180
|
Very interesting flavor, elderflower is non existent, but the pear is strong with this one. The alcohol is barely distinguishable - which is an excellent feature of a spiked seltzer. BUT, there is just too much sugar in this drink. Pear is not a strong enough flavor for this amount of sugar. Be sure to doordash some insulin if you drink more than 2 of these seltzers. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Sep 10, 2024 | — | |
| 50 |
Wild Basin
Pomegranate Açai
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Wild basin seltzers just keep getting better and better! This seltzer tastes like a very natural pomegranate, with what i assume is an added mix of acai. A really great combination of sweetness and sourness hit your lips and take you on a journey full of fruit flavor. It's as though you're strolling through a berry patch sucking down allulose along the way. Very strong, would drink a bushel full of these seltzers Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Feb 20, 2025 | — | |
| 51 |
White Claw Spirits
Lemon
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Tastes almost identical to a delicious Sprite soda pop. Even though this flavor is listed as just Lemon, i can taste a bit of Lime to go with this lemony lime combination. Great flavor, solid showing, white claw does it again on the list. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Oct 8, 2024 | — | |
| 52 |
High Noon
Pineapple
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2.6g
Cal100
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very flavorful seltzer. Pineapple synergizes perfectly with the vodka seltzer combination. No strong aftertaste, hint of flavor, hint of smell, very good to drink. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Aug 12, 2024 | — | |
| 53 |
Topo Chico
Exotic Pineapple
FMB
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ABV4.7%
Sugar2g
Cal100
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Topo Chico makes topo seltzers. This is a solid seltzer choice when hanging at the bar, going to a party, or just bing chilling. Has a great pineapple smell, relatively flavorless bite, but with a slight bitter backend which detracts overall. That being said, you could definitely crush 12 of these seltzers and feel refreshed. A lower alcohol content and inoffensive flavor is what makes seltzers great. A good choice for any event. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Apr 24, 2025 | — | |
| 54 |
Grin
Guava
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar
Cal104
|
Croatia - birthplace of marco polo, inventor of the necktie, creators of the submarine with a screen door, and the progenitors of a fantastic seltzer! Perfectly sweet, very natural, and low in calorie content, i could drink this seltzer all day every day and twice on sunday. Infinitely better than any croatian wine, this drink should not be missed if traveling through the adriatic coast. In mother russia, seltzer spike you Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Aug 14, 2025 | — | |
| 55 |
Deep Eddy
Sweet Tea
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar21g
Cal180
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Sweet tea never tasted so sweet! Very good flavor, strong southern tea taste. Great for sittin on your porch on a summer day. Very deep on flavor, but high in sugar. Too sweet to drink too many of these in a row, but a tasty treat nonetheless. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 3, 2024 | — | |
| 56 |
Stateside
Orange
Vodka
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ABV4.5%
Sugar2g
Cal95
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Stateside comes to the table with some serious vodka seltzers. I want to believe that this is made with genuine stateside vodka, and i won't have you tell me otherwise. The vodka is very flavorful, and it isn't too pungent or strong to take away from the natural fruit juice flavors. Although the orange is a little on the weak side, this is still very drinkable. It tastes as though you had a stateside vodka soda, and a tiny splash of orange flavoring, maybe even a squeeze. Exactly how you would want a cool and refreshing vodka soda. Good Drink Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Jul 20, 2025 | — | |
| 57 |
Dillon's
Strawberry, Rhubarb & A Zest of Lime
Gin
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ABV5%
Sugar12g
Cal151
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Dillon's has pulled off something that not many other seltzers can do: They've crafted a fine seltzer that takes the flavor of a strawberry, and makes it actually taste good. This strawberry flavor is a bit sweet, but doesn't come off artificial at all. It's like biting into a freshly picked berry. I'm not sure if it's just the rhubarb that creates that natural flavor, but the zest of lime also comes across perfectly. The one downside is that it's just a bit too sweet to consume many of these, but the sweetness enhances the flavors perfectly. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
Lincoln, Ontario, Canada | Mar 25, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 58 |
White Claw Spirits
Mango
Vodka
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ABV4.5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
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Thank you white claw for finally proving you CAN have mango. Solid vodka soda flavor, tastes surprisingly like natural mango. White claw is uninhibited by having to use proprietary vodka, and instead can just make the vodka taste invisible. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Oct 9, 2024 | — | |
| 59 |
Truly
Cran Sangria
FMB
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ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal110
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Truly makes a limited time flavor that is actually good! Somehow, this tastes more like a light cranberry FMB, and has no sangria flavor, which is to the benefit of this drink. I wouldn't want to drink a seltzer that tastes like wine, so the cranberry does a lot of heavy lifting here. Slight cranberry flavor, little to no aftertaste, very solid showing by the Truly company. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Nov 6, 2024 | — | |
| 60 |
White Claw Spirits
Guava
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
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I don't know what a Guava tastes like, looks like, smells like, or is but this is a tasty vodka drink. The flavor is not too tart or sour, nicely sweet, and a good mixture for this vodka and seltzer. I would not turn this drink down if it asked me to prom Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Oct 7, 2024 | — | |
| 61 |
Nütrl
Pineapple
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Probably the best flavor to pair with pineapple for a vodka drink. Smells like fresh pineapple, has a bit of a strange artificial pineapple aftertaste. Would benefit from a bit more sugar to make this drink more palatable. Put this car in NUTRL and run it down baby Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Aug 30, 2024 | — | |
| 62 |
Sandbagger
Cloudberry
Gin
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ABV5%
Sugar
Cal135
|
Sandbagger is just making up berries at this point. What the heck is a cloudberry?? I've never once in my life heard of or seen a cloudberry, but i can dam well sure tell you that it's a fantastic fruit! Tastes just like a delicious cotton candy drink, without a heavy amount of sugar, this gin drink is so pleasant it has me walking on clouds. Now i only hope that i can find a real cloudberry bush to bury my face in. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
Toronto, Canada | Oct 6, 2025 | — | |
| 63 |
Suerte
Margarita
Tequila
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ABV7%
Sugar8g
Cal170
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Suerte, the tequila brand you love to say. This is an extremely tasty brand of ready to drink cocktails, and the margarita flavor is one of my favorites. Oftentimes when you drink a canned margarita, it's filled with sugar, which makes the margarita taste like something out of a jimmy buffet song. This cocktail is not like that. It's a bit sour, which means the natural lime flavors are coming through, and even though there is considerable sugar added to this drink, it still doesn't taste artificial at all. Also, the pure agave tequila enhances the margarita flavor, so you can tell that they use high quality tequila in their drinks. There is no tequila bite, and the margarita flavor is a bit tart, but tastes like it was a hand crafted drink. Very flavorful, but be careful with the high abv and tartness Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Jalisco, Mexico | Mar 3, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 64 |
Talkhouse
Iced Tea & Lemonade
Vodka
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ABV5%
Sugar5.3g
Cal115
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After approximately 455 different seltzers, i'm running out of things to say about seltzers. This drink doesn't do anything new to push the seltzer game in a new direction, but it does taste pleasantly palatable for an iced tea & lemonade vodka. I will say, every flavor is distinctly represented here, and the lemonade part is not too sweet and not too tart. The one detraction i can say from this drink is it's only lightly carbonated. Many of the iced tea and lemonade drinks on the market are uncarbonated, and this one claims to have soda, but it may be lying to us. If you removed most of the sugar in this drink you would have a surfside. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
Murfreesboro, Tennessee, USA | Jan 8, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 65 |
Nütrl
Cranberry Orange
Vodka
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ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
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the Nutrl company takes this selter, and cranks it right into drive. This is a great drink, and for what could potentially be a limited time flavor grouping, this cranberry and orange flavor goes together like peas and carrots. Both the cranberry and orange flavors come through, and neither overpowers the other. Nutrl really knows how to do the orange flavor well, and i'm excited to try the other cranberry jawns. For a drink woth no sugar added and only 100 calories, this could be a staple in your stable of stabilizer drinks. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
St. Louis, Missouri, USA | Nov 28, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 66 |
Talkhouse
Blood Orange
Tequila
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ABV5%
Sugar4g
Cal110
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All talk, no house, this drink just pretends to be from DONG ISLAND. Claiming to have the "spirit of the hamptons," which usually means overpriced, underwhelming, and too much botox, this drink is not the worst tequila soda i've ever had. The rise of blood orange in seltzers is one that i've welcomed since summer of 2025. This drink does blood orange really well, and it compliments the tequila flavor quite nicely. It could be the one added extra gram of sugar that does the trick, but this orange flavor isn't too strong, tastes natural, and has an excellent orange smell. Definitely drinkable, but i wouldn't ask for an encore. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
Murfreesboro, Tennessee, USA | Jan 3, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 67 |
Talkhouse
Grapefruit
Tequila
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ABV5%
Sugar3.9g
Cal110
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This drink is technically called the Talkhouse Encore, and by god, i think i would like another. I didn't have very high expectations for this drink that claims it's from the hamptons but bottle in TN, but it has pleasantly surprised me. Somehow, this drink has the perfect cord between flavoring and sugar content, and the grapefruit comes across very fresh and not mostly bitter. This distracts from any tequila flavoring, and all you're left with is grapefruit essentials. Definitely maybe not half bad. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
Murfreesboro, Tennessee, USA | Dec 7, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 68 |
Absolut
Cran-Pineapple
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar10g
Cal135
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This may be one of the better if not best absolute sparkling cranberry crossovers. Not because it has a very strong cranberry flavor thanks to Ocean Spray, but because the pineapple takes center stage. Tastes more like a pineapple vodka than cranberry, with just the slightest hint of cran. Goes down smooth, and very flavorful. Good Drink. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Oct 21, 2024 | — | |
| 69 |
Deep Eddy
Peach Tea
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar21g
Cal180
|
Deep Eddy has put together another excellent tea flavored vodka drink, but added just too much sugar. Do not drink this if you suffer from diabetes. Great for a night out on the town, but not great for your left leg when it needs to get amputated. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 7, 2024 | — | |
| 70 |
Ketel One
Peach & Orange Blossom
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal89
|
Ketel One puts out a fine product. Their vodka is good, their seltzers are fine. This drink is no different. This company has put quite a bit into the financing for this product: the can looks like it was hand painted, textured, and the drink is extremely fragrant. Unfortunately, the lack of sugar and calories leave this drink with a slight aftertaste, but the strong peach aroma and orange blossom botanical do the hard work of softening the alcohol back end. Good drink, easily a top vodka contender Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Dec 4, 2024 | — | |
| 71 |
Truly
Cherry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Great flavor, but could be better with the addition of black. Truly had a chance to make this a premier drink, but dropped the ball. Still, good flavor and drinkability, Cherry could be enhanced. Would be happy to find this drink in my mouth Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Aug 12, 2024 | — | |
| 72 |
Nectar
Passionfruit Orange Guava
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal90
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the nectar of the gods. This drink does it again, solidifying nectar as a top tier seltzer brand. Unfortunately, imports will be hard to get over the korean DMZ. If you can get your hands on this brand, drink as many as you can. This drink packs a strong flavorful punch, with no added sugar and only 90 calories. Mostly passionfruit, this drink has a hint of orange which is a nice combination, but the guava is mostly non-existent. Still, the flavors all work well together, and creates a solid seltzer offering. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jan 31, 2025 | — | |
| 73 |
Montauk
Lemon Lime
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal105
|
very good lime flavor, slightly sweet on the front end, a bit bitter on the back end, really nice looking can design. tastes like long island Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jun 24, 2024 | — | |
| 74 |
White Claw
Strawberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Where has this flavor been hiding? This white claw must be in lower supply as you can't find it readily in packages in the northeast. But, this flavor is fine. Very natural tasting strawberry, but has a metallic bitter aftertaste. Not the greatest white claw flavor, but very drinkable. Not my first choice, but not my last choice. Drink a basket of these, and you'll go to bed at 2 with a 10 and wake up at 10 with a 2. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Oct 27, 2024 | — | |
| 75 |
Deep Eddy
Lemon Tea
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar21g
Cal180
|
Very tasty tea offering, not as good as the sweet tea but a hint of lemony goodness. Too much sugar and calories to drink this consistently, but another deep flavor from deep eddy. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 4, 2024 | — | |
| 76 |
Absolut
Cranberry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar15g
Cal156
|
This drink is just about as close as you can get to a real cranberry and vodka from the bar. If you go to most bars, the cranberry juice they use for their drinks will be none other than ocean spray's finest, and that flavor is present in this drink. A bit too sweet to drink many of these in a row, but a fantastic option if you're craving a cranberry vodka. For anyone who is experiencing a UTI but needs to get crunk, this is your drink of choice. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Oct 18, 2024 | — | |
| 77 |
Sprinter
Pineapple
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Just another solid standard choice in vodka seltzers. Not too strong, not offensive at all, not too sweet, just drinkable. Has a hint of pineapple that is pleasant on the palate. This sprinter out of all of the bunch is the easiest to go down, meaning it tastes the most like a vodka soda with a hint of fruit. I wouldn't be sprinting to my local liquor store to pick this up, but i also would be happy drinking a bushel full of these bad boys. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jun 26, 2025 | — | |
| 78 |
Wild Basin
Grapefruit
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Wild Basin Seltzers officially make me go wild! These colorado based seltzers are quite good. I know that CO is known for its craft beer, but hopefully this will become the state of seltzer consummation. Wild Basin takes an interesting twist on this grapefruit flavor by making it taste quite natural, not sour, not too sweet, and with a hint of what feels like orange. It becomes a great combination of flavors that will pick you up and never let you down. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jul 22, 2025 | — | |
| 79 |
Sprinter
Grapefruit
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Very solid choice in vodka seltzers, sprinter adds another to the list of great flavors. Not too sweet but very natural tasting grapefruit. Grapefruit is a tricky flavor to add to seltzers, and sprinter nails it. Add this to the case race if you want to SPRINT to the finish. this drink is an A B drink so SPRINT your way out of it. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Oct 28, 2024 | — | |
| 80 |
Sprinter
Black Cherry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This drink falls into the black cherry trap: black cherry just doesn't taste as good with vodka. It's a fine drink, but taste is a little weak. Stick to black cherry FMBs, and avoid the black cherry vodkas. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Nov 1, 2024 | — | |
| 81 |
Voda Soda
Cherry Berry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal99
|
Let me get this out of the way: this is the most unoriginal named brand, with the most unoriginal named flavor. Cherry Berry. It's like they spent negative dollars on marketing. BUT, the flavor for this seltzer is here. Strong black cherry flavor, with just a hint of other non-specific "berries." Good flavor, not too sweet, no aftertaste, solid showing from VODA Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Nov 15, 2024 | — | |
| 82 |
Sandbagger
Boysenberry
Gin
|
ABV5%
Sugar
Cal135
|
Prediction: Boysenberry will be the hot designer fruit for 2026. Every seltzer will have a boysenberry flavor. Boysenberry will be in music videos, movies, and even videogames. 2026 is the year of the boysenberry! That being said, i have no idea what a boysenberry is. This drink though tastes very pleasant. It has a strong fruity flavor, similar to a blackberry mixed with a raspberry, and i'm all for it. The gin flavor complements the berry quite well. More boysenberry please. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
Toronto, Canada | Oct 5, 2025 | — | |
| 83 |
Dillon's
Black Cherry & A Touch Of Cranberry
Gin
|
ABV5%
Sugar17.75g
Cal172
|
DILLON... YOU SON OF A BITCH... THIS HAS TOO MUCH SUGAR. That is what Arnold would say if he was alive to drink this seltzer. I'm finding these Dillon's seltzers to be very tasty, but i think what i've discovered is they are a bit too sweet. What's interesting about this seltzer, is even with the high sugar content, the cranberry still makes this drink a little bit tart. Usually when you add a ton of sugar to a cranberry drink it takes the edge off, but here it still maintains it's natural tartness. I enjoy the flavor quite a bit, but you might find it too tart to drink too many of these in a row. The black cherry flavor also comes through quite strong, but doesn't mix that well with cranberry. The gin is almost non existent, this could be any alcohol source. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
Lincoln, Ontario, Canada | Apr 23, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 84 |
Fresca
Mixed Berry
Vodka
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ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Everytime i drink a Fresca mixed, i say to myself "this is the best flavor of fresca mixed!" These fresca mixeds can't miss! They all taste almost exactly the same: just like a delicious sprite. This sprite has a hint of berries, and i love me some berries. The berries certainly are mixed, and that's probably because it just tastes like sugary sprite berries and they couldn't land on a specific berry for this one to taste like, so its just a purple amalgamation of berries which is fine by me. Other than that, it tastes exactly like the other frescas: a bit sweet, not too strong, and without a flavor of vodka to be discerned. Definitely a treat of a drink if you like soda. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Apr 20, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 85 |
Fresca
Peach Citrus
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
First off, let me say that i'm extremely impressed with the Fresca drink! This is the first fresca mixed drink i've tried, and it is such a pleasant flavor that i'm so excited to be trying the 7 other flavors after this! With no sugar added, the peach and citrus flavors really shine through in a natural light. I'm not sure what vodka is being used in this, but it's almost imperceptible. All you taste is a deliciousd fresca! That can mae this drink very dangerous, so be careful. It's as close to a soda with no booze as you can get! Grab a Fresca today! Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Feb 22, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 86 |
Dillon's
Blackberry, Lemon & A Dash of Elderflower
Gin
|
ABV5%
Sugar12g
Cal151
|
Canada's finest gin product! This drink has apparently won so many ready to drink awards that it must be good! I'll be honest, it's very tasty, but it also has a buttload of sugar. I've noticed through my tastings that the combination of lemon and blackberry is a fine pair, but drinks like this always like to throw in some strange flower in the mix. In this case, it's elderflower, whatever the f that is. I can't taste any other ingrediants than lemon and blackberry, but that's just fine! This drink makes gin taste good, but unfortunately it is too sweet to drink too many. It could use a bit more soda to balance out the sweetness, but if you want to bring something like this to a party i'm certain it would be a big hit. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Lincoln, Ontario, Canada | Mar 1, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 87 |
Viva
Elderberry
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal88
|
This VIVA flavor is giving me life! This has to be one of the better tequila drinks on the market. Not too strong of a tequila flavor, and the elder berry really comes through as some sort of fruity berry concoction. I am not sure what an elderberry actually is, but that is in line with Viva's wacky berry medley of flavors. The berry flavor is subtle, but comes through nicely, and the tequila doesn't diminish the product. Great drink! Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
Clintonville, Wisconsin, USA | Oct 18, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 88 |
Nectar
Mango Melon
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
The People's Republic of North Korea have clearly made a fine seltzer product. This drink is no different from the other excellent seltzer that nectar has produced. Unfortunately, they selected two disgusting fruits to combine. The melon is just too strong and outweighs the mango. I think this would be a great drink if you enjoyed a fresh melon or any fruit from the melon family, but unfortunately they gross me out. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jan 23, 2025 | — | |
| 89 |
Wild Basin
Blackberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Wild basin has me wildin out for seltzers! This is surprisingly an excellent blackberry flavored seltzer. Maybe it's because they claim it's made with "Alculose" instead of sugar thanks to the government making america healthy again. Strong blackberry taste, no alcoholic aftertaste, but just a bit sour on the backend. The sour flavor may be by design, as blackberries can be quite tart, which would make this a very natural taste. I can't wait to see what other wild flavors this basin has to offer! Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Feb 14, 2025 | — | |
| 90 |
Dillon's
Tangerine, Lemon & A Hint of Mint
Gin
|
ABV5%
Sugar12g
Cal151
|
Dillon's: Great canned gin beverages, horrible naming conventions. This drink just make the name every ingredient that the can has. This is a very flavorful drink, and the tangerine and lemon really mix well. I will say, the mint comes through pretty strong, and i'm not a huge fan of mint, but it does taste very fresh and natural. If you like a hint of mint in your citrus, this will be a very good drink for you. The lemon overpowers the tangerine a bit, so you do get that tart feeling in your mouth after a while, but still it's a very pleasant flavor. Also, noteworth is the absence of a strong gin flavor, which is great. The last thing you need is a strong gin slapping you in the face. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
Lincoln, Ontario, Canada | Mar 14, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 91 |
Salt Point
Gin Highball
Gin
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ABV10%
Sugar30g
Cal310
|
The Gin Highball that's a High Point for Salt Point gin! This drink is a fascinating mix of flavors. Probably the only highball i've ever had that i actually enjoy, this one tastes great. Highballs usually taste like buttcrack with terrible gin included, but this one takes the cake. Claims to be made with cucumber and lemon, the cucumber flavor actually comes through quite strongly, but doesn't detract from the overall lemon and gin consistency. Very palatable, and doesn't taste too much like gin even with a high ABV. Unfortunately, the strong sugar content makes this drink tough to have in high quantity, but the sugar doesn't make it taste artificial. There are actually good cocktails in a can, and this is one of them! Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Yakima, Washington, USA | Dec 28, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 92 |
Casa Azul
Peach Mango
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Casa Azul: A mystery, wrapped in an enigma. This is the most confusing seltzer company/tequila outfit that has ever crossed my list. From what i recall, the original Casa Azul tequila seltzers are FANTASTIC. But this new batch of flavors seems to be very MID. I'm only rating this one as high as it is, because of the good will that the other flavors have garnered. What is a casa azul? I don't know, i don't speak spanish, but it's supposed to be really great tequila. I've had it straight and it is smooth and delightful. This seltzer on the other hand, seems to use less than quality casa azul tequila. Maybe they've been cutting back on their seltzers. The mango flavor is quite pleasant though, and really masks the tequila flavor which normally wouldn't shine through, but you get a tang of tequila in this can. I prefer not to taste the tequila in these drinks, and with quality tequila you don't. But here it comes through. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
Santa Clarita, California, USA | Apr 9, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 93 |
Fruit Smash
Tropical Mango
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Another solid seltzer from the unknown FRUIT SMASH company. They smashed this one out of the park for a low sugar, low calorie seltzer. The one gram of sugar added vs. it's other flavors really packs a punch. Light on the tropical mango flavor, but strong on the smell, and with little aftertaste to speak of. Not very much alcohol bite, this is an extremely drinkable seltzer. Also, very funky looking, perfect for a party or BBQ. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Dec 20, 2024 | — | |
| 94 |
Viva
Huckleberry
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal88
|
This is my first drink from the VIva company and their coterie of tequila seltzers, and i will say it's the most inoffensive tequila seltzer i've tried to date. If you don't like to revel in the flavor of tequila, then this drink is for you. Hardly tastes like much at all, which makes this one a high quantity low quality drink. Feel free to guzzle these down, with 0 added sugar and only 88 calories, this drink will hit the spot. I'm not sure what Huckleberry actually tastes like, and after this drink i'm still wondering. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
Clintonville, Wisconsin, USA | Sep 30, 2025 | — | |
| 95 |
High Noon
Cranberry
Vodka
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ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
It's hard to go wrong with one of the GOATs of all cocktails: vodka and cranberry. Though i've had better vodka cranberry concoctions, this is a low bar for high noon to pass over. Solid flavor, but a bit weak on the cranberry. Cranberry can be tricky, where you don't want it to hit too sweet OR too tart, but this drink seems to err on the side of caution, and make the cranberry almost non existent in the flavor. With more research and time in the lab, i believe high noon would have been able to come with a better combination of the cranberry taste, but this is not an awful drink. Although expectations were high, this drink came under them but only slightly. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | May 31, 2025 | — | |
| 96 |
Kirkland
Raspberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Kirkland is an interesting phenomenon. They make some fantastic products including spirits. They've been known to get many booms. Their seltzers, unfortunately, have been quite underwhelming. This seltzer must be a new flavor with a new look can - which could mean that they're turning a corner on seltzer. Quite tasty seltzer with a strong raspberry flavor, though it doesn't come across as an extremely natural flavor but more artificial. Also, the flavor dies quickly as you drink it, leaving you with that traditional seltzer aftertaste. It doesn't lose flavor as fast as most, but could be stronger. Solid mid tier to high tier seltzer. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | May 31, 2025 | — | |
| 97 |
Mike's
Pineapple
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
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Mike finally enters the realm of seltzers with this banger of a drink! I usually like to make it hard, and make it mike's, but this is a whole new arena. This group of lemonades joins a seltzer cadre from Truly and White Claw that specializes in seltzer lemonades, and it comes off as a fantastic bout. Not too sweet like a traditional mike's, but full of flavor and won't make you feel gritty afterwards. The pineapple is very natural, coming across as a pleasant addition to the lemon. If you think drinking a mike's is beneath you, think again: this drink slaps Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jul 26, 2025 | — | |
| 98 |
Sprinter
Pink Lemonade
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This seltzer from Sprinter is very intriguing. It draws you in with a very pleasant pink lemonade smell. At first whiff, you think your thirst will be quenched with a deliciously sweet and tangy pink lemonade drink. But in after a brief moment, you realize that flavor is gone and you're just left with the memory of hot and sweaty summer days. Although the pink lemonade flavor dissipates, you're still left with a refreshing vodka drink. I wish the flavor lasted longer, but still very good in my book. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jun 24, 2025 | — | |
| 99 |
Nütrl
Classic Cranberry
Vodka
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ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
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Out of all of the NUTRL flavors, this one is the most stuck in NUTRAL amirite? There's something about this drink that is extremely dissapointing, and yet it is still very drinkable. How can a company that prides itself on it's canned vodka flavors make such a flat cranberry? Cranberry and vodka is the most slam dunk drink there is, and yet this one is lacking something. Could be that it's missing great taste. This drink is fine, the cranberry is a bit artificial tasting, but you wouldn't go wrong with drinking 10 of these on thanksgiving eve. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
St. Louis, Missouri, USA | Jan 1, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 100 |
Lake Hour
Peach Jasmine
Vodka
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ABV5%
Sugar3.4g
Cal109
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After having tried every flavor that comes in this variety pack, i can finally say that this is hte definitive lake hour flavor. They say lake hour is a fine time, well this is a fine drink! Out of all of the flavors, this one walks on water. The peach flavor comes through as very natural, and compliments the jasmine quite nicely. The jasmine is subtle, but still comes through as a slight enhancement. Also, you barely know this is a vodka drink, which either means the flavors were perfectly mixed, or the vodka is a high quality spirit. Either way, this flavor floats above the rest of the lake hours. Still, they are a pack of liars. This drink claims to be from the fingerlakes, and even comes with a stamp for new york, but is made in PENNSYLVANIA! Disgraceful. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania, USA | Apr 15, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 101 |
Fruit Smash
Berry Blast
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Fruit Smash : Very consistent. Every fruit smash i've tried has almost tasted the same, with a different hint of flavor. This flavor is no different. It has a strong berry smell, and a minimal taste due to the low sugar content. Berries in this drink are indistinguishable, which makes this a berry melange - but the flavor is so weak it almost doesn't matter. Still, drinkable in high quantities Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Dec 26, 2024 | — | |
| 102 |
Fruit Smash
Citrus Punch
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
fruit SMASH - this seltzer is a super solid drink in a strong portfolio of seltzers from the fruit smash company. Barely any sugar, without the super bitter aftertaste of booze. High on drinkability, and a soft taste but as to be expected with a low amount of sugar added. No real punch flavor to be seen, but not offensive to the taste buds. A highly respectable way to get fucked up Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Dec 20, 2024 | — | |
| 103 |
Fruit Smash
Pink Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Where did this seltzer come from? Completely random, very interesting art direction, and unoriginal name - this seltzer is actually very palatable. Super low in sugar, but the flavor is not cut with a hard alcohol taste. Many seltzers with no sugar can hurt while drinking, but this drink is very subtle. Pink lemonade flavor is not too strong, so tastes mostly like an unsweetened lemonade. Pretty tasty, pretty funky, looking forward to trying the rest of the fruit smash repertoire Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Dec 5, 2024 | — | |
| 104 |
Absolut
Cran-Raspberry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar12g
Cal134
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Very good tasting cranberry and vodka, thanks to delicious Ocean Spray™ cranberry juice. Surprisingly little raspberry flavor, but the cranberry does a lot of the heavy lifting. Would be higher on the list if not for a very high sugar amount that is assumed. Absolut refuses to list the amount of sugar in this product, which means they have something to hide. Inquiring minds want to know absolut, how much sugar is in this? Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 17, 2024 | — | |
| 105 |
Two Chicks
Sparkling Vodka Fizz
Vodka
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ABV5%
Sugar17g
Cal180
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There isn't much to say about this drink. It doesn't have a very unique flavor or taste, just a good enough amount of sugar to make it pleasant on the palate. Unfortunately, nothing about this flavor sets it apart from the pack. It only has a vague fruity taste with vodka, with the one benefit being you cannot taste the alcohol. Not much to write home about other than it has a large amount of sugar without it being too sugary and unnatural tasting. Not the best Two Chicks drink, but not the worst - just like that one girlfriend in the group that is no one's best friend Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Dec 29, 2024 | — | |
| 106 |
Sprinter
Mango
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Sprinter comes back for the summer of 2025 with a new group of flavors! Much like their other flavors, there isn't too much to disagree with. This mango flavor is slight but not artificial tasting, and there isn't too much sugar added to distract from the taste. Many seltzer vodkas are just like this one, but not a terrible thing to drink. If i saw this at a BBQ i would have no problem drinking as many as i could get my hands on, but i wouldn't go out of my way to purchase this particular drink. It's definitely fine, but for vodka seltzers in particular that is certainly alright with me. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jun 24, 2025 | — | |
| 107 |
Suntory
Sparkling Lime Margarita
Tequila
|
ABV10%
Sugar8g
Cal120
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Suntory does it again! Suntory is doing this drink thing every which way. Right side up, upside down, left, right and center they know how to make a dang cocktail! Suntory partners with TRES GENERACIONES tequila, which in spanish means 3 gentrifications, and they do not disappoint. the person at tres generaciones decided on the marketing crossover with suntory deserves a raise. This is a great drink, and even with a high percentage of alcohol, the tequila tastes great. Has a strong lime and margarita flavor, and a good kick with flavorful tequila. Highly recommended for your quinceanera. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Columbus, Georgia, USA | Sep 15, 2025 | — | |
| 108 |
Fresca
Orange Citrus
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
If you've ever had an orange soda, then you've probably tasted this drink. Which can be a very good, or very bad thing. This essentially tastes exactly like orange sprite, which is basically just fanta. I love that for me. Soda is one of my favorite beverages, and this one is right up my alley. It doesn't have a very natural orange flavor at all, but neither orange soda. Who loves orange soda? Matt loves orange soda. I do, I do, I do... ooooo. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Apr 11, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 109 |
Fresca
Mango Citrus
Vodka
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ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
I've had a bushel full of these frescas, and frankly, they all taste the same. They're very good. But it feels like the fresca people are just padding the numbers at this point. Every one of these drinks tastes like a sprite and vodka. All they do is make one tiny adjustment to the formula, and add a hint of whatever fruit they have on hand. This time, it's mango. It tastes very good, but it all tastes the same. If you put these together in a lineup, you would not be able to tell them apart. They all have citrus, and they all taste like sprite. Even though they're generic, they are pretty dang good. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Apr 2, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 110 |
Fresca
Grapefruit Citrus
Vodka
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ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
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Who knew that the coca-cola company could make a drink that has a controlled substance included as an ingredient? Who knew that they could also make it taste great?? This drink tastes much like the other frescas: like a delicious soda with vodka in it. This basically tastes exactly like a can of sprite with some grapefruit splashed in. The graprefruit flavor and citrus flavor combine to create a tangy and sweet concoction. Flavorful enough to taste great if looking for a sweet treat, but not too sweet that the drink drags on and you get sick of it. Definitey a high tier seltzer. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Mar 20, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 111 |
Fresca
Pineapple Citrus
Vodka
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ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
I'm starting to believe that all of these fresca drinks are just sprite mixed with vodka and a splash of whatever flavoring they have on hand. This one is pineapple, and it tastes quite delicious. Even though it says no sugar added, there is a perfect amount of sweetness to make you believe you are sipping on a tasty sweet treat. Pineapple is a great mixture flavor for these vodka drinks, and you can barely discern if there is any alcohol in this can. Certainly good for a party or to drink many different seltzers at one time. BUT, with many of these frescas, they all seem to blend together into a tasty menagerie of sprite. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Mar 27, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 112 |
Fresca
Black Cherry Citrus
Vodka
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ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Fresca, which i believe is an old spanish ship, has put together quite the selection of spiked seltzers. I've tried many of them now, and they're all pleasant and flavorful so far. This one is a bit sweeter than the rest, and very slightly artificial tasting, but still extremely palateable. This would be a very tasty drink to quench your thirst while getting you crunked on a hot summer day. I will say though, i would prefer more black cherry flavor and less citrus, as i don't quite love the combination of flavors here. The vodka flavor is non existant. This tastes almost like if they created a black cherry sprite flavor. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Mar 11, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 113 |
Fresca
Watermelon Citrtus
Vodka
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ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
the Fresca people have done it again! Another great tasting vodka seltzer drink, with low calories and no sugar added! This drink tastes exactly like a crystal lite would taste if you put the sugar packet into a bottle of vodka. That sounds gross, but actually it's good! Although, the flavor should be crystal lite, but they call this watermelon citrus, and that is the loosest description of a flavor ever. There is no watermelon or citrus flavor to be discerned here, and it only tastes like pink granualted flavor packets. Luckily, you basically can't taste the booze, which means this drink goes down good. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA | Mar 4, 2026 | — | |
| 114 |
Absolut
Cran-Grape
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar12g
Cal134
|
Another very tasty outing from absolute, one of the best grape flavored drinks on this list. The only downside is it has way too much sugar, but it must add to the grape flavor. Unlike other grapes on this list, the sugar enhances the taste. If it was just a bit lower in sugar, this would be a higher drink Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 17, 2024 | — | |
| 115 |
Sprinter
Peach
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Another fine vodka by the people that make the vans, sprinter. One of the weaker sprinter flavors, peach is lacking a bit on this drink. Peach flavor doesn't lend itself that well to vodka, and is weaker when no sugar is added to this drink. Fine middle of the road seltzer, but don't sprint to the liquor store to grab this one. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Nov 1, 2024 | — | |
| 116 |
Wild Basin
Black Cherry
FMB
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ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
I have to say, this is quite a disappointment for the ol' mattster. I've been known to favor black cherry flavored seltzers since the dawn of time, and i had very high expectations for this seltzer but i regret to say i'm disappointed. The Wild Basin conglomerate makes fine seltzers, but this one just misses the mark. This black cherry tastes quite artificial, as though they never tasted a black cherry before! Though not altogether unpleasant, it just takes the vegan black cherry essence a bit too far. Tastes almost like a twizzler with a bit of a sour aftertaste. Not fully terrible, but not the best showing for a seltzer. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Feb 23, 2025 | — | |
| 117 |
Sprinter
Strawberry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This is certainly the weakest flavor of sprinter that is on the market today. Strawberry in general does not vibe with me as a flavor for seltzers. It's so hard to get right. Usually it tastes extremely artificial and made up with sugars and dyes. This drink though is not half bad. Definitely palatable, and certainly drinkable in large quantities. The strawberry here is quite slight, and doesn't hit you with a ton of artificial sugary grossness. A fine drink, but weak for the pack. Still will enjoy this responsibly. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jun 26, 2025 | — | |
| 118 |
Voda Soda
Tropical Mango
Vodka
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ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal99
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Voda Soda Tropical Mango makes up in flavor what it misses in originality. Strong mango smell. Smells like you are walking through a mango mangrove. The mango flavor is a bit weak, but it is enhanced with an almost coconutty back end. Very interesting flavor profile, and a win for VODA. Still the most generic named drink of all time, and the can looks like it was made in ms paint. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Nov 14, 2024 | — | |
| 119 |
High Noon
Prickly Pear
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Definitely a high point for high noon tequila. Actually a good tasting tequila drink for once! Prickly pear, whatever the hell that is, is semi sweet with a tart aftertaste that compliments the tequila flavor quite nicely. One or two grams of sugar would have made this the perfect drink and completely masked the tequila flavor. But overall, nice drink Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Oct 17, 2024 | — | |
| 120 |
Press
Lingonberry Elderflower
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
|
The fanciest, bougiest seltzer on the block, this flavor must taste good because i have no idea what it's supposed to taste like. I would say the lingonberry tastes like lingonberry, but i wouldn't know what a lingonberry was if it hit me in the sack. That being said, the flavor is quite pleasant, but a bit sweet with the 5g of sugar. Definitely has a floral and berry flavor, which tastes great but might be too sweet for most. Is maybe the most fancy seltzer. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Apr 24, 2025 | — | |
| 121 |
Topo Chico
Tropical Pineapple
FMB
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ABV6%
Sugar18g
Cal190
|
Topo Class for Topo Chico. This is a surprisingly great drink even though it has a tremendous amount of sugar. But, like a traditional margarita, the sugar doesn't detract from the flavor. The pineapple is very exotic, and comes across as a nice addition to this margarita flavor. Topo Chico may have found a good balance of high sugar with higher than normal ABV, which actually works for this drink. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jul 29, 2025 | — | |
| 122 |
Wild Basin
Lime
FMB
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ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Wild Basin is quickly becoming one of my favorite seltzer brands. The substitution of sugar with "alulose" may be growing the cancer in my bloodstream, but it sure tastes great. This flavor, however, is a relatively weak showing from the seltzer group. The lime comes off a bit too sour to drink too many of these in a row. This would be a better drink with a vodka base, but still not a bad showing as far as FMBs are concerned. Drink responsibly Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jul 29, 2025 | — | |
| 123 |
Casa Azul
Watermelon
Tequila
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ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Has Casa Azul fallen off? I'm starting to think that Mi Casa es NOT tu casa! Maybe the tequila brand has become too big for it's britches, and too fancy, that now they need to cut corners to account for demand. This drink is only slightly better than the strawberry margarita flavor, but i'm still giving credit to this brand based on my past interractions with the seltzers. This flavor is a poor showing for watermelon, as it comes across relatively artificially flavored. Watermelon can be a difficult flavor to pin down, and this drink doesn't do it justice. Also, the tequila has flavor here, which generally speaking, can detract from the seltzer. If they used true casa azul tequila on this, i'm confident that you would barely taste the tequila aftertaste. But this one has a slight bite. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Santa Clarita, California, USA | Mar 16, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 124 |
Cruisies
Golf Tea
Vodka
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ABV6%
Sugar
Cal
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DISCLAIMER: This may not be a seltzer. Just off the bat, there is very little carbonation, but also no indication that there are no bubbles. Also, all of the other cruisies are seltzers, and there is little to no information about this drink that exists on earth. If you do consider this a seltzer though, i will say without a doubt this is a very tasty bev. What makes this drink interesting is the lemonade part of the tea is actually quite natural tasting, with an emphasis on tartness, rather than sweetness. This gives the impression of a freshly squeezed lemonade, and not artificial tasting in the least. The iced tea, on the other hand, is very light and hardly comes across, so you mostly get lemonade flavor. But, the downside is you can only drink a few of these before you need to balance the tartness out with another drink. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
Patchogue, New York, USA | Feb 17, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 125 |
Casa Azul
Strawberry Margarita
Tequila
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ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This drink is a RARE MISS for the people at casa azul! I've always had casa azul a the top of my list, but after drinking this strawberry margarita in a can, i might have to re-evaluate my selection. It could be that strawberry margaritas are a very tough nut to crack when it comes to a ready to drink cocktail blend, and this one is no exception. There is not much margarita flavor coming across, and there is a very strange strawberry flavor that hits you in the face and makes you think this drink could have expired. Not a great flavor to have in your cocktail. The only shining spot of this drink is the Tequila is actually good. But, if your selling point is the tequila rather than the flavor, you might as well just buy a bottle of tequila. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
Santa Clarita, California, USA | — | ▶Watch Review | |
| 126 |
Suerte
Mangorita
Tequila
|
ABV7%
Sugar19g
Cal234
|
This canned cocktail SULLIES the great name of MANGORITA! Does the MANGORITA mean nothing to this company?? Instead of having a great tasting mango flavor, mostly what comes through is a strong hit of tequila. Once you crack open this can you get slapped in the face with agave. Minimal margarita flavors, and minimal mango flavors create a bastardization of the mangorita. There is some sort of sweetness in this drink, but i wouldn't call it quite fruity. I'm not sure what they were going with here, but it's not fantastic. Drinkable, but not fantastic. If you are drinking a Suerte cocktail, you might want to go with one of the classics Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Jalisco, Mexico | Mar 18, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 127 |
Lake Hour
Watermelon Cucumber
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar3.4g
Cal109
|
Time flies when you are drinking these lake hours. This is a fine drink mixed in a batch of not so good flavors. It's an interesting combination, watermelon and cucumber, but somehow these flavors actually mix well. I'm not a huge fan of either of those in a seltzer, but together they synergize very well. The cucumber tastes fresh, and the watermelon tastes natural, and you have absolutely no tequila flavoring in sight. Somehow, the two flavors mixed together almost create a marshmallow taste, which intrigues and delights me. But, i don't think i could stomach too many of these at one time. Interesting flavors, even though it comes from a disengenous name and located company. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania, USA | Mar 26, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 128 |
Cazadores
Paloma
Tequila
|
ABV5.9%
Sugar19.9g
Cal202
|
This tequila drink tastes like full sugar, and i'm here for it. No spiciness needs to hide the fact that you're drinking a tequila based can, but the "paloma" flavor is a bit light. Still, you don't taste the horrible tequila aftertaste, and this one goes down smooth. If not for the highest amount of sugar known to man, this would be an excellent drink. Do not drink in excess Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Sep 19, 2024 | — | |
| 129 |
Cazadores
Margarita
Tequila
|
ABV5.9%
Sugar19.9g
Cal206
|
Very tasty margarita in a can. Has just way too much sugar, if you drink more than one your mouth will feel gross and your teeth will fall out of your head. Drink with caution, add ice and maybe some salt on rim. Still a solid canned drink, just too sweet Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Sep 20, 2024 | — | |
| 130 |
Nütrl
Strawberry Lemonade
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Very natural strawberry flavor, surprisingly tasty for all of the nasty strawberry lemonades on the market. No gross strawberry aftertaste, not too sweet, not too lemonad-y, a very goldilocks lemonade drink. This is a strawberry lemonade i wouldn't kick out of bed in the morning if you know what i mean. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Sep 1, 2024 | — | |
| 131 |
Nütrl
Blackberry Lemonade
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Blackberry with lemonade is so hot right now. Very tasty flavor, not sweet, slight aftertaste. Could be a bit sweeter to enhance the lemonade flavor, blackberry is a bit weak. Solid lemonade that has drinkability Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Aug 29, 2024 | — | |
| 132 |
Lunar
Korean Plum
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar8g
Cal130
|
I'm not sure at all what a korean plum is, or why it's different than a MURICAN plum, but dang does this drink taste great. It doesn't taste like any plum i've ever had, but it does have an interesting fruity flavor. Although it is quite high in sugar, it doesn't taste too sweet or offensive. Very drinkable, but i would like to get a korean person's opinion on whether or not this tastes like an actual korean plum. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jan 22, 2025 | — | |
| 133 |
Wild Basin
Strawberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Smells like a fruit rollup, but has a stingingly sour aftertaste. A solid strawberry flavor, but still doesn't taste like a natural strawberry. Very pungent, but would do well with 1 or 2 more g's of allulose on my palate. This drink claims to be vegan, but i would have added some animal and chemical ingredients to make this drink better if i were the wild basin company. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Feb 17, 2025 | — | |
| 134 |
Sparklys
Holunder
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1.8g
Cal80
|
This swiss seltzer is anything but neutral. I didn't think it was possible, but the swiss are capable of making something better than cheese and chocolate! This is a very unique euro seltzer, with what seemingly is a natural aroma and flavor of holunder. Holunder, apparently, is elderberry, which makes this drink extremely effervescent and aromatic. It comes across as a natural tasting seltzer which i would look forward to enjoying on the many lakes of switzerland. DIE seltzer DIE Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Mar 29, 2025 | — | |
| 135 |
Salt Point
Greyhound
Vodka
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ABV10%
Sugar31g
Cal310
|
I've never had a greyhound before, but i think it may be my new favorite cocktail of all time! No but seriously, this is a really tasty beverage. Salt Point does an excellent job of masking the 10% abv with a good amount of sugar, but not making it seem like it's too sweet or unnatural tasting. Somehow, the grapefruit appears out of nowhere, with a hint of freshly squeezed fruit in this can. I'm not sure how they make a grapefruit taste so natural, but this is an excellent showing for the grapefruit flavor. The only issue with this drink is it's high sugar and calorie content. If you're looking for a natural no-additive drink, this won't be it, but if you're looking for a party in a can i would suggest this drink hands down. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Yakima, Washington, USA | Nov 24, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 136 |
Cruisies
Cuba Libre
Rum
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ABV6%
Sugar
Cal
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Little is known about this company they call "Cruisies." There is no website, there is no brewery, there is no word for where it could possibly be. But somehow, this drink has landed on my lap, and i'm very pleased that it did. Generally speaking, a cuba libre is a fine drink, but i've had many canned rum and cokes before, and they've all been either too heavy on the rum, using a bad cola, or just being completely flat. This drink has none of those issues. The rum is pleasant on the palate, the cola has a nice sweetness balance, and most importantly it has max carbonation. This is a great cuba libre, but i don't trust this mysterious company. For all i know they could be putting rat poison in this can! Where is the oversight?! Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
Patchogue, New York, USA | Feb 9, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 137 |
Press
Pineapple Basil
FMB
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ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
|
A very pleasant seltzer experience. Press seeks to elevate the seltzer drink one fancy flavor at a time. This melange of tastes combines a relatively strong pineapple flavor with an almost absent basil taste. The pineapple smells and tastes more on the natural side than a strong chemical flavor, which makes this a seltzer above most. A bit on the high side of additive sugar, but doesn't come across too sweet. Very good choice on flavors, and i'm excited to drink more Press seltzers. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Apr 22, 2025 | — | |
| 138 |
Mike's
Lemon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Not to be confused with other Mike's hard lemonades, this is a Mike's hard seltzer. I can attest, Mike's is making seltzers HARD. Although this is technically a lemonade seltzer, and lemon should be the flagship flavor, this may be a weaker mike's offering. Some of the other lemonade seltzers on the market have a more unique, natural lemon taste. This one is good, but could be better coming from a company that prides itself on it's lemon zest. This just tastes like a little off version of the mikes hard lemonade, but comes with much less sugar. Good flavor, but go for the mike's non-lemon lemonades for the seltzers Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Aug 2, 2025 | — | |
| 139 |
Sandbagger
Pink Grapefruit
Gin
|
ABV5%
Sugar
Cal135
|
I wouldn't say this drink is sandbagging the flavor! I don't know if that makes sense, but this is not half bad. Much like canadian imports, it's definitely alright. Has a strong gin flavor, with a light sprinkling of grapefruit to help it go down. Gin can be a very tricky alcohol, because the flavor is so intense, but this is a soft gin drink. Ruby grapefruit is normally a hard sour flavor for seltzers, but this one is light and mostly aromatic. You could drink a number of these and feel pretty good about yourself in the morning. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
Toronto, Canada | Sep 30, 2025 | — | |
| 140 |
local motion
Peach
Vodka
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ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal78
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Yakima hits us with another solid seltzer in it's trove of seltzer flavors. This peach joint is an interesting take on getting drunk. Basically, it doesn't taste like anything, which can be extremely appealing to the drinking community. This is like a regular, unflavored seltzer with the slightest hint of peach. The peach is neither good nor bad, but just there. This all adds up to a libation that you can consume at great quantities with no regret. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
Yakima, Washington, USA | Nov 25, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 141 |
Local motion
Mixed Citrus
Vodka
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ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal78
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local to the state of washington, this seltzer has some significant motion. A very interesting take on the seltzer genre, there is no sugar added and just the taste of generic citrus in this can. I would say this drink could use at least one or two grams of sugar to spice up the flavor, but if you're looking for a seltzer that mostly tastes like nothing with a hint of citrus, this might be a seltzer for you. The addition of vodka instead of FMB is definitely the way to go on this drink, but the vodka itself may not be of the best quality. Not the strongest flavorful drink on the market, but not offensive to the tastebuds, and definitely worth drinking a bushel full. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
Yakima, Washington, USA | Nov 24, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 142 |
Flying Embers
Tangerine Simcoe
Kombucha
|
ABV8%
Sugar0g
Cal160
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I must say, this is the best Flying Embers drink on the market. I have no idea what a "Simcoe" is, except that i need one in my cell phone when traveling abroad. This drink comes with an exceptionally strong ABV, but somehow usurps the normal slap in the face that would come from such a high content. The tangerine does a lot of heavy lifting, and the flavor comes across just sweet enough to taste natural. I'm not sure what would happen to your gut if you drink too much kombucha, but with this drink i'm willing to find out. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jun 17, 2025 | — | |
| 143 |
Press
Guava Rhubarb
FMB
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ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
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STOP THE PRESSes. Press makes another above average tasting seltzer. Although i do believe this particular brand of seltzers would be better off with one additional % of abv, this flavor is very palatable and you could drink a number of these at a time. The guava flavor is a bit sweet, and i'm not quite sure what rhubarb naturally tastes like, but it does come off sweeter than normal. No alcoholic aftertaste, and extremely floral. All in all, Press seltzers have been a treat to drink. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | May 1, 2025 | — | |
| 144 |
Grin
Lime
FMB
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ABV4%
Sugar
Cal104
|
Croatia's finest seltzer takes a bit of a dip with this Lime flavored affair. Definitely an above average seltzer, but the lime frankly doesn't taste any different than any other lime seltzer drink on the market. Even though Europe uses only the freshest farm to table ingredients for it's seltzers, this one just tastes the same as every lime drink out there. Still a very drinkable experience, i can't stop GRINNING while drinking this drink! With every flavor of grin consumed, i can safely say that this is the highest croatian export on the market. Unfortunately, due to Seltzer Tariffs upwards of 69%, this will soon be undrinkable in the united states. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
Zagreb, Croatia | Aug 28, 2025 | — | |
| 145 |
Sandbagger
Lemon
Gin
|
ABV5%
Sugar
Cal135
|
Sandy Baklava would approve of this drink! As far as gin drinks go, sandbagger is making some tasty offerings in the arena. This one is quite delicious, if not just a little bit too sweet. Because it's made in canada, for some reason they don't disclose how much sugar is added, so i'm going to assume that it's about a cup of maple syrup. Even though it's very sweet, it still maintains it's gin flavor, and you can definitely taste the gin coming through the lemon. Not very sour, as most lemon drinks are, and more limey if anything. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
Toronto, Canada | Oct 18, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 146 |
Stateside
Peach
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2g
Cal95
|
Stateside! Very tasty, and made in the states! I think. With notes of FREEDOM and GUNS. Stateside does a good job using high quality vodka in their drink, which leaves only the peach flavor to come across. This drink could have a stronger peach essence, but it is lacking a strong fruit punch. But, this could be the effect that stateside is looking for, with only 2gs of sugar and 95 calories. It gives just the slightest peach flavor, which makes the drink taste more like a vodka seltzer with a hint of peach. I prefer my drinks on the stronger flavor side, but for someone looking for a vodka seltzer that you can drink a bushel of, this one would be a good choice. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA | Jan 5, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 147 |
Press
Peach Rosemary
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
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These seltzers certainly leave a good imPRESSion on me! A bit on the sweet side, but if you can handle a little fruity flavor these drinks go a long way. THis one in particular has a strong peach flavor, but the rosemary is extremely subtle if apparent at all. If my love grows where rosemary goes, then i don't love this seltzer. But everything else is good. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Apr 26, 2025 | — | |
| 148 |
Topo Chico
Strawberry Guava
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Topo chico tries to hang with the big boys of seltzer - White claw, truly, bud and the rest. Although it attempts to compete, it comes off more as a bastard stepchild of the family. There isn't much to differentiate topo chico from the rest, and they attempt to add guava to this flavor to separate it from the strawberry field, but it comes off just as a strong artificial strawberry flavor. Usually i side with a seltzer on the low end of abv, but this actually could use a bit more booze. All you're left with is a hit of strawberry to the dome, and a hangover. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Apr 26, 2025 | — | |
| 149 |
Stateside
Black Cherry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2g
Cal95
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Stateside seltzers are made in philadelphia. Unlike most things in philadelphia, this is actually good. Strong black cherry flavoring that is not too sweet and not too bitter, and the use of stateside vodka makes this a great pair. Most black cherry vodka seltzers can come off metallic tasting, and generally speaking, the FMB black cherries are better, but this one may be an exception. Has a very strong cherry aroma, and slight black cherry flavor, which means you could drink a barrel full of this seltzer. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA | Dec 9, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 150 |
Nütrl
Cranberry Grapefruit
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar4g
Cal100
|
This new group of nutral seltzers is starting to look like a total hit! They've taken an already strong showing of fruit flavors with vodka, and added cranberry to the mix. Cranberry can be an excellent added flavor to most vodkas. Vodka Cranberry on it's own already slaps, then you add another fruit and you're off to the races. This may be the weakest in the batch though, as Grapefruit can be very tricky to get right. Grapefruit can come off quite bitter with no sugar, and too artificial with too much. BUT adding cranberry to this mix makes it a very even flavor. Good balance of cranberry, vodka, and grapefruit, this is a great drink for all of your holiday excursions. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
St. Louis, Missouri, USA | Dec 13, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 151 |
Lone River
Classic
?
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ABV5.8%
Sugar4g
Cal140
|
For a non malt beverage, and something that doesn't contain tequila, this drink tastes surprisingly like a traditional margarita! It must be something in the water down in Texas, because this tastes pretty dang good. Ths classic flavor tastes like a solid margarita in a can, and it probably is very refreshing on the arid west texas plains. Solid offering from the Lone River people Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jun 17, 2025 | — | |
| 152 |
Bud Light
Citrus Soda
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This batch of chemicals in a can actually aint that bad. It tastes like no natural thing on earth, which must be poisonous to the body. That being said, somehow it has no sugar and low calories, and yet very high in taste. It certainly tastes like a soda, but nothing like a sprite or 7up. If you can picture what neon green tastes like, then you've nailed this drink. Refrain from standing near any geiger counters while drinking this. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Apr 18, 2025 | — | |
| 153 |
Lake Hour
Honeysuckle Ginger
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar3.4g
Cal109
|
Put this drink in the category of stolen valor because it claims, whole heartedly, to have the spirit of the finger lakes, and fully stamped with NEW YORK PROUD certificates, yet is made in PENNSYLVANIA! With that imposter syndrome in mind, this is actually not a bad drink. They should be PA PROUD instead! If you can get over the taste of disdain, then you might actually find a tasty beverage inside (HT DONUT) Most ginger seltzers can go wrong with too much sugar, which makes the drink fully taste like candied ginger, but this drink doesn't add any artificial sweetener and let's the ginger represent itself. It comes across a bit sour, but gives it a very natural taste. The Honeysuckle, unfortunately, is not present. This drink puts the suck in honeysuckle. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania, USA | Feb 25, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 154 |
Talkhouse
Lime
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar1.8g
Cal100
|
Claiming to be from Amagansett, or the hamptons, or somewhere in NY, this drink is actually from TENNESSEE. And let me tell you, it tastes like the dirty south. This drink is palatable, but i'm mostly surprised that they could have a below board flavor of vodka and lime. Normally speaking, you can't go wrong with vodka and lime. It's like peas and carrots. But this drink tastes almost sour, and the vodka flavor is a bit strong for the low ABV. I'm not sure if they just need to use better vodka or better lime, but this drink needs to do something. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Murfreesboro, Tennessee, USA | Dec 25, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 155 |
Mike's
Mango
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
FiveMike's hard seltzer is here! this seltzer is definitely hard, and for the taking. It's amazing what a company as vaunted as Mike's can make a strong offering in the seltzer game. This seltzer is flavorful, low in sugar, and has minimal to 0 aftertaste. Definitely a good showing from the original lemonade people, and won't make you feel crappy after drinking a bushel full because of the low sugar content. After tasting a selection of the seltzers from Mike's, i would even prefer this over their traditional lemonades. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Aug 14, 2025 | — | |
| 156 |
Mike's
Strawberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
I'm happy to report, these Mike's seltzers are A-OK in my book. This may be the worst of the batch, but definitely a strong showing for Mike and his people. Even though this is quite low in added sugar, it is a bit too sweet for my taste, which adds to the artificial tasting strawberry additive. Strawberry in seltzer is one of the trickiest flavors, and i have yet to taste a really natural fresh strawberry flavor in a seltzer, and this one also doesn't hit the mark. BUT, still very palatable, and you could easily drink a bushel or two of these seltzers Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Aug 15, 2025 | — | |
| 157 |
Flying Embers
Mango & Passionfruit Daiquiri
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar1g
Cal195
|
The NEW best of the worst of flying embers seltzers. What can i say about this drink that hasn't been said about the other flying embers seltzers? This seltzer falls into the trap of trying to include a high alcohol content with low sugar, which makes it taste just like alcohol. No one wants to reach for a delicious, refreshing, cold to the tongue seltzer and get hit in the face with some kind of artificial liquor. I strongly believe that this is not for anyone with a palate. This is the only flying ember that actually has some fruit flavor you can distinguish, with a strong mango taste but it's overpowered by the "rum." Someone at the FAA should ground these flying drinks Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Feb 12, 2025 | — | |
| 158 |
Flying Embers
Classic Lime Margarita
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar1g
Cal195
|
The best of the worst of flying embers seltzers. These are just too strong. It does live up to its name with a strong tequila flavor, but why have a flavor of tequila in an FMB? just drink tequila! Flying embers continues to make the IPA of seltzers, and not even a good one. Only drink this if you want to get hammered fast Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Feb 7, 2025 | — | |
| 159 |
White Claw
Tropical Mai Tai
FMB
|
ABV7%
Sugar2g
Cal150
|
I can tell you that after all of these years, and many seltzers, i still do not know what a mai tai tastes like. I will say though, this drink from the popular white claw company, is actually very tasty and refreshing! This is an offering in the new "claw tails" pack, which have many different flavors of varying degrees of awfulness. This one may be the one shining light in the pack. Quite flavorful, not too sweet, the pineapple slaps, and even though it has a high alcohol content, you don't get hit in the face with it. Not bad, but could be better on ice or potentially blended Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Waddell, Arizona, USA | Sep 8, 2025 | — | |
| 160 |
Flying Embers
Mai Tai
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar1g
Cal195
|
DIsclaimer: i have no idea what a mai tai tastes like or what is in a mai tai or how to make one. BUT, this drink surprisingly tastes good! This seltzer holds a 10% abv, which normally spells doom for FMBs - but somehow it skirts the horrible alcohol aftertaste, and also has only 1g of sugar! It is quite sweet, but this may come from the rum barrel aging. You can certainly taste the rum through the fruit flavors, but it isn't as off putting as you would expect. Be sure to make Mai Tai, YOUR tai Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Feb 1, 2025 | — | |
| 161 |
White Claw Spirits
Cranberry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Cranberry and vodka. Your basic vodka drink. Cranberry is not too tart, not too sweet, just right. Nothing else to write home about with this drink, if you don't have vodka or cranberry juice and home and are too lazy to buy both, grab this. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Oct 7, 2024 | — | |
| 162 |
High Noon
Grapefruit
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar3g
Cal100
|
Strong grapefruit showing from High noon, grapefruit is traditionally the worst flavor of seltzer, yet high noon makes this a tasty treat. Look for grapefruit at your local grocer today Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Oct 1, 2024 | — | |
| 163 |
Sparklys
Maracuja
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1.8g
Cal80
|
DAS IST GUT! This may be the first european seltzer that appears on this list, and the swiss creators of Sparklys have made their country proud. Normally, the swiss are known for their cheese, but this seltzer has no dairy included. A fresh flavor, apparently maracuja is german for passionfruit. Although i've had passionfruit in the past, this doesn't have the strongest fruit flavor, but very pleasant on the palate nonetheless. A tiny bitter backend, but very drinkable, if more seltzers have made their way to Europe i would like to see another spin on the USA classic drink. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Mar 29, 2025 | — | |
| 164 |
Cruisies
Blood Orange
Vodka
|
ABV6%
Sugar
Cal
|
This drink may not actually exist. It could be just a figment of my imagination. There is no information on this on the internet, and i recieved it for free from a mysterious bartender who may or may not be a ghost of a haunted pickleball bar. If this is actually a drink, it is quite pleasant. With a higher than average abv for a canned vodka seltzer, you really don't taste the vodka and only the hint of orange flavoring. The orange is very natural tasting, and though there is no sugar information, i can tell that there seems to be no or minimal sugar added. You have just the essence of orange, with a minimal vodka taste. You could probably get away with drinking a full cooler of these and feel pretty good in the morning. But, if you're curious, try to discover this can. I bet you can't. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
Patchogue, New York, USA | Jan 31, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 165 |
Bud Light
Cranberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Bud light introduces this cranberry flavor in it's holiday flavor offering, but I think they should bring it back for their regular flavors! It's that tasty of a drink - refreshing, slightly cranberry, and easy to consume. Not quite as good as a vodka cranberry, but the cranberry does the trick in this drink. I would say this could go toe to toe with some of the other traditional bud light drinks, and i hope they bring this into the rotation soon. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | May 17, 2025 | — | |
| 166 |
Lone River
Blood Orange
?
|
ABV5.8%
Sugar4g
Cal140
|
For a drink that is not a beer and doesn't contain tequila, whatever alcohol is in this drink tastes pretty good. Somehow it is tequila flavored with a strong margarita aftertaste and a hit of alcohol that all seems to work in tandem. Even though this is not a spicy flavored drink, it does have some spice bite in the back. Also, there is just a very slight hint of blood orange which i would prefer is a bit stronger. Solid non-beer-non-tequila mystery alcohol seltzer Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Jun 14, 2025 | — | |
| 167 |
Topo Chico
Prickly Pear
FMB
|
ABV6%
Sugar18g
Cal190
|
Topo Chico is providing topo sugar in this seltzer. Way too much sugar and pure juice in this margarita style seltzer. This flavor makes an abomination of the "prickly pear." Doesn't taste pear like, and certainly doesn't prickle your fancy on the way down. All that is to say there isn't really anything about this seltzer that would separate it from the pack. Just tastes very fruity and juicy, and has too much sugar to drink too many of these seltzers. If you're looking for a fruit juice with booze in it, this may be your choice. No margarita involved Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Milwaukee, WI, USA | Aug 20, 2025 | — | |
| 168 |
Lake Hour
Rosemary Yuzu
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar3.4g
Cal109
|
This may be the most seltzer ass tasting selzter on this list. It's pretty interesting, they can take a seltzer like this and display many flavors on the front, but have it taste pretty seltzery. If you're not too big on the flavors of a spiked seltzer, this one might be right up your alley. I'm not sure what a Yuzu could possibly taste like in the wild, but i have a feeling that it enhances the natural seltzer flavors. If love grows where my rosemary goes, then i don't know what love is. The rosemary is non-existent. All in all though, this is not a bad tasting seltzer, just lacks a bit of panache that the other seltzers on this list have Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania, USA | Apr 6, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 169 |
Bud Light
Sugar Plum
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
This seltzer has sugar plum fairies dancing on my tastebuds! This is another flavor from the hit or miss christmas special bud light seltzers, and i would say that this seltzer is definitely on the nice list. We don't normally get plum flavored seltzers, so this taste is actually a nice departure from the normal fruit bud light offering. Even though this is christmas themed, i would drink this flavor in hotter months as well. A strong plum smell accompanies a robust purple flavor, but not quite strong enough to overstay its welcome. Very good offering from bud light, and hopefully they'll keep this flavor in their regular rotation. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | May 21, 2025 | — | |
| 170 |
Topo Chico
Strawberry Hibiscus
FMB
|
ABV6%
Sugar18g
Cal190
|
Another Topo the class offering for Topo Chico, with but one downside: too much dang sugar. They added about the most sugar possible for one of these drinks, which normally could spell disaster, but somehow this seltzer makes it work. Usually, with high amounts of sugar and the strawberry flavor, a seltzer can fall into the trap of tasting extremely artificial, but this "margarita" pulls it off, giving natural strawberry notes, and a backend of hibiscus. Quite good, but in small quantities. If you don't have diabetes, this could be a banger Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jul 31, 2025 | — | |
| 171 |
Viva
Watermelon
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal88
|
This is as close to a can of flavorless seltzer as you can get. BUT, it now packs a tiny buzz. Basically nothing added other than seltzer, mediocre tequila, and watermelon farts. This might confuse a judge in a blind taste test of flavored non-alcoholic seltzers. There is something to be said for a drink that is so inoffensive that you can drink 12 of them without a second thought. If you're looking for a can of nothing, this is it. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
Clintonville, Wisconsin, USA | Oct 6, 2025 | — | |
| 172 |
Humble Bumble
Citrus
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar14g
Cal170
|
You might say this seltzer has a lot of BUZZ. No just kidding it's aight. Interesting addition in this seltzer, they've included some honey from bees to this drink. This adds quite a bit of sugar, but it doesn't come across too sweet. Has a natural honey flavor, but the citrus is very sour. Although this drink on paper has a ton of sugar added, it doesn't necessarily come off too sweet, and if this was an unnatural sugar additive citrus wouldn't be so potent. Citrus flavor is good if not cutting with the sourness, and the honey is a nice aftertaste. Interesting drink and i'm excited to see more! Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jun 3, 2025 | — | |
| 173 |
QNSY
Mojito
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar12g
Cal150
|
QNSY decidedly does NOT encapsulate the vibe of Queens. But, this drink is actually quite tasty. Has a very traditional Mojito flavor, but the mint is a bit too strong in this drink. The mint flavor is almost artificial, and doesn't taste like fresh mint. The mint flavor is one of two things holding this drink back, accompanied by the higher sugar content. Overall, a very good drink but not to be consumed in large quantities Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jan 4, 2025 | — | |
| 174 |
Cazadores
Spicy Margarita
Tequila
|
ABV5.9%
Sugar25.9g
Cal227
|
This may be one of the best tasting canned margaritas i've tried on this list, but WOAH THATS SOME SUGAR. Best served with a shot of insulin, the sugar amount masks the taste of tequila, but the spice flows too much. A bit too spicy makes you slow down your drinking, and adds a bit of pain to every sip. Good flavor, bad nutrition approach with caution Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Sep 19, 2024 | — | |
| 175 |
Lone River
Spicy
?
|
ABV5.8%
Sugar4g
Cal140
|
WOAH! That's a spicy meatball. This drink may be too spicy for its own good, so definitely not for the faint of heart. If you can get past the burning, it actually has a nice margarita taste. This drink will certainly put hair on your chest. Has a good margarita flavor, with a powerful bite, but you probably won't be able to drink too many of these. I would suggest putting this over ice with a wedge of lemon, tajin, and a scoop of sour cream. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Jun 6, 2025 | — | |
| 176 |
Cutty Sark
Ginger Ale
Scotch Whisky
|
ABV5%
Sugar12.5g
Cal160
|
The Spirit of Adventure! From now on, when i think of adventurous, thrilling, and fun things, i'll first think of CUTTY SARK. This drink is one of those simple double take drinks: the first sip is like a slap in the face, the second sip you are just settling in for a ride. This has a very similar taste as if you took a ginger ale, and added just a bit too much whiskey. The whiskey flavor definitely comes through, but the after effects are mostly gingery. Claims to be sparkling, but could use a bit more bubble for my taste. This gets extra points for having a nice looking can. Cutty Sark, which i believe is an old old wooden ship. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Le Havre, France | Sep 19, 2025 | — | |
| 177 |
Simply Spiked
Blueberry Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar17g
Cal170
|
Blueberry lemonade is very tasty. The hint of blueberry really enhances the lemonade, but it is just too sweet to recommend. This will definitely give you a hangover if you drink too many, will dehydrate you completely. Do not drink if you have diabetes or require insulin injections Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Aug 7, 2024 | — | |
| 178 |
Lone River
Mango
?
|
ABV5.8%
Sugar4g
Cal140
|
Lone River makes a seltzer with black magic. It doesn't contain hops, and it doesn't contain beer, and it doesn't contain tequila. I don't know what is in this can, but it will get you crunked. This drink is technically a "margarita style" seltzer, and it tastes like a heavy mango flavored tequila drink. The mango is very strong, and the margarita is light, but the combination is not great. Comes off artificial, and i don't know where i stand with this cocktail. Too sour for my taste, and i maybe wouldn't drink too many of these in a row. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jun 3, 2025 | — | |
| 179 |
Humble Bumble
Pineapple Morello Cherry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar14g
Cal170
|
After drinking a number of these seltzers, you might say the humble bumble people BUMBLED their way into seltzer flavor combinations. This seltzer has that hint of honey that is unique to these drinks, but adds a bit too much pineapple for my liking here. The pineapple comes off pretty tart, and the tom morello cherry is non existent. I would have liked to taste more cherry to balance the tart pineapple, but this is what we are stuck with. Unique addition of honey though, which adds quite a bit of sugar but doesn't take the edge off of the pineapple. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jun 11, 2025 | — | |
| 180 |
Crown Royal
Lemon Lemonade
Whisky
|
ABV7%
Sugar23g
Cal225
|
Somehow, this has even more sugar than the other lemonades, but lemon and whisky somehow works. If you like the flavor of whisky, you'll love this drink. The sweetness of the lemon emphasizes the sweetness of whisky. Interesting combination, and very flavorful, just too much sugar is added to this drink to make it a top tier seltzer Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Oct 18, 2024 | — | |
| 181 |
Humble Bumble
Pomberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar14g
Cal170
|
the pomberrys taste like pomberrys! No just kidding, i don't know what a pomberry is. This drink tastes mostly like grape juice and hits you with extra TANNINS. It even has a purple hue to this drink. I think they were going for a pomegranate flavor, but the berry and honey added to this drink along with additional sugar makes it just taste like grape juice. Not a bad flavor by any stretch, but just too sweet to drink too many of these in a row. The honey makes less of an impact on this flavor than the others, but is a pleasant addition. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Jun 16, 2025 | — | |
| 182 |
Humble Bumble
Mango Pina Colada
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar14g
Cal170
|
Humble Bumble drinks are bringing an interesting twist on the seltzer genre to the table. Unfortunately for this flavor, it seems like they're just trying to do too dam much. This drink is supposed to have flavors of Mango, Pina, Colada, and Honey but it all just blends into a sweet coconutty mess. Hone flavors and pina colada flavors are just too strong and don't mix that well together, and the mango is non-existent. The lesson for Humble Bumble? Sometimes less is more. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jun 6, 2025 | — | |
| 183 |
Crown Royal
Mango Lemonade
Whisky
|
ABV7%
Sugar20g
Cal214
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Mango and lemonade makes a weird match. This drink is quite sweet, with sugar and fruit enhancing the natural whisky sweetness. Unfortunately, i think the mango flavor doesn't do much to bolster the lemonade taste. On the whole, crown royal makes a solid canned sparkling drink, but the sugar and alcohol content make this mostly a pass Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Oct 21, 2024 | — | |
| 184 |
Crown Royal
Blackberry Lemonade
Whisky
|
ABV7%
Sugar21g
Cal216
|
This is the kind of drink that grows on you after about half a can. At first sip, you are hit with a strong crown royal whisky taste, but that taste diminished with each gulp. What's left is the flavor of blackberries, and a hint of whisky. Not a bad addition, the whisky flavor compliments the fruit. If not for the high sugar content, this could be a top tier drink, but the sugar and calories holds it back. Yankees good luck charm drink Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Oct 18, 2024 | — | |
| 185 |
Crown Royal
Peach Lemonade
Whisky
|
ABV7%
Sugar20g
Cal216
|
The weakest of the whiskey lemonades, too strong to be crowned number 1. Peach flavor doesn't match the whisky sweetness. Definitely a different drink than you standard spiked seltzer, but not a must have. Good for the crown people to try something new and different, but stick to cheap whisky and coke. Would be better if it came with a plush velvet purple bag Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Oct 24, 2024 | — | |
| 186 |
Happy Dad
Pineapple
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Very good traditional flavor by Happy Dad. Comes across with a hint of pineapple, doesn't taste like a vodka pineapple. Very minimal aftertaste, super drinkable. Could drink 8, but your wallet can't handle that. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jul 21, 2024 | — | |
| 187 |
Bud Light
Maple Pear
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
I learned something new today: Maple Syrup and Baked Pears are actually a thing that people enjoy. Going into this drink, i thought to myself, "what an odd combination of flavors." Now, having consumed this beverage, i can say that it is pretty dang good. This seltzer has a very strong aroma of maple syrup, and a tiny hit of pear in the background. This maple syrup starts strong, but ends with a bit of a weak flavor, yet the smell does the heavy lifting, making this drink a nice treat. I would like to see this exact flavor in a dark beer, and since a seltzer is so light and refreshing, this drink contradicts itself. Still, i would not turn this drink down if it was offered to me around the campfire, or even on the beach. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | May 23, 2025 | — | |
| 188 |
Bud Light
Retro Tie Dye Blue Raspberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Slightly sour lime smell on initial CRACK. weak crack. Pretty sweet for not having any sugar, but the sour aftertaste complements the sweetness, surprisingly. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 4, 2024 | — | |
| 189 |
Press
Pomegranate Ginger
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
|
For some reason, this is not the premier Press flavor. But so far, this is the tastiest flavor of the bunch. Pomegranate taste is quite strong and fruity, and the ginger is very very slight. Too strong ginger can throw a seltzer into a tailspin, and this is the perfect amount of ginger. A bit sweeter than i would prefer, but this is an overall nice flavor. Could use one more percent of alcohol, but it still tastes great Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Nov 23, 2024 | — | |
| 190 |
Bud Light
Retro Tie Dye Pink Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Slightly sweet pink lemonade taste. Not as natural as most lemonades, artificial tasting. A bit too sweet to be higher on the list. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 4, 2024 | — | |
| 191 |
Truly
Peach Bellini
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal110
|
Solid truly flavor for a limited edition. Very peachy in it's smell, and bellini isn't even a flavor. Mostly just peach, but light on the peach. If it had a sweeter, stronger peach flavor this may be higher. But this is an excellent showing for Truly. Minimal aftertaste and lingering peach flavor, you can feel good about drinking this Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Nov 11, 2024 | — | |
| 192 |
Press
Grapefruit and Cardamom
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
|
This flavor is the one that started it all. Press' flagship flavor, the pinnacle of their seltzer outing. The cardamom is a new and unique taste, but the grapefruit does nothing to compliment this flavor. After a few sips though, the cardamom just blends into a generic fruit flavor. Not a very strong taste even with a presence of higher sugar content. If this is the best Press can do, most likely this stays in the mid range. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Nov 19, 2024 | — | |
| 193 |
Lunar
Passion Fruit
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar5g
Cal120
|
I'm still not sure what a passion fruit tastes like, but i can safely say that this is a very natural representation of a passion fruit. The flavor is strong, and it has a fruit roll-up aroma. I'm not quite sure the difference between a taiwanese passion fruit and a passion fruit from the west, but this is a solid offering. One of the better Lunar flavors, i'm excited to try many many more. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Jan 24, 2025 | — | |
| 194 |
Nütrl
Strawberry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
With the newest flavor for 2025, Strawberry, the Nutrl people decided to put the car in second gear! This is a very flavorful drink, although new flavors are sparse for this company, this is a solid showing. Who knew you could do something crazy like introduce "strawberry" to your repertoire. The flavor of strawberry is quite potent, and tastes relatively natural thanks to the no added sugar. This is certainly an inoffensive drink, and can be consumed at great quantities. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
St. Louis, MO, USA | Sep 4, 2025 | — | |
| 195 |
Truly
Lime
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Mid tier seltzer flavor, hint of lime but not very natural. Would do better just drinking a vodka lime. Lime flavor comes off artificial. Basic seltzer, fine to drink at a party. Milktoast flavor. The ned flanders of seltzer Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Sep 6, 2024 | — | |
| 196 |
Onda
Lime
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This Onda drink tastes the most natural. If you're looking for a tequila and lime, this is not a bad choice. Unlike the other Ondas, it doesn't taste like burning. Unfortunately, i don't believe anyone should be drinking tequila from a can. Has a strong taste of tequila blanco, and a sharp hit of lime, but the tequila is too strong not to notice. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Nov 12, 2024 | — | |
| 197 |
Onda
Guava
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This onda surprisingly does not taste like burned charcoal. The guava matches the tequila flavor nicely. It seems like onda has found the perfect citrus fruit to match their tequila blanco. Quite tasty, solid outing for onda, may be the best tequila seltzer that this brewing company makes. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Sep 7, 2024 | — | |
| 198 |
The Finnish Long Drink
Cranberry
Gin
|
ABV5.5%
Sugar15g
Cal160
|
Delicious drink with too much sugar. Light cranberry flavor, just tastes like a cranberry and gin. Nothing notable about this drink. TOO MUCH SUGAR. Tastes like diabetes in a can. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jul 15, 2024 | — | |
| 199 |
Jimmy Juice
Juicy Pineapple Fizzy
Vodka
|
ABV8%
Sugar-
Cal-
|
I'm happy to report that i've had every one of jimmy's juices, and they all have extra jimmy juice inside. With that in mind, this might be the jimmiest of all of his juices. Definitely the highest amount of jimmy juice is included in the flavor. You really get a full serving of jimmy juice in this can. I can honestly say this is the most jimmy juice i've had a chance to consume, and it has been a very interesting journey. Rumor has it, if you consume a lot of pineapple, jimmy juice really tastes great, which is what makes this flavor the tastiest of all of the jimmy juices. Though no ingredients are listed, this clearly has a high amount of sugar, which makes the pineapple very flavorful, but without the sweetness you would be left with too strong of an alcohol aftertaste. The one major drawback is the lack of "fizz" in the fizz. Not too much carbonation, could use more. If you are looking for jimmy's juice, look no further. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Pequea, Pennsylvania, USA | Feb 15, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 200 |
Jimmy Juice
Cranberry Citrus Fizzy
Vodka
|
ABV8%
Sugar-
Cal-
|
Although this drink sits at a high number on the list, i have to be honest and say it's really not that bad! Surprisingly, it bucks the jimmy juice trend of slapping you right in the face with it's over the top artificial sugar induced flavor. This drink brings the cranberry to the max, and adds a good amount of sugar to make sure there isn't too much vodka/cranberry bite. The only downside to this drink is there is a bit too much sugar, but not as much as the other jimmy juices. Not the greatest cranberry mixture on the planet, and it's a bit light on the fizz, but overall very pleasant. Unfortunately, with this drink, and like most cranberry drinks, you can't drink too many of them in a row because it makes your mouth feel very gritty and gross. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Pequea, Pennsylvania, USA | Feb 11, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 201 |
Two Chicks
Sparkling Citrus Margarita
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar18g
Cal190
|
This is a great drink, but there is just too much sugar and too many cals in this canadian offering. The two chicks maybe should have consulted with some other chicks before they built this pre-diabetic drink. Although this tastes exactly like their paloma, the tequila in this seltzer is quite smooth. That could be because they packed it with a metric ton of sugar, but it doesn't hit you like a ton of bricks. Tastes like a quality margarita, with a tiny hint of citrus. The two chicks are clearly padding their resume with this cocktail, because you can't really say it's much different than the paloma, but get that bag lady. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
Quebec, Canada | Sep 4, 2025 | — | |
| 202 |
Two Chicks
Sparkling Paloma
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar17g
Cal180
|
Two chicks one seltzer. Seltzer has a nice drink with no alcohol edge, cannot detect the presence of tequila. Unfortunately, this drink is way too sweet to have many in a row. Also, paloma flavor is not my favorite. If you enjoy paloma you might find yourself satisfied, but you would only drink one. drink responsibly Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Sep 12, 2024 | — | |
| 203 |
Nütrl
Watermelon
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Not a great flavor for NUTRAL. Watermelon has a stinky smell, but subtle flavor. Artificial aftertaste lingers on the tongue. Tastes more like an FMB rather than a vodka seltzer. more NEGATIVE than NUTRAL Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Aug 29, 2024 | — | |
| 204 |
Lunar
Yuzu
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar7g
Cal120
|
It's almost the LUNAR new year, and this drink is not the first i would reach for to celebrate the year of the snake. It's a fine drink, but there are many better drinks on the market that would be appropriate for this celebration. The yuzu comes off very bitter on the backend, and could use a few grams of sugar to even it out. This drink touts yuzu from Japan, but unlike most japanese products, this one doesn't seem up to par. don't make myzu, yuzu in this drink. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jan 26, 2025 | — | |
| 205 |
Michelob Ultra
Organic Cucumber Lime
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal80
|
Subtle cucumber smell and taste adds to this flavor, doesn't detract. The lime is extremely light, but enhances the flavor. Not a strong, sweet taste. Tastes like a day at the spa Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 17, 2024 | — | |
| 206 |
Truly
Citrus Punch
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Similar taste and smell to the other fruit punches that truly offers, but with a hint of pineapple. Pineapple ads so much to this flavor, definitely lifting above its weight class. Sweeter than you might think for 1g of sugar, very tasty. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Aug 7, 2024 | — | |
| 207 |
Truly
Fruit Punch
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Smells and tastes like a hawaiian punch, but without the after burn. Artificially sweet,somehow with no sugar. Even with a pinkish hue there are no artificial colors added. Very effervescent and bubbly, Flavorful but a bit too sweet Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Aug 5, 2024 | — | |
| 208 |
White Claw
Strawberry Cosmo
FMB
|
ABV7%
Sugar2g
Cal150
|
White claw makes a surprise strawberry appearance with this new claw-tails drink. Somehow, they've made this drink taste like a relatively natural strawberry picked off the vine, and not that abhorrent neon red strawberry flavor which we all know and hate. Many times, seltzer companies come out with some strawberry concoction that tastes like it was made in a nuclear panner plant, but this one actually strays away from that. I will say that there is no cosmo flavor in this drink whatsoever, so the strawberry does the heavy lifting. Still, not a bad offering from the white claw team Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
Waddell, Arizona, USA | Sep 10, 2025 | — | |
| 209 |
Loverboy
Black Cherry Vanilla
FMB
|
ABV4.2%
Sugar0g
Cal80
|
I really wanted to love this flavor, but it was very underwhelming. Initially, the aroma and taste of black cherry vanilla was heavenly, but that wears off in about .5 milliseconds. After the initial taste, it becomes a flat basic seltzer. Like big red chewing gum, it loses flavor immediately. If Loverboy would add some sugar to this drink, it would be excellent. BUT one of the lowest cal drinks on the market Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Nov 11, 2024 | — | |
| 210 |
Jimmy Juice
Classic Orange Fizzy
Vodka
|
ABV8%
Sugar-
Cal-
|
Orange. Fizzy. Classic. These are the ways to describe the newest cocktail in a can. It definitely tastes like orange, but the fizzy part is to be debated. Also, how can a drink be classic when no person ever has heard of it? A question that has plagued man for centuries. This drink, though, may want to stay just a classic and not consumed by modern humans. Not a horrible drink, but way toooooooo sweet, very artificial tasting on the orange portion, and not enough fizz. Definitely midling, this packs a punch with a high abv, but may be better served over ice. Although, if any drink requires you to uncan it and drink something else with it, then it completely defeats the purpose of being a seltzer in can. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Pequea, Pennsylvania, USA | Jan 28, 2026 | — | |
| 211 |
Nütrl
Cranberry Apple
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
I think nutrl dropped the ball on this batch of holiday themed cranberry flavored seltzers. It's unfortunate to say, but i've tasted the whole batch, and as i drank more flavors the worse they tasted. This one really left me with a bad impression of cranberry flavored combinations, as i was under the impression that cranberry and vodka is the tits. Maybe it's the added flavor of apple that throws this cranberry drink off. Cran-apple must be the worst selling cran-crossover juice drink. I don't know that for a fact but i believe to be true so it must be. This smells like a fantastic cranberry and vodka with a hint of apple, but it tastes nothing like the smell and comes across bitter and unpalatable. Hopefully these flavors stay away until the winter holidays Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
St. Louis, MO, USA | Jan 13, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 212 |
Betty Booze
Oak Smoked Lemonade
Bourbon
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar11g
Cal140
|
Betty Booze, named after America's first hentai model, Betty Boop. This drink has a very unique flavor profile, in that all of the flavors really come through. You get a taste of bourbon (caramel and all), a hit of smoke, and a lot of lemonade. Unfortunately, the lemonade really overpowers all of the other flavors, and comes off very tart. If this was a bit sweeter tasting, you would really have a drink on your hands. Even with a super high amount of sugar added, you are still left with a tart, almost sour flavor in your mouth. There are many different flavors of this group of seltzers, and hopefully i can try them all. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jul 11, 2025 | — | |
| 213 |
Loverboy
Hibiscus Lime & Pomegranate
FMB
|
ABV4.2%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
The best thing Loverboy does with this drink is stays out of it's way. Out of all of the flavors included in this seltzer, the Lime does the heavy lifting, and that makes for a positive experience. Doesn't taste like mun - not too heavy at all on the hibiscus and pomegranate, but this mostly tastes like a weak lime seltzer. Doesn't leave a lasting impression, but doesn't offend either. Drinkable, but not memorable. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | May 16, 2025 | — | |
| 214 |
Kona
Passionfruit Orange Guava
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
The best kona flavor on the market right now, but not much in terms of actual flavor. A bit of a flat seltzer, but compared to the other Kona flavors, this does not have a metallic aftertaste. But, with no sugar, the orange and guava really doesn't shine in this drink. Definitely the best of the group, but not the best seltzer on the market. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Dec 1, 2024 | — | |
| 215 |
June Shine
Midnight Painkiller
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar5g
Cal155
|
Where has this hard booch been all my life? This June Shine takes away the one hard edge that the mango day dream had - it's considerably less sour! The orange and pineapple complement this booch extremely well, giving it a strong flavor. Although, the sour aftertaste of booch in your mouth is not gone completely, but understated. Very good for sipping casually, but i would not recommend drinking too many of these in a row. BOOCH IS BACK Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Feb 15, 2025 | — | |
| 216 |
Flying Embers
Pineapple Sunset
Kombucha
|
ABV8%
Sugar1g
Cal155
|
Flying embers does it again! Makes a fantastic kombucha, to balance out its horrible portfolio of mixed drinks in a can. This booch is higher abv than it's other, and yet it still has a crisp pineapple and pomegranate flavor. These fruit flavors mask the high abv, but also maintain a slight kombucha backend. Not only will this drink fix your gut, but also get you crunked. Might as well blackout while your insides churn. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Apr 26, 2025 | — | |
| 217 |
Austin Eastciders
Pineapple Guava
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar9g
Cal120
|
This seltzer may be the best offering from Austin Eastciders in their seltzer/cider combo packs. What puts this seltzer above the others is it lacks any apple cider flavor! Austin Eastciders makes ok Ciders, ok seltzers, and not great seltzer ciders. I believe that seltzers are good, ciders are good, and never the twain shall mix. This seltzer relies heavily on the pineapple flavor, and guava is an afterthought. But, that is for the benefit of this drink. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | May 17, 2025 | — | |
| 218 |
Flying Embers
Orange Peach Passion
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar1g
Cal130
|
This is pretty good booch. Not the best booch i've ever tasted, but pretty dang good. The orange and peach flavors really compliment themselves in this drink, but the alcohol comes through a bit too strong. There may be a smell of passion fruit, but no taste accompanies that. The alcohol content is lower than most booches, but still hits very strong. Solid, but i would go for other kombuchas before I cracked into one of these bad boys. Drinkable, but mid Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jun 16, 2025 | — | |
| 219 |
June Shine
Peachy Punch
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar5g
Cal155
|
Definitely one of the best june shine flavors on the market, this drink shows the power of hard kombuchas. Unlike most booch, this drink isn't sour in the least, and really tastes like the flavor it is supposed to be. Very natural peach flavoring, although it does have a slightly fermented taste. Definitely better than a tuscan melon flavored kombucha. The natural ingredients shine through, and make this a very flavorful drink. THE BOOCH IS BACK Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Jul 29, 2025 | — | |
| 220 |
The Better Man Distilling Co.
Sparkling Lavender Lemonade
Gin
|
ABV8.4%
Sugar
Cal
|
This drink hits you in the face like a brick. It's one of those drinks that you take one sip and are appalled by the flavor, texture, and alcohol profile. BUT, like many strong drinks, after the first sip and subsequent tastes it gets better. The gin flavor is inescapable, with a strong bitter taste on the backend which matches the high alcohol content. Somehow, this still has an aroma and notes of lavender, which is difficult to do in many seltzers. The lemonade is also a strong flavor, but lacks any natural bitterness which would add to a high sugar drink like this. It's also noted that this is made with butterfly Pee. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jun 11, 2025 | — | |
| 221 |
Truly Tequila Soda
Lime
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal110
|
Solid tequila drink from the people who brought you Truly black cherry. Your basic tequila lime, but it is a welcome flavor. I applaud Truly for venturing into the hard spirit territory, but this is not a risky move. Tastes like a tequila seltzer and lime, what more could you ask for? Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Sep 14, 2024 | — | |
| 222 |
June Shine
Desert Cooler
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar6g
Cal160
|
This drink is a fascinating take on seltzers. How can a seltzer, let alone any drink, taste dry? This one manages to be both thirst quenching and drying at the same time! Actually tastes like what I imagine a cactus might taste like, this has a very interesting combination of flavors. Very subtle and dulled, but a slight booch taste at the end. If I was stranded in the desert, crawling through the sand, begging for any liquid, i would be happy to see a can of this appear in my vision like a mirage. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
San Diego, CA, USA | Aug 20, 2025 | — | |
| 223 |
White Claw
Green Apple
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
the fabled green apple white claw is finally here, and i can say without the shadow of a doubt, that this flavor is not good. New for Summer 2025, this flavor was very much ballyhooed by the general public, but it is quite a deceing flavor. This doesn't really taste like green apple, but more like a green apple jolly rancher. If that's your bag, then you'll like this drink. But, i've had a green apple before, and this doesn't taste like that! If they had just come out and said the flavor was green apple jolly rancher, i could accept it, but NO they pretend it's some kind of fresh natural green apple and it's a dang lie. Too sweet and artificial tasting to drink too many, but worth a gander if you're looking for something new. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Columbia, South Carolina, USA | Sep 20, 2025 | — | |
| 224 |
Wild Basin
Passion Orange
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Definitely not par for the course for wild basin. What happened to this flavor? Maybe, they leaned too heavily on the passion, and not enough on the orange. We're left with a quite sour drink, and not indicative of other wild basin offerings. Usually, the wild basins are sweeter than their sugar content shows, but this one is on the sour side. The orange may only refer to coloring, because taste of orange is non-existent. They should call this one TAME basin Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Aug 18, 2025 | — | |
| 225 |
Flying Embers
Ruby Red Grapefruit
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar0g
Cal130
|
I just learned today that Flying Embers is a Kombucha first company! This makes so much sense, because the canned flying embers cocktails taste like butt. This hard kombucha walks a careful line between natural grapefruit flavor, and very sour kombucha. I'm happy to report that this drink doesn't have a strong sour taste, and really has a nice hint of grapefruit. This i s kombucha i wouldn't mind inviting in to my place for a nightcap. I'm excited to explore all of the flying embers kombuchas after tasting this delight. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Apr 22, 2025 | — | |
| 226 |
Flying Embers
Cherry Hibiscus Lime
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar0g
Cal125
|
BUCH IS BACK! This is where flying embers plays: the kombucha market. These drinks have changed my mind on the booch completely. Great flavor, good amount of abv, and i can feel my gut health improving with each sip. This drink has a bit of a strange cherry flavor that overpowers the hibiscus and lime, but still not unpleasant. Also, 1% of the proceeds of this drink go to first responders, so I"M DOING MY PART! Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Apr 24, 2025 | — | |
| 227 |
Flying Embers
Strawberry Strata
Kombucha
|
ABV8%
Sugar1g
Cal165
|
This is the style of drink that i always thought flying embers would make. Doesn't really taste or scream "Kombucha" to me. Doesn't have a kombucha flavor, not very tart, and doesn't do anything for my microbiome. But, it's not wholly offensive to the tastebuds. Just tastes like a sweet artificial flavored strawberry seltzer. Compared to some of the other Flying Embers seltzers, this one is just unoffensive, which makes it better than some of the seltzers Flying Embers comes to the table with. Definitely a sweeter taste, which masks the high amount of abv. Not racing to grab this one from the store. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Jun 6, 2025 | — | |
| 228 |
Wild Basin
Lemon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
This is for sure the weakest of the Wild Basin Flavors. I've become quite the fan of Wild Basin, as their flavors are strong, potent, and low in calorie. Also, the cans are appealing, and they decided to use "allulose" instead of sugar, which gives it a unique taste. Unfortunately, this drink takes it in the wrong direction. This tastes like an old lemon hard candy that your grandma keeps in her purse, and then grandma hits you in the face with that purse with the most sour lemon flavor on the back end. I didn't think there could be two different tastes of lemon in one drink, but they're both bad. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Aug 2, 2025 | — | |
| 229 |
Vizzy
Black Cherry Lime
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Finally, Vizzy has made an excellent flavor choice. It's hard for seltzers to go wrong with Black Cherry, and i'm happy to report that Vizzy leanse HEAVY on the black cherry for this flavor. If you told me that there was no Lime in this drink, i would believe you as the flavor is non-existent. But that's perfectly fine by me. Other than a strong black cherry flavor, there isn't much to note on this drink. I would say for the Vizzy people, this may be too little too late, but if i were marketing their flavors, i would tell them to stick with the BC ASAP. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jun 11, 2025 | — | |
| 230 |
Austin Eastciders
Mango Chamoy
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar8g
Cal120
|
I never was much of a fan of the Austin Eastciders ciders, and based on the flavor and consistency of these seltzers, i would say they're quite middling. I would reach for an Austin Eastciders Seltzer before i went for a cider, but that might just come down to personal taste and preference. This flavor is quite interesting: one part mango, one part apple, and one part hot sauce. The hint of chamoy is what really kicks this flavor up a notch, and without it i don't think it would rate as high. I'll have to try other cider/seltzers, but i'm starting to think that these drinks shouldn't be combined. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | May 13, 2025 | — | |
| 231 |
Fishers Island
Nude Peach
Whiskey and Vodka
|
ABVNaN%
SugarNULL
CalNULL
|
Not technically a seltzer, but pretty tasty nonetheless. Good combination of lemonade and peach flavors, with a stronger abv that isn't immediately apparent. This drink will probably get ya drunk if you've had many of them, but i suspect that the sugar content is quite high. This could prove to give you a massive hangover. Unfortunately, the Fishers Island people are keeping their nutritional facts under wraps, hiding it from our government watchdogs. Drink at your own risk Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jan 9, 2025 | — | |
| 232 |
Kirkland
Grapefruit
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Fresh smell, smells like natural grapefruit, tastes like natural grapefruit, drink cold - doesn't taste great warm Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Jun 13, 2024 | — | |
| 233 |
Austin Eastciders
Cucumber Lime
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar9g
Cal120
|
I've often said that seltzers are the ciders of the summer. This drink attempts to blend the two, coming out of Austin with the EastCiders company. Unfortunately, the blending of the two doesn't synergize. 1 +1 in the case does not equal 3. This drink would be better off just as a seltzer, and with no ciders involved, but this may come down to just my personal preference. The cider flavor is only a hint, which makes this drink seem less like a cider and more like a crisp apple flavor, but it masks the cucumber and lime quite a bit. Only a hint of cuke comes through, and no lime at all. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | May 10, 2025 | — | |
| 234 |
Smirnoff
Pineapple Orange
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This vodka drink is quite plain. Has a great odor, but the taste just doesn't live up to the smell. Pineapple and orange happens to be a solid combination, but the flavor just needs a little more punch. Middle of the road vodka drink, most likely will get looked over for the other popular vodkas. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Oct 17, 2024 | — | |
| 235 |
Montauk
Mixed Berry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal105
|
Doesn't taste like any berry i've ever had. The mixed berries taste like dingleberries. Not sweet, middling flavor, but inoffensive. Tiny bitter aftertaste Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jun 26, 2024 | — | |
| 236 |
Two Chicks
Sparkling Lemon Strawberry Kiss
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar9g
Cal140
|
This drink makes me thing one of the two chicks was asleep while crafting this concoction. Not the best two chicks RTD (ready 2 drink) cocktails, but does benefit from a lower sugar content. Tastes a bit like a weak lemonade, but the strawberry flavor detracts from the lemony goodness. Just a sweet, fizzy, lemon esque drink, nothing to write home about. Definitely middling, but for a mid flavor you may as well go for something with less sugar and fewer calories. This one needed the power of more than 2 chicks for sure Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Dec 25, 2024 | — | |
| 237 |
Smirnoff
Blue Raspberry Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar20g
Cal192
|
Welcome to dehydration city, population you. This drink actually has a good flavor, but the huge amounts of sugar make this impossible to drink throughout the course of your alcoholic journey. If you're looking for a high fructose corn syrup drink with no regard for your impeding type 2 diabetes, you may enjoy this flavor. Heavy on the blue ras, very lemonade-y, strong flavor with no alcoholic aftertaste. Just too sweet Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Dec 21, 2024 | — | |
| 238 |
High Noon
Blood Orange
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2.6g
Cal100
|
Tequila soda drinks continue to baffle me. Who is this for? Who would select this flavor and tequila combination over a vodka or even traditional FMB? A crazy person, that's who. Why? Why dey do dat? Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 10, 2024 | — | |
| 239 |
Kona
Strawberry Guava
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
With such a pungent smell and strong strawberry essence, i would think this drink might be better, but the aftertaste is so un-appetizing. With no sugar in this drink, the only flavor that comes across after the initial hint of strawberry is like sucking on a bag of pennies. Only drink this if you really don't want any sugar or low cals, and if that's the case just drink water loser. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Nov 25, 2024 | — | |
| 240 |
High Noon
Grapefruit
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2.6g
Cal100
|
Grapefruit. Tequila. Woof. Not a great mixture of flavors. If there was one flavor of hard seltzer that needs to be eliminated from the rotation, it's grapefruit. Doesn't work in FMB, hardly works in Vodka, DEFINITELY a loss for tequila. Kudos to High Noon for making the tequila flavor impossible to find. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 9, 2024 | — | |
| 241 |
Suerte
Ranch Water
Tequila
|
ABV7%
Sugar0g
Cal174
|
This is certainly not my favorite seltzer ever. This seltzer does what i hate the most about tequila seltzers: it relies heavily on the flavor of tequila to push the drink over the finish line. Unfortunately, it just tastes like bad tequila and water. There is no sugar added, and just a hit of lime makes it almost painful the drink. I'm not sure who keeps trying to make ranch water happen, but if this is water on a ranch, i'd rather dehydrate. This seltzer slaps you right in the face with the tequila, plus it doesn't do itself any favors by having extra tequila in it. It may have been saved by just reducing the tequila to 5% abv, but what do i know. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Jalisco, Mexico | Apr 1, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 242 |
Onda
Peach
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Closer to the delicious taste of the onda guava than the onda coconut. Flavorful peach drink, not as good as some but better than others. Mid style peach, if you like tequila as a base, drink this. Peach does not do anything to enhance the tequila flavor. good but not great Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Sep 7, 2024 | — | |
| 243 |
Nütrl
Classic Lemonade
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Subtle lemonade flavor mixed with vodka, artificial lemonade smell. A bit of a strange lemonade flavor on the backend, but not nearly as sweet as some other lemonade flavor spiked seltzers. Very drinkable, but not a fun taste to have on your backend. These lemonades really benefit from having no sugar added. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Aug 30, 2024 | — | |
| 244 |
Flying Embers
Orange Peach Passion
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar0g
Cal125
|
Flying embers goes back to it's roots of making bad drinks. This may be the only flying embers kombucha that i really didn't enjoy, but it's still not as bad as it's other canned cocktails. This drink is too sour and the peach and orange do not quite mix as well as you would think. It could use a fruit that balances out the natural sour kombucha flavor, which the other cans have accomplished. Rare miss for the flying embers booches, but more in line with its other drinks. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Apr 28, 2025 | — | |
| 245 |
Loverboy
Mango Pear
FMB
|
ABV4.2%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
This is a seltzer with an identity crisis. It doesn't quite know what it wants to be. Is it a seltzer? is it a hard tea? is it mango? pear? who knows, and loverboy doesn't seem to care. The pear flavor comes across as the strongest in the group, and mango is not a good combination with pear. Iced tea in this drink is almost non-existent, which could be good or bad, but this tastes more like a traditional seltzer with too much fruit. Not too sweet, and not too many calories make this drink an easy one to down. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | May 10, 2025 | — | |
| 246 |
Gin & Juice
Apricot
Gin
|
ABV5.9%
Sugar3g
Cal130
|
Parental Advisory: Explicitly terrible tasting seltzer. After drinking every flavor of this dr. drey and snoop do double g pack, i can safely say that Gin shouldn't be used for a spiked seltzer lightly. They are all cursed with the same problems: Somehow sour and bitter at the same time. Apricot seems to be the best flavor of the bunch, just in the sense that it takes away from the gin aftertaste. Other than that, it doesn't have a hint of apricot. Definitely not the same OG, probably should be rated 187 Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Mar 6, 2025 | — | |
| 247 |
Gin & Juice
Melon
Gin
|
ABV5.9%
Sugar3g
Cal130
|
From the creators of the chronic, and the chronic 2001 comes this interesting concoction. Definitely a middle of the road seltzer, gin is a very tough drink to mix in one of these cans. Still comes across quite bitter, but the melon flavor takes the edge off quite nicely. Unfortunately, i think the gin is too much for the juice, and doesn't stay laid back. Did dr. dre and snoop dogg sell out? i have two more seltzers to try before i find out. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Feb 27, 2025 | — | |
| 248 |
Fishers Island
Pink Flamingo
Whiskey and Vodka
|
ABV7%
SugarNULL
CalNULL
|
I'm not a huge fan of this drink. It has a strong pink flavor, with a hint of lemonade, but why would you ever combine whiskey and vodka? What is the point? How messed up must you be to combine two strange liquors like this together that should never have met. All you taste is a strong barrel whiskey flavor with a heavy vodka aftertaste. Drink this if you want to get dehydrated and messed up on the beach Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Jan 11, 2025 | — | |
| 249 |
Fishers Island
Original
Whiskey and Vodka
|
ABV9%
Sugar28g
Cal310
|
WOAH. Check out the stats on this can. 28g of sugar. 310 calories. Is Fisher Island the home of diabetes? Possibly. A lot of alcohol in one can, this drink will put you on your ass. It has a strong alcohol taste at first sip, but after a few swigs you forget what you're drinking. The lemonade flavor is strong, but even though there is a high presence of sugar it is still a bit tart. I wouldn't drink more than 2 of these in a row. I've had one and my head is already starting to hurt. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Dec 29, 2024 | — | |
| 250 |
Press
Lime Lemongrass
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
|
New and unique seltzer on the market, very interesting flavor combinations, but i don't think it will be a strong contender for the crown. Unfortunately, the interesting flavor combinations take a back seat to the high sugar content. Because there are 2 extra grams of sugar per can, it makes this taste a bit artificial. Although, the flavor is smooth and there is no aftertaste, the "lime" in the lemongrass tastes mostly manufactured. Not bad if you're looking for a pinch sweeter of an FMB Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Nov 18, 2024 | — | |
| 251 |
Press
Pear Chamomile
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
|
This seltzer has a very interesting flavor profile. It smells and tastes like a person took a bunch of flowers, pressed them in an old leather bound book, then transferred them to an old shoe box. If that sounds like a drink up your alley, then look no further. Pear flavor is non-existent. Flower power is here. Old flower power. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | May 1, 2025 | — | |
| 252 |
Press
Dragon Fruit Lotus
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar5g
Cal110
|
This seltzer smells like an old beer, and tastes like a coors light mixed with a light smattering of berries. You could say that they didn't put the full court PRESS on this seltzer. The flavor is also listed as "Lotus" which i have no idea what that tastes like or if it's present in this drink at all. Clearly they're just trying to cash in on the white lotus fame and fortune. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | May 3, 2025 | — | |
| 253 |
Kona
Tropical Punch
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Kona seltzers suffer from one thing: not enough sugar. Unlike most seltzers on this list, the flavor is in dire need of some added sugar. It smells like a delicious hawaiian punch, but the flavor just isn't there. The flavor wears off quicker than a big red gum, it's basically non-existent. The lack of sugar leaves a metallic aftertaste that is just FMB. A fine drink, but could use a bit more bite. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Nov 24, 2024 | — | |
| 254 |
June Shine
Strawberry Kiwi Crush
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar5g
Cal155
|
I think i'm into booch. I was very surprised by this flavor of hard kombucha - i always thought that it was impossible to have all of these antioxidants without a major sour aftertaste, but surprise, the sour backend is very limited. Strawberry flavor is subtle and natural, and has just a hint of kiwi. June shine did a fine job with this seltzer, and if you want to fix your gut health while getting crunked, this is a good option. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Feb 17, 2025 | — | |
| 255 |
Bud Light
Pumpkin Spice
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Something about this seltzer is just off. Normally, when the cool weather starts to come around, and the leaves start to change, you get a craving for a delicious pumpkin and cinnamon sugar flavored beer to combat the crisp air. This seltzer tries to quench that need, but it falls short because it lacks the full bodied flavor of a dark beer. All you're left with is a fading memory of autumn dalliances, and a bitter metallic aftertaste. Much like the season bud light offerings, this has a fantastic aroma of pumpkin and cinnamon, but it doesn't follow through consistently with the flavor. Not the worst unique flavor, but not nearly the best. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | May 21, 2025 | — | |
| 256 |
Hornitos
Mango
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal114
|
Mango flavor actually adds to this seltzer, but the mango is doing some real heavy lifting. Still a strong flavor of tequila, which is great if you like tequila. If you like tequila though, you may want to find a better brand than Hornitos. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 7, 2024 | — | |
| 257 |
High Noon
Kiwi
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2.6g
Cal100
|
Has a very natural kiwi flavor. You can taste the hairs on the kiwi. I bit high in sugar, makes this difficult to drink too many in a row, but a solid kiwi drink. Not encumbered by any other flavor to imbalance the kiwi. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Aug 3, 2024 | — | |
| 258 |
June Shine
P.O.G.
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar5g
Cal155
|
After the past few hard booches i've had, i'm left a bit wanting for this drink. For the record, i'm not down with POG, yea you don't know me. Not quite as sour as the most sour booches, but it does have strong sour notes. It tastes as though June Shine just took all the fruit and mashed it together. Did they have a bunch of leftover fruit and needed to save on waste? That's what this drink tastes like. None of the fruit described in the POG comes across in the flavor, and it's some kind of horrible frankenstein's monster of a boocha drink. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Feb 23, 2025 | — | |
| 259 |
Suerte
Paloma
Tequila
|
ABV7%
Sugar8g
Cal160
|
AYE CHIHUAHUA! This seltzer slaps you right in the face like you just stepped into a tijuana whorehouse. This is a STRONG tequila drink. I don't like to hang with greater than 5% abv on tequilas, unless the tequila is extremely smooth, and this one is NOT. The first thing you taste is a shot of tequila, which is not the most pleasant flavor. Combine that with my least favorite tequila drink flavor, paloma, and you get a recipe for disaster. Also, it tastes really bad when it's warm. Grapefruit is just a tough flavor to mask strong alcohol, and this one doesn't do it. The grapefruit is an afterthought. Tough pill to swallow here Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Jalisco, Mexico | Apr 14, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 260 |
Onda
Grapefruit
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Another hard drink. Tequila flavor is quite strong, but this drink makes the grapefruit flavor equally has powerful. The tequila is not overbearing which is good, and the grapefruit is also strong, but the flavors do not go well together. The hole of this drink does not equal the sum of its parts Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Nov 14, 2024 | — | |
| 261 |
Loverboy
Pineapple Hibiscus
FMB
|
ABV4.2%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
The loverboy seltzers prove that when it comes to hard sparkling iced tea, love hurts. I'm starting to believe that hibiscus isn't a flavor, and just a flower. It doesn't ever seem to taste great, and pineapple usually shines, but unfortunately not in this drink. All your are left with is a strong floral essence, and a strange metallic aftertaste which makes this drink unpleasant if it gets warm. Drink it fast, and drink it cold. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | May 13, 2025 | — | |
| 262 |
Jameson
Orange Spritz
Whiskey
|
ABV7%
Sugar10g
Cal99
|
For a man like me, Jameson Irish whiskey is good for one thing: taking shots at the fraternity toga party. BUT, John Jonah Jameson, creator of Jameson's Irish Whiskey, has decided to try his hand at canned cocktails. This drink, unfortunately, is not a pleasant one. Jameson is best served with Ginger Ale, and not orange soda. The orange flavor is quite strong, but it does not mask the taste of whiskey in this drink, and it comes with a hint of ginger, but not as pleasant as ginger-ale. A good amount of ABV (as the irish always intended) but too much sugar to make this a high quantity drink. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
County Cork, Ireland | Sep 17, 2025 | — | |
| 263 |
Jimmy Juice
Blanco Ginger Fizzy
Tequila
|
ABV8%
Sugar-
Cal-
|
I used to think Jimmy Juice was something completely different. Then i had this drink. I was both surprised, intrigued, and dissapointed all at the same time. Many companies go down the road of trying to make an intriguing tequila soda drink, and try as they might, the jimmy juice company doesn't put a strong foot forward. Although they add a good amount of ABV to this can, they clearly add a metric ton of sugar. There is no indication of exactly how much sugar, but it doesn't take a sophisticated palate to tell they put too much. Tastes like candied ginger, and doesn't have the bite you would expect from a ginger drink. No other flavor other than sugar and ginger comes across in this can, making it hard to drink. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
Pequea, Pennsylvania, USA | Feb 2, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 264 |
Jack Daniel's
Coca-Cola
Whiskey
|
ABV7%
Sugar38g
Cal270
|
The best of the worst. Jack Daniel's almost goes wrong with the classic "jack and coke" in a can. How can you ruin a good time like jack and coke? Well i'll tell you. Use the wrong mixture of jack daniel's and coca-cola classic. This one is a bit too heavy on the jack, and the coke tastes extremely flat. You know how when you drink coca-cola at different places and delivery methods it tastes different? It's like that. It's like drinking a jack and coke if you left the coke out for a while. This would be better if it was a jack and coke made with a fountain soda. Needs more carbonation, and needs to not suck. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Lynchburg, Tennessee, USA | Jan 19, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 265 |
Gin & Juice
Citrus
Gin
|
ABV5.9%
Sugar3g
Cal130
|
Dr. Dre and snoop d o double jizzle have come out with a spiked seltzer. They've actually done it. The most gangster thing you can do is brew a unique gin infused bubbly cocktail, and the hardest mfers have done it. unfortunately, this drink isn't very "laid back." It doesn't have it's "mind on it's money" or it's "money on it's mind." You could say still waters run deep on this concoction. Gin should be used cautiously in seltzers, and this one is heavy handed with it's taste. Simultaneously sour and bitter, this one just doesn't hit. No one tell suge night in prison that dr. dre is competing with him in the seltzer game, because death row records already has something on the market. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Feb 27, 2025 | — | |
| 266 |
Austin Eastciders
Strawberry Hibiscus
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar8g
Cal120
|
The more i drink these Cider Seltzers, the more i believe that ciders and seltzers should never mix! Sometimes, ciders can taste too apple sweet and make you sick. Sometimes seltzers can taste too artificial, and gross you out. This seltzer doubles up on both of those fronts. The cider flavor is too strong and sweet, and the strawberry tastes like artificial flavoring. Then add the floral taste of hibiscus, which is all the rage in seltzers, and you've got the combination from apple hell. My recommendation is if you see this seltzer on the menu, avoid it at all costs. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | May 16, 2025 | — | |
| 267 |
Simply Spiked
Signature Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar17g
Cal170
|
Tastes like a simply lemonade. They did a fantastic job making it taste like the original product, but adding some alcohol. Lemonade masks any strong alcohol taste. Very similar to a "mike's hard lemonade." Too much sugar to drink regularly, but a nice treat on a summer day on the porch in a rocking chair Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Aug 5, 2024 | — | |
| 268 |
Loverboy
Iced Tea & Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV4.2%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
Actually, a very solid drink. Unfortunately for the Loverboy company, you can't in good conscience have an iced tea and lemonade flavor, with a lemon iced tea flavor. Loverboy is trying to pull a fast one. Tastes a lot like the other flavor in the pack, but solid none the less. Tastes more lemonad-y than iced tea-ey, but very palatable with no aftertaste. The iced tea is more like an unsweetened tea, so the lemonade adds to the flavor Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Nov 5, 2024 | — | |
| 269 |
Jack Daniel's
Tennessee Honey Lemonade
Whiskey
|
ABV7%
Sugar38g
Cal270
|
38gs of sugar?! Jack Daniel's is trying to kill it's consumer with alcohol and diabetes. This drink has one less gram of sugar than a coca cola classic, and the soda has DOUBLE the taste. I wish i drank that instead. This drink is too strong, the whiskey flavor isn't great, and even though honey usually compliments whiskey this drink tastes just bad. You're better off buying a bottle of Jack Daniel's honey whiskey and putting it in a can of soda. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Lynchburg, Tennessee, USA | Jan 13, 2025 | — | |
| 270 |
Tola
Cola
Wine
|
ABV5%
Sugar27g
Cal185
|
Tola, the cola of the future. In the future, cola and wine all taste bad, and roving gangs of mutated bikers with assless chaps pillage all of Italy. It's a grim future, and the drinks are bad. This drink claims to bring the things we all love together, wine and cola, but that may be a mixture you should leave on the table. This just tastes like bad flat cola (RC perhaps?) and table wine that has gone flat (chianti?). I was expecting a heavier cola flavor to carry this drink, but it just wasn't there. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Castel Boglione, Italy | Sep 3, 2025 | — | |
| 271 |
Loverboy
Lemon Iced Tea
FMB
|
ABV4.2%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
This drink tastes like an unsweetened iced tea, but unfortunately there is just too much ginger in this flavor. The can says "kissed with ginger" but tastes more like it was open mouth tongued french style with ginger. If you like ginger, you might like this iced tea flavor. No lemon to be seen, should be called tea with ginger Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Nov 3, 2024 | — | |
| 272 |
High Noon
Watermelon
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2.6g
Cal100
|
Surprisingly natural watermelon flavor. Would be higher if watermelon was a good fruit. good balance of citrus and watermelon. basic vodka soda with a splash of melons Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Aug 12, 2024 | — | |
| 273 |
Kona
Starfruit Lime
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Kona makes a foray into the seltzer game, and this drink is coming with middling results. It calls the flavor starfruit, but that is just a cover for the Lime. There is no star fruit flavor to be distinguished, and what you end up with is a sharp lime taste and a bitter back flavor. Not as tasty as their normal beer outings, but it could just be a poor flavor choice. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Nov 18, 2024 | — | |
| 274 |
Bud Light
Mango
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Basic ass seltzer. Smells and tastes more like canned peaches than mango. Has a strong aroma of peach pit. Nothing out of the ordinary on this seltzer, drinkable but forgettable. Good drink just to get crunked Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Sep 1, 2024 | — | |
| 275 |
Passion Tree
Boysenberry
FMB
|
ABV5.5%
Sugar1g
Cal70
|
the boysenberries taste like boysenberries! I've never had a boysenberry before, but let me tell you - it's a great berry flavor. It combines all of my favorite things about raspberries and blackberries, and dingleberries. Strong on flavor, and a unique can size makes this a great option for a getaway or day at the beach. The only downside is the stronger than normal presence of alcoholic aftertaste. i want my seltzers to taste like seltzer dammit! but a good drink nonetheless Read more ↓ |
10/ beach |
— | Feb 15, 2025 | — | |
| 276 |
Vizzy
Blackberry Lemon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
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Vizzy has a track record of not making great seltzers. I would say for this flavor, they somehow lucked out on finding the right combination. The reason for this? Blackberry is a weak seltzer flavor, and lemon is a very strong flavor. You really can't go wrong with a lemon flavored seltzer, and this seltzer benefits from that fact. Blackberry is indistinguishable, and if you told me this was just a lemon seltzer i would believe you. This is beneficial to the drink, and potentially makes this one of the better vizzy seltzers. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Jun 4, 2025 | — | |
| 277 |
USZIT
Hard Tea Peach
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar5.8g
Cal217
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HARD TEA MIT PEACH! I wasn't aware that the swiss new what iced tea was until today. I was under the impression that they only know about cheese, chocolate, and ricola. But for a country that has never heard of iced tea, this is not a terrible drink. Lightly carbonated and pleasant on the palate, this drink is very heavy on the peach flavor which is normally a plus. Unfortunately, the DAVON ZUCKER is a bit high for my liking, which makes the peach borderline artificial tasting. There is no tea flavor to be found in this drink. I would give the swiss a few more years to perfect tea Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Mar 31, 2025 | — | |
| 278 |
Truly
Blood Orange Bliss
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
These new summer 2025 trulys exist in their own level of mediocrity. Not fantastic drinks, not horrible, just directly in the middle of seltzer land. This one flavor of the pack has the strongest actual lasting orange flavor, but it doesn't last very long at all. Like all of the other cash grab flavors of 2025, this has a strong orange smell, with not much flavor to back it up. After about a minute of drinking, you're left with just a basic, flat tasting seltzer with not much to it. These special 2025 trulys exist only for people like me: real seltzer freaks. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 1, 2025 | — | |
| 279 |
Truly
Red, White, & Tru
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Truly falls into the classic trap of jebaiting it's drinkers with delicious, aromatic scents only to have the rug pulled out from under them! I had such high hopes for this drink, and it perfectly mimics the classic summer treat, a rocket pop. The rocket pop is my all time favorite ice pop and this drink is such a tease. Truly has definitely gone corporate with these summer 2025 flavors. Much like the bud light people, they make a fantastic smelling drink but a regular plain tasting one. The smell of rocket pop wears off within a few seconds, and you're left with just a flat seltzer. Would be higher on the list if not for the utter disappointment. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 1, 2025 | — | |
| 280 |
Day Chaser
Pineapple
Tequila
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Just when i think day chaser can't possibly be any worse they go and put out a seltzer like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES. No jk this is just a fine seltzer, not one of the best but definitely drinkable compared to other Day Chasers. The addition of the pineapple flavor to whatever tequila they use in this drink actually enhances the flavor. Slight tequila taste, but definitely overpowered by a non-sweet hint of pineapple, this combination makes the Day Chaser a good choice to drink a batch of. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
Middlebury, Vermont, USA | Oct 22, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 281 |
June Shine
Watermelon Razz
Kombucha
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ABV6%
Sugar5g
Cal155
|
June Shine: it's got the funk! Too much funk that is. This drink hits you right in the face with some kind of funky booch you didn't ask for. Not completely unpleasant, but not a seltzer i want to drink in large quantities, this drink isn't sour like many kombuchas, but hits you with some sort of fermented funk that makes you think"did this go bad?" At least you can be comforted by the fact that your gut health is getting better by drinking this. Cheers to your microbiome Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jul 31, 2025 | — | |
| 282 |
Truly
Peach Plunge
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Peach Plunge is one of Truly's new summer 2025 flavors, and let me tell you: this particular drink is a bit of a letdown. Much like 2025 in general, this one is not for the record books. Certainly has an average peach flavor that comes off thin and wears off quickly, and you're left with a sort of nothing taste that just has a hint of peach. The initial peach taste is actually a bit sour, which you would not find pleasant if you were biting directly into a fresh juicy peach. This feels like a throwaway promotional flavor for Truly, and i'm sure they won't keep it in the repertoire after the summer. I would rather plunge into anything else peach related than this drink. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jun 29, 2025 | — | |
| 283 |
June Shine
Ocean Squeeze
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar5g
Cal155
|
Pro: This can has a sexy swimming lady on it. Con: this seltzer tastes like salt water butthole. I would not recommend this drink to most breathing people. The flavor is listed as "ocean squeeze" which really leaves it up to interpretation, but the can says there are about 100 fruit flavors in it, and none of them come through. They're left with a salty mess that isn't palatable, doesn't taste like fruit, and has no kombucha whatsoever. Not a great drink, do not get enticed by the siren song of june shine. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Jul 22, 2025 | — | |
| 284 |
LIV
Watermelon Crush
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal101
|
Long Island's worst craft vodka drink. And when i say worst i don't mean finest, i'm speaking truthfully. Basically, this drink tastes like a watermelon jolly rancher. Do you like to get your jollies drinking a long island vodka drink? Then this might be right for you. Otherwise, if you were looking for a natural watermelon tasting and refreshing vodka seltzer, look somewhere else. I purchased this at a winery out of curiosity and the furtherance of scientific pursuit, but if anyone purchases this drink for fun when you could be drinking fine wines, shame on you. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Jun 13, 2025 | — | |
| 285 |
LIV
Southampton Lemonade
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal106
|
Long Island's finest craft vodka drink. And when i say finest, i'm speaking ironically. Not a fine drink at all. This lemonade is totally wack tasting. Has 0 tartness of a traditional lemon, and somehow tastes oddly dull and sweet. Definitely does not live up to the Southampton standards of products. Although, i will say i'm not quite surprised that a company is cashing in on being "long island" and from "southampton." Every rich hamptons person will flock to this drink because they think it's cool, and i'm here to tell you it tastes like buttcheeks Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Jun 10, 2025 | — | |
| 286 |
Truly
Orange Mimosa
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar3g
Cal110
|
Limited edition Truly should indeed stay limited. Orange mimosa is an unnecessary flavor. Doesn't taste like enough orange and tastes like too much champagne. Doesn't make you feel like you're drinking a fancy mimosa, or that you would like to drink this while having a delicious eggs benedict. Why would they make a flavor that tastes like another alcohol? Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Nov 3, 2024 | — | |
| 287 |
Sunboy
Mango
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar4g
Cal130
|
this Sunboy drink needs to grow up and become a sun man. It's an interesting flavor combination, but i feel like the mango detracts from the overall taste. Initially, you get a hint of coconut which is encouraging, but then you're hit with a very sour mango flavor which becomes disappointing. Too sour, which i attribute to the mango, even though this has a relatively high sugar content. If not so sour, this would be an excellent flavor. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Jan 22, 2025 | — | |
| 288 |
Truly
Strawberry Kiwi Splash
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Another new flavor for Truly in the summer 2025 pack, and another swing and a miss. This tastes so much like some other kiwi strawberry drinks on this list, but with worse results. The flavor dissipates quickly, and it's not even that good to begin with. The addition of strawberry is an easy crutch for most kiwi flavors, and strawberry tastes pretty bad regardless. The only saving grace for this drink is the flavor goes away so quickly that after 7-10 of these drinks you won't even remember what you've tasted. TRULY lazy work by the people at TRULY Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Jun 29, 2025 | — | |
| 289 |
Arizona
Peach Iced Tea
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar18g
Cal140
|
This drink is a great representation of the original. This takes homage from the traditional Arizona Iced Tea flavor, and knocks it out of the park. Peach iced tea is probably the best flavor of iced tea (maybe with raspberry a close second) and this flavor has to be the best hard arizona of the bunch. Quite sweet, very artificial tasting, but true to form it has that arizona swagger. If you're looking for a good representation of the arizona brand, check this seltzer out. IT'S GOOD Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Feb 10, 2025 | — | |
| 290 |
Sunboy
Guava
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar5g
Cal120
|
Sunboy. The seltzer that promises so much, but delivers so little. A coconut water seltzer sounds great on paper, but this drink really is just a sour tasting seltzer with visions of hydration and low bloat. Unfortunately, i don't think it delivers on those ideals, and i can only imagine that you are getting much less hydrated from this drink, and adding a sour flavor to it makes you want to drink even more water. Definitely has a strong flavor of guava, but the coconut in the water doesn't really show itself here. A fine idea for a drink, but definitely mid when it comes to the seltzer landscape. I can't see picking this guava seltzer over any other guava seltzer on the market. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jul 26, 2025 | — | |
| 291 |
Jack Daniel's
Southern Citrus
FMB
|
ABV4.8%
Sugar28g
Cal192
|
Big ups to Jack Daniels for making a drink that DOESN"T include their signature Jack Daniel's tennessee whiskey made in Lynchburg Tennessee. They tried their hand at an FMB, and though it has a very interesting flavor and overall good taste, it's ruined by a MOUNTAIN of sugar. Also, tastes like the stick in a fun dip package. Don't drink too many of these Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Nov 3, 2024 | — | |
| 292 |
Onda
Coconut
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Another baffling seltzer. I can't tell if this is delicious or terrible. Better than the pineapple flavor, coconut still has a burning taste, but much slighter. Could be closer to toasted coconut, but more like burned coconut. Very confused on what i should be tasting in this drink. This tastes like it fell out of a coconut tree, unburdened by the flavor of the past Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Sep 6, 2024 | — | |
| 293 |
Hornitos
Lime
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal112
|
Very basic tequila and lime drink, but too much tequila aftertaste. Hornitos must love the taste of their blue agave tequila, because they hit you right in the face with it. Guess what hornitos - your tequila is not that good. Get over yourself Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 6, 2024 | — | |
| 294 |
QNSY
Lovely Rita
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar12g
Cal150
|
Fake margarita. Interesting margarita smell. Very sour aftertaste, but reminiscent of a margarita sourness. Loose margarita flavor. TOO MUCH ADDED SUGAR. wack poem on the can. pretends to not be a spiked seltzer, but a "spiked sparkling water." Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jul 11, 2024 | — | |
| 295 |
Passion Tree
Lychee
FMB
|
ABV5.5%
Sugar1g
Cal70
|
Thank you passion tree for proving that i just do not like the flavor of lychee. how could something be a fruit and a nut?? Still a bit sour, and has quite a strong alcohol taste, but it is a small can and feels great in the palm of your hand. Interesting concept, but i'm afraid this one won't' take off. Ok to drink a handful of these when you're desperate. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Feb 20, 2025 | — | |
| 296 |
Vizzy
Pineapple Mango
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Smells like a pineapple vodka, mango is indiscernible. Surprisingly sweet for 1g of sugar added. Pineapple overpowers the taste, YOU CAN"T HAVE MANGO Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 2, 2024 | — | |
| 297 |
Onda
Pineapple
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This was the most difficult seltzer to review. The first i've tried in this Onda pack. Has a strong pineapple smell, but the strangest flavor i've ever tasted: burned to a crisp pineapple. It tastes like grilled pineapple that has been left on the fire too long. Very strange, i'm not sure if i love it or hate it. Not a smoky flavor, but a charcoal flavor. Interesting, intriguing, and terrible. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Sep 6, 2024 | — | |
| 298 |
Sunboy
Pineapple
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar6g
Cal140
|
Very tasty coconut initial flavor, very sour pineapple aftertaste. I suspect this would taste better with another flavor. Too much sugar, this shouldn't taste so sour. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jul 10, 2024 | — | |
| 299 |
Passion Tree
Coconut
FMB
|
ABV5.5%
Sugar1g
Cal70
|
These passion tree seltzers are proof that good things don't always come in small packages. just ask my wife. Disappointing weak coconut flavor, with a slightly sour backend. I wish i could find a seltzer that goes full in on the coconut taste, but this one again disappoints. Fine to drink a few of these at the beach, but they wouldn't be my go to beverage. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Feb 17, 2025 | — | |
| 300 |
Sunboy
Tangerine
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar6g
Cal140
|
I've always been of the mindset that this drink would be less sour and complement the coconut better if it just found a different fruit combination. BUT, this is now the third different coconut sunboy drink i've tried with the same result. Too sour, not enough coconut flavor, and the tangerine is not a good combo. Even with a higher than normal amount of sugar, this drink is just too sour to drink too many in a row. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jan 24, 2025 | — | |
| 301 |
Sunboy
Passion Fruit
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar3g
Cal120
|
Sunboy seltzers continue to disappoint me. I've had all of the flavors available, and they all have the same problem: way to sour, and no strong coconut taste. WHY SUNBOY WHY?! If i were the sunboy corporation, i would take a break from making seltzer to grow up and become a sunman. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jan 26, 2025 | — | |
| 302 |
High Noon
Lime
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Solid vodka seltzer with lime. Strong lime taste, stronger than just drinking a vodka seltzer with a lime wedge. Natural lime juice flavor, lime is a bit sour. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Aug 2, 2024 | — | |
| 303 |
Bottega Spa
Lemon Spritz
Wine
|
ABV5.4%
Sugar
Cal73
|
MAMA MIA, THATS A SPICY SPRITZ. This product of italy tastes like limoncello in a can. Super strong lemon flavor even though it isn't made with any actual limoncello, just the aspect of lemon. This cocktail is extremely sweet, with an unknown amount of sugar added. You can probably deduce that this drink has a TON of added sugar. Unless they've used the sweetest prosecco or wine available in this drink, there is no derived wine flavor to be found. The only thing that comes across is lemon, which i believe the company is trying to do. Would be better on the rocks, or on the piazza. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Mar 31, 2025 | — | |
| 304 |
Day Chaser
Spicy Mango
Tequila
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This drink hurts. The day chaser company essentially made a spicy drink with no other discernible flavor. No mango, no tequila, no other flavor other than spice. One sip of this drink goes straight to your nostrils. Tastes like a slap in the face, and not much else. If you like spicy food and the pain that comes with it, this might be your drink because it has basically no other flavor. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
Middlebury, Vermont, USA | Oct 5, 2025 | — | |
| 305 |
Jiant
Pineapple Passion
FMB
|
ABV7%
Sugar6g
Cal160
|
DIsclaimer: This is most likely not considered a seltzer, but a tasty drink nonetheless. Actually a solid hard tea, this hard tea has some sweetness, but not as sweet as an arizona. Somewhere between an arizona and a surfside, this drink sits almost at the perfect sweetness level. Unfortunately, there is no pineapple flavor to be distinguished, and it claims there is Yerba Mate involved but i have no idea what that tastes like. The passion definitely comes through though. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
San Diego, CA, USA | Aug 21, 2025 | — | |
| 306 |
Sunboy
Peach
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar6g
Cal140
|
OH SUNBOY! Still very baffled by this coconut water inspired seltzer drink. It doesn't have any of the great qualities of coconut water, seltzer, alcohol, or flavor in general. The peach in this drink is completely non-existent. In fact, prior to writing this prompt, i didn't even remember that the flavor was peach and had to look back at the can. Just tastes like a super sour, non-coconut related fizzy drink. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Aug 15, 2025 | — | |
| 307 |
Sunboy
Coconut
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar3g
Cal120
|
Sumboy is supposed to be the premier spiked coconut water beverage. And yet, they make the coconut flavored spiked coconut beverage the WORST of the group. How did the coconut fall so far from grace? This is a question that has plagued man since the dawn of time. The coconut flavor is off putting, and it does nothing like you would expect from coconut water. It's not refreshing, and doesn't taste like you always imagine. You're better off drinking a plain spiked seltzer, and smelling some coconut shampoo. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Aug 1, 2025 | — | |
| 308 |
Vizzy
Raspberry Tangerine
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
It feels like a lifetime since i've just had a regular ass fruit flavored seltzer. Vizzy is one of the first batches of seltzers to don this list, and it never really stood out. Now, they've added a new group of wacky combination flavors to amuse the taste buds. Let me be the first to say that this combo ain't it cuh. Raspberry on it's own is great, tangerine on it's own is just fine, but put together they just don't mix. This flavor is nothing to write home about, and if you find yourself drinking it, you'll forget about this seltzer before you can recycle the can. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jun 4, 2025 | — | |
| 309 |
Vizzy
Watermelon Strawberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Vizzy just can't stop itself from making wacky seltzer flavors. I'm not quite sure what the people at Vizzy are trying to do. Potentially, they would like to break into the market with flavor combinations that aren't seen in other common seltzers like Truly or Whiteclaw. Maybe they think that adding two interesting fruit flavors together would make their seltzers stronger than other seltzers on the market. Maybe they are just playing a huge prank on the ol' mattster. Whatever the case, these flavors just don't make no sense. Watermelon is a tough flavor to get right in general, and adding strawberry doesn't help. Both flavors come off extremely sweet and artificial, which makes this drink only for sickos. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jun 4, 2025 | — | |
| 310 |
Topo Chico
Tropical Mango
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
I don't know much about fruit, juice, seltzers, alcohol, or anything in particular - but this does not taste like a natural mango. It certainly doesn't taste like a mango that fell off a tree in the tropics. It does taste like orange. Not the fruit, but the color. But, this does have a low calorie count, and not much added sugar, so you could drink a number of these and feel ok after. By a number i mean a bushel full. Does leave a bitter aftertaste, but can be mitigated if the seltzer is fresh and cold. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | May 1, 2025 | — | |
| 311 |
QNSY
Cosmo
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar12g
Cal150
|
this drink wants to be queens so bad, but hardly embodies the queens lifestyle. Has an extremely artificial cosmo flavor, and cosmos are mostly all alcohol. The only thing that comes out of this is a hint of cranberry. A bit too sugary for anyone to consume regularly, this drink would have to be a treat to enjoy every once in a while, but you wouldn't be treating yourself to anything good. This drink claims that queens is "where the world comes to dream." I'll just let that sink in Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jan 3, 2025 | — | |
| 312 |
Viva
Grapefruit
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal88
|
Viva, the word for life. Viva Tequila, a seltzer for death. Many tequila seltzers get hung up when they try grapefruit flavor. Grapefruit NEVER enhances tequila flavor, and hardly detracts from the bite of a bad tequila. This one, at least, is a bit inoffensive, and drinkable to a point. I wouldn't call this drink flavorful, or packed with taste, but it certainly can be drunk. Not a ringing endorsement for this Viva seltzer Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Clintonville, Wisconsin, USA | Oct 1, 2025 | — | |
| 313 |
Smirnoff
Strawberry Dragon Fruit
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This is not a match made in heaven. Strawberry and Dragon Fruit are not great stand alone flavors (until i try the white claw strawberry that QROW says is awesome) and they are not much better together. Strawberry is weird, dragon fruit is a bit sour, both do not mix well. These fruits do not play well in public Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 21, 2024 | — | |
| 314 |
Sunny D
Tangy Orange
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal95
|
Classic sunny D flavor. More tang than orange, this tastes like an unnatural chemical drink. Better than the cola and purple drink, but not as good as traditional orange. Too much tang, better suited for getting drunk on the international space station. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 3, 2024 | — | |
| 315 |
Loverboy
White Tea Peach
FMB
|
ABV4.2%
Sugar1g
Cal150
|
Tastes like a less sweet arizona iced tea. Hint of lavender, mid tier iced tea flavor, very drinkable. Wouldn't kick this iced tea out of bed in the morning. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Aug 13, 2024 | — | |
| 316 |
Arizona
Iced Tea with Lemon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar18g
Cal140
|
The most arizona iced tea ass arizona iced tea drink out there. If you want a drink that has booze in it that tastes like an arizona iced tea, look no further. Has that same artificial iced tea flavor that you know and love, while packing a one beer punch. Nothing else really to say about this. Unfortunately, unlike original arizona iced tea, this drink is not inflation proof, and has too much alcohol proof. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Feb 5, 2025 | — | |
| 317 |
Lunar
Lychee
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar7g
Cal120
|
After years of drinking hard seltzers and scientifically categorizing them, i can't find what stands out about this drink. It's good, it's bad, it's fine. Though it has a high amount of sugar comparatively, it's not too sweet. I would drink many of these, if not for the unpalatable lychee flavor. I'm not much for lychee, so i can't tell if this is a very natural interpretation, but this drink is just fine. I wouldn't celebrate the lunar new year with this flavor, but i'm excited to try other flavors from the lunar family. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jan 20, 2025 | — | |
| 318 |
Bud Light
Toasted Marshmallow
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
This seltzer is another flavor in the batch of fall/winter time seltzers that Bud Light experiments with. Much like the other interesting flavors, this one has a super strong, very realistic toasted marshmallow smell. Unlike the other flavors though, the taste actually carries some of that smell over to the flavor. It's not super strong, and definitely leaves you with a hankering for delicious toasted marshmallows over the fire, but it doesn't anger you while drinking. Less of a jebait than the other flavors, and not too bad to boot. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | May 17, 2025 | — | |
| 319 |
Owl's Brew
Green Tea & Peach
FMB
|
ABV4.8%
Sugar3g
Cal100
|
Owl's Brew seltzers are probably not the greatest seltzers of all time. This one may be the best of the group, but only because of the addition of green tea. I've never been a huge fan of green tea, but it can be soothing when you have an upset tummy, which i have right now. Peach is also a very popular and fantastic flavor for seltzers, but it is basically non-existent in this drink. This drink claims to be an award winning seltzer, but i'd like to have a word with the governing body of whatever organization rated this a top drink of 2025! Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jul 5, 2025 | — | |
| 320 |
Topo Chico
Margarita
FMB
|
ABV6%
Sugar18g
Cal190
|
Topo Chico makes this margarita abomination taste more like botto-chico (spanish for bottom) I've had many a margarita in my day, and this one tastes like a very artificial take on the classic mexican beverage. Somehow both too sweet and too sour, just not a great representation of a margarita. It also doesn't help that this contains no actual tequila, and just some kind of chemical compound that makes your taste buds confused. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | 07/23/0205 | — | |
| 321 |
Owl's Brew
White Tea & Watermelon
FMB
|
ABV4.8%
Sugar4g
Cal100
|
Note to self: do not drink any seltzers offered on the new york city ferry. This seltzer tastes more like rose than iced tea. Has a very bitter flavor, but it could be contaminated by Jamaica bay. Has the loosest iced tea flavor i've tried in a drink, and no watermelon taste at all. I would be interested to try some of the other owl's brew flavors, but it wouldn't be very wise of me. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Mar 29, 2025 | — | |
| 322 |
Bud Light
Apple Crisp
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
This apple crisp flavor is one of those special fall flavors, and special event flavors, that Bud Light is so fond of in its seltzer offering. I've started to notice a trend in the special event flavors: bud light is content with making these smell exactly like what they're offering (in this case, delicious apple pie) but then delivering a flat metallic tasting seltzer that just leaves you with regret. This seltzer has a fantastic fragrance, and if this was a yankee candle, middle aged women everywhere would snatch this off the shelves. Unfortunately, it does not have the taste to back it up, and it leaves you feeling worse for setting your expectations up extremely high. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | May 16, 2025 | — | |
| 323 |
Owl's Brew
Hibiscus & Raspberry
FMB
|
ABV4.8%
Sugar4g
Cal100
|
What can i even say about this drink? It's really a forgettable seltzer. Doesn't taste like "tea" even though it claims to be boozy tea. Out of all of the raspberry drinks i've had, this may be the most sour tasting, which isn't very pleasant when drinking a berry heavy seltzer. After 350+ seltzers, is till don't know why BIG SELTZER keeps pushing hibiscus. Not much to recommend on this drink. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Jul 5, 2025 | — | |
| 324 |
Owl's Brew
Black Tea & Pineapple
FMB
|
ABV4.8%
Sugar4g
Cal100
|
Owl's Brew has gone through every color of tea that there is, and has delivered no bangers on the seltzer list. Unless there is some kind of magical colored tea that has yet to be discovered, and the Owl's Brew company has stumbled upon this, then there is no saving this seltzer brand. This flavor is somehow very sour and tart even though it thinks it's a Tea. This tea is too sour and too tart for its own good, and the pineapple just adds to that. Even with 4g of added sugar, it does not make a difference. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Jul 8, 2025 | — | |
| 325 |
Arizona
Cowboy Cocktail: Mango Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar21g
Cal90
|
This may be the best of the worst in cowboy cocktails. Most of the cowboy cocktails taste exactly the same, with minor changes. They're all pretty flat and super high in sugar, making them taste more like water and flavored powder. This one however actually has a semblance of mango flavoring. There is no lemonade flavor to be found, but unlike the mucho mango, this actually tastes like mango. I think the lack of lemonade is what enhances the mango. That being said, it's still pretty bad. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Mar 26, 2025 | — | |
| 326 |
Arizona
Cowboy Cocktail: Mucho Mango
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar21g
Cal90
|
This drink definitely has mucho of something. Mucho sugar, mucho deniro, but it does not have a mucho natural mango flavor. I'm convinced that all of these cowboy cocktails are exactly the same but with a different food dye. This mango flavor is extremely artificial, and there is nothing natural about this drink. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Mar 25, 2025 | — | |
| 327 |
Arizona
Cowboy Cocktail: Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar21g
Cal90
|
Somehow has a distinct Arizona Iced Tea flavor but with no iced tea to be found! Not quite lemonade, but somehow lemon. It tastes as though Arizona Iced Tea had a collab with the people at lemon pledge. Too much sugar, too much lemon, not enough ade. I guess if you were looking for arizona iced tea and had this by mistake you might be pleasantly surprised, but only in that one scenario. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Mar 22, 2025 | — | |
| 328 |
Arizona
Cowboy Cocktail: Watermelon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar21g
Cal90
|
I've had just about every Arizona hard drink on the marketplace today, and this one is the least notable. Watermelon flavored sugar water. Certainly a mid tier arizona, just sweet with an ultra artificial watermelon flavoring. Initially, it smells like feet, but just tastes like red sugar. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Mar 26, 2025 | — | |
| 329 |
White Claw
Lemonade Blood Orange
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
A non-sweet lemonade flavored drink. Hint of orange, makes for a good compliment. Still has a strange fresh taste on the backend, like smoking a pack of newports. Less sweet than the other lemonade competitors Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Aug 12, 2024 | — | |
| 330 |
White Claw Spirits
Pineapple
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Basic vodka soda with pineapple. Not a strong vodka taste, pineapple is not too sweet but has a nice flavor. Solid choice of vodka sodas Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Sep 19, 2024 | — | |
| 331 |
Jiant
Half & Half
FMB
|
ABV7%
Sugar4g
Cal150
|
Doesn't taste like a foot locker. Actually, quite good flavor, heavy on the lemonade and less on the tea. Higher than normal alcohol content which could spell disaster, but for this drink the added 2 extra grams of sugar goes a long way. This drink finds a sweet spot for sugar and alcohol, masking the alcohol flavor while delivering lemonade taste. A good choice for lemonade and tea lovers who want to get crunked. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Dec 26, 2024 | — | |
| 332 |
Nütrl
Peach Lemonade
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Strong peach smell, weak peach and lemonade flavors. This could be due to the low sugar content. Smells like a peach snapple, but doesn't taste like one. Peach flavor can be very good when placed in the right hands, NUTRAL has made a mid peach flavored drink. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Aug 30, 2024 | — | |
| 333 |
Jack Daniel's
Coca-Cola Vanilla
Whiskey
|
ABV7%
Sugar38g
Cal200
|
Can one call "coca-cola" a seltzer? It begs the question. But, if you consider most carbonated beverages seltzers, then this one should make the list. I, for one, would like to not add this because i can say outright, this is pretty bad. I've had some JD ready to drink drinks, and this one mostly fits the mold. This tastes a bit too heavy on the whiskey, and not heavy enough on the cola. Could also use an infusion of carbonation, as it tasted pretty flat and no one likes a flat coke. Lots of sugar, lots of cheap whiskey, lots of booze makes this a recipe for disaster Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Lynchburg, Tennessee, USA | Dec 22, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 334 |
Spindrift Spiked
Lime
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal84
|
tastes a little like kombucha, good lime flavor, similar to a vodka soda lime. big bootch backend Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jun 5, 2024 | — | |
| 335 |
Arizona
Green Tea
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar18g
Cal140
|
Newsflash, this Arizona iced tea tastes exactly like an arizona iced tea. Artificially sweetened, and has a tinge of green. The honey is indistinguishable, but the ginseng gives me the power of herbs! my brain is focused and i have the virality of a 21 year old again. The taste might not be good, but the extra nutrients may make up for this in a can. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Feb 2, 2025 | — | |
| 336 |
Loyal Nine
Lemonade & Iced Tea
Vodka
|
ABV9%
Sugar20g
Cal255
|
How can a company put this much power into one can? There is too much booze in this drink to be enjoyable. Very high in sugar, high in calories, high in alcohol, low in the amount of cans you will consume. I've only had one of these, and my teeth and mouth are starting to feel mealy. Vague lemonade flavor, no iced tea comes through, and you're hit with an immense amount of alcohol. Consume at your own risk Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Jan 11, 2025 | — | |
| 337 |
High Noon
Tangerine
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2.7g
Cal100
|
A bit disappointed with this high noon offering. There is so much potential in the orange flavored seltzer market, but this one slightly misses the mark. Great orange smell, but the tangerine is a bit tart and not like a real orange soda. Could be better, but not as bad as some. This is more of an 11:30 than a nooner Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Oct 3, 2024 | — | |
| 338 |
Vizzy
Papaya Passionfruit
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Fresh smelling papaya I think, fruity initial flavor, mild aftertaste. I can't tell if i'm tasting papaya or passionfruit. Not bad for Vizzy Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 1, 2024 | — | |
| 339 |
White Claw
Watermelon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Fresh watermelon smell, tastes like a sour patch kids watermelon flavor. artificial-esque taste Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Jun 6, 2024 | — | |
| 340 |
Truly
Tropical Punch
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Tastes like a weaker version of the fruit punch flavor, and just as artificial. "Tropical Punch" is just a melange of different fruit that don't make any distinct flavor. Just a sweet drink, a bit too sweet and artificial. Run of the mill fruit FMB, but no aftertaste Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Aug 5, 2024 | — | |
| 341 |
Jack Daniel's
Coca-Cola Cherry
Whiskey
|
ABV7%
Sugar38g
Cal200
|
Jack Daniel's really falls from grace with this abomination of a drink. Almost like a blatant cash grab of a cocktail, Jack Daniels is really trying hard to put the L in DaneiL's (that's a sully original.) First off, the cola is flat, the whiskey is too strong, and there is literally no cherry flavoring to be had. Tastes like a bad coca-cola and too much whiskey. Do yourself a favor and if you really want a jack and coke, buy yourself a bottle of jack and an unopened cola and just mix it your dang self. Don't drink this. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
Lynchburg, Tennessee, USA | Jan 7, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 342 |
Gin & Juice
Passionfruit
Gin
|
ABV5.9%
Sugar3g
Cal130
|
I'm starting to think that these seltzers are just a BLATANT CASH GRAB. Far from the quality of beats by dre, this seltzer has some of the worst qualities of gin combined with the worst qualities of passionfruit. It somehow is both bitter and sour, has a horrible initial taste and smell, and a strong back end flavor that leaves you thinking bitches aint shit. Don't drink this even if it's prescribed by the dr. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Mar 3, 2025 | — | |
| 343 |
Bud Light
Tangerine
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Jebaited by a drink. Smells like an orange crush, but that's where the orange flavor ends. Not nearly strong enough on the orange, needs MORE ORANGE. Tastes like a flavorless seltzer, with a strong orange smell. GIMME MO ORANGE Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Sep 4, 2024 | — | |
| 344 |
Passion Tree
Guava
FMB
|
ABV5.5%
Sugar1g
Cal70
|
Little package, little flavor. Has a strong taste of alcohol from an FMB, could be the extra .5% of abv. Although it's an interesting idea to serve tiny cans to have more flavors, the passion tree company would have been better served working on a more natural tasting seltzer with less of a kick. Guava flavor comes across, but is limited. hopefully the other trees have more passion in their offering Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Feb 14, 2025 | — | |
| 345 |
Day Chaser
Grapefruit
Tequila
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
This drink is about as good as an open palmed slap across the face. Day Chaser takes its name seriously, in that it's only potable with a chaser. Literally no fragment of grapefruit exists in this drink, and just pretty gnarly tequila flavoring. I wouldn't chase this drink in the day, night, or any other time. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Middlebury, Vermont, USA | Oct 1, 2025 | — | |
| 346 |
White Claw
Lemonade Limon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Much less sweet than other "lemonade" seltzers. Has a strange menthol/fresh taste on the back end. Lack of sweetness adds to the drinkability. has a "hint of alamansi" and i don't know what that is. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Aug 11, 2024 | — | |
| 347 |
Happy Dad
Fruit Punch
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Most unique fruit punch smell. Have you ever had a Hawaiian punch? very tasty, strong smell, minimal aftertaste. The fruit punch flavor wears thin after 3/4ths of the can. Maybe the best HD flavor Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 15, 2024 | — | |
| 348 |
Truly
Rose
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal110
|
Why in the world would a company make an alcohol flavored seltzer? The flavor is simply wine. Who wants this? If you want to drink rose, just drink rose. With that in mind, this really does taste like a bad rose. I don't think there is anyone who actually enjoys the taste of rose, so they certainly will not enjoy this drink. Sommeliers in provence are rolling in their graves and spitting out their baguettes because of this horrible drink Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Nov 5, 2024 | — | |
| 349 |
Happy Dad Mom
Raspberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Smells like raspberry jam with toast. Very pleasant on the nose. Slight raspberry taste that washes into indecipherable berry flavor after a few swigs. Minimal lingering taste. So far the moms do it better. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 13, 2024 | — | |
| 350 |
Jiant
Guavamente
Kombucha
|
ABV5%
Sugar3g
Cal120
|
This drink is supposed to have the power of both guava and mente, and yet it just tastes like an old shoe box. Not even a minty old shoe box. I'm not quite sure what Jiant is trying to do with these drinks, and it may be it's only Kombucha style drink, but maybe they were trying to make a hard seltzer and accidentally left it out too long and now call it kombucha. It's not great, not good, mostly bad. Also, they pretend to be from LA but say canned in Colorado? what gives jiant?? Editor's note: i just realized that guavamente was a play on words for suavamente. SHAME ON JIANT Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Aug 18, 2025 | — | |
| 351 |
Happy Dad
Watermelon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Traditional flavor by happy dad, weak watermelon essence. Smells unlike an artificial watermelon, Flat metallic aftertaste (slight). Very basic offering. Better than a swarm of mud wasps climbing into your bhole Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Jul 21, 2024 | — | |
| 352 |
Michelob Ultra
Organic Grapefruit Melon
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal80
|
Smells like a fresh melon, no grapefruit flavor or smell exists. Slight melon flavor, mostly non-descript. Wildly different from the watermelon strawberry. Mostly flavorless Read more ↓ |
9/ beach |
— | Jul 17, 2024 | — | |
| 353 |
Truly
Berry Punch
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Strong fruit punch flavor, but overpowered by blueberries. Blueberry detracts from the fruit punch, doesn't add flavor. Weakest fruit punch flavor of the pack, tastes very artificial. Drinkable but sweeter than it gives off Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Aug 8, 2024 | — | |
| 354 |
Arizona
Cowboy Cocktail: Mango Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar21g
Cal90
|
This may be the best of the worst in cowboy cocktails. Most of the cowboy cocktails taste exactly the same, with minor changes. They're all pretty flat and super high in sugar, making them taste more like water and flavored powder. This one however actually has a semblance of mango flavoring. There is no lemonade flavor to be found, but unlike the mucho mango, this actually tastes like mango. I think the lack of lemonade is what enhances the mango. That being said, it's still pretty bad. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Mar 26, 2025 | — | |
| 355 |
Arizona
Cowboy Cocktail: Fruit Punch
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar21g
Cal90
|
Arizona Iced Tea gets into the cowboy cocktail game with a shit ton of sugar! Watch out for long lasting diabetes with this drink, because after a few of them you'll have to amputate a foot. Very strong fruity flavor, completely masks the alcohol because of the high sugar content. Tastes much like a hawaiian punch if you poured all of that red sugar packet into a thimble. Good if you want to drink only one of them. Quite low in the carbonation factor, so if you don't like bubbles this may be your drink. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Mar 22, 2025 | — | |
| 356 |
Truly Unruly
Berry Blast
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar4g
Cal180
|
Strong berry flavor masks the increased alcohol content, truly does it again. Makes a great tasting seltzer even with the strongest presence of alcohol. Not recommended for women who are pregnant or may be pregnant Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Sep 6, 2024 | — | |
| 357 |
Truly
Strawberry Lime
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Completely mid seltzer. Considerably flavorless compared to other trulys. Masks its lack of flavor with a strong strawberry smell. Very drinkable, but low on the flavor scale, no Lime flavor to be detected. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Aug 11, 2024 | — | |
| 358 |
Nütrl
Black Cherry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Deceptive in it's black cherry smell, this drink is weak on black cherry. Gives a bitter aftertaste, shames the black cherry name. Vodka based drinks like this should leave black cherry to the FMBs. Skip this flavor Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Aug 31, 2024 | — | |
| 359 |
Truly
Citrus Squeeze
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Very disappointing flavor. Expected a delicious orange drink, and ended up with some bastardized lemon lime flavored seltzer. Shame on truly for giving me the bait and switch. We need more orange representation in seltzers. Very sub par flavor. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Sep 8, 2024 | — | |
| 360 |
Passion Tree
Dragon Fruit
FMB
|
ABV5.5%
Sugar1g
Cal70
|
The most fascinating thing about this drink is the tiny can it's packed in. Passion tree is lacking PASSION in this drink. These seltzers come in tiny 7.5oz cans, which makes you feel like a big boy drinking a big seltzer, but the flavor is definitely lacking. Short on ounces, short on flavor. The extra .5% abv really comes through in the taste, and the dragon fruit is dragon ass. Read more ↓ |
8/ beach |
— | Feb 14, 2025 | — | |
| 361 |
Malibu
Strawberry & Coconut
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar20g
Cal215
|
This drink actually is very flavorful and tasty. The coconut completely masks the strawberry, and is a major highlight of this drink. It makes sense that Malibu makes a great coconut flavor. The problem with this drink is it is just too high in sugar. Completely oversaturated with sweet artificial taste and super high in calories and carbs. Do not drink this if you are on the cusp of diabetes because it will cause you to lose a limb. Impossible to drink more than 3 of these in a row, and i would not recommend more than one Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Nov 23, 2024 | — | |
| 362 |
Two Robbers
Raspberry Lime
FMB
|
ABV5.2%
Sugar0g
Cal110
|
Should have been called two THROBBERS. Tastes exactly like the other flavors of this brand. Smells great but tastes like nothing. The creators should spend less time on slack, and more time making a better seltzer Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 10, 2024 | — | |
| 363 |
Two Robbers
Grapefruit Kiwi
FMB
|
ABV5.2%
Sugar0g
Cal110
|
Strong citrus smell, but no real flavor. Tastes as close to a plain seltzer as possible, with minimal aftertaste. HIPSTER made seltzer. If you're looking for a flavorless seltzer, this is close. Cool looking can. This seltzer is trying too hard to be cool Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 8, 2024 | — | |
| 364 |
Two Robbers
Black Cherry Lemon
FMB
|
ABV5.2%
Sugar0g
Cal110
|
Smells like a black cherry pepsi, but has no taste. Tastes exactly the same as the other two robbers seltzer, except for a worse lemony aftertaste. HIPSTERS LOVE IT. they spent too much money on can art and not enough on flavor Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 8, 2024 | — | |
| 365 |
White Claw
Pineapple
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
sweet pineapple flavor, slight fruity aroma, no pineapple aftertaste, middle of the road flavor. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | May 23, 2024 | — | |
| 366 |
Jiant
Peach Iced Tea
FMB
|
ABV7%
Sugar4g
Cal150
|
A bit disappointed by this Jiant flavor, as peach iced tea is usually the best style of iced tea. This iced tea unfortunately has no peach flavor. But, the higher alcohol content is not noticeable thanks to a good balance of sugar. Stronger iced tea flavor than the rest, but at least it doesn't have a strong strange smell and hard aftertaste. Definitely mid drink, i would pass on this flavor if i saw it around town. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Dec 27, 2024 | — | |
| 367 |
High Noon
Mango
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Has a stronger pineapple taste than mango. YOU CAN"T HAVE MANGO. No mango flavor, a bit sour aftertaste. Not a great showing by High noon, maybe the weakest of the batch. Tastes like they repurposed other fruit to put together a "mango." More like Frankenstein's Mango. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Aug 8, 2024 | — | |
| 368 |
Truly Vodka Seltzer
Cherry & Lime
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal110
|
Vodka cranberry. What more can you say? Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Sep 14, 2024 | — | |
| 369 |
Voda Soda
Citrus Lime
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal99
|
what is this generic ass bullshit. I honestly thought this was just called VODKA SODA but they removed the K. Plain art, plain name, plain can, plain flavor. Basic ass drink, the lime flavor is not strong enough to make this a solid showing and the vodka seltzer just tastes like seltzer. This drink is missing something, and I think it's the K. Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Nov 12, 2024 | — | |
| 370 |
Jiant
Kiwi Strawberry
FMB
|
ABV7%
Sugar4g
Cal150
|
You know that smell of like a foot locker that has those hard floors that are not hardwood but like not full cement and they're kinda slick and there is a bunch of rubber shoes and basketballs around? That's what this tastes like. Despite it's off putting flavor, this drink has a higher than usual alcohol content, which could be disastrous but is unnoticeable thanks to the extra sugar. This drink hits the sweet spot (pun intended) for sugar and alcohol content. Unfortunately, the flavor is just wack Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Dec 26, 2024 | — | |
| 371 |
High Noon
Lime
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2.6g
Cal100
|
Whack ass margarita. High Noon's strength is in it's vodka game, it shouldn't branch out to the tequila drinks. Too strong tequila flavor, light on the lime, needs rocks and salt and a whole new drink and flavor. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 16, 2024 | — | |
| 372 |
Loverboy
Strawberry Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV4.2%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Unfortunately, this drink is suffering from split personality disorder. It doesn't know what it wants to be. Is it iced tea? Is it strawberry? Is it lemonade? the answer, is yes, and it doesn't taste that good. Loverboy should stick to iced tea, and not add so many unnatural elements Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Nov 6, 2024 | — | |
| 373 |
White Claw
Mango Margarita
FMB
|
ABV7%
Sugar2g
Cal150
|
This drink comes at you like a slap in the face. Like a hit with the raw side of a mango and fell from the mango tree. Has an extremely weird aftertaste, and this is one of the very few "claw tails" that doesn't mask the alcohol at all. Maybe the people at white claw were trying to invoke the flavor of tequila in this drink, but it comes across as unsavory. Not a great representation of a mango, or of a margarita. A tale as old as time, this claw tail is terrible. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
Waddell, Arizona, USA | Sep 10, 2025 | — | |
| 374 |
Ciroc
Vodka Spritz Colada
Vodka
|
ABV7%
Sugar1g
Cal172
|
Made with french grapes, but i wish they made this Ciroc drink with GOOD vodka.The smell tricks you into thinking this is going to be a tasty frozen penis colada, and yet the taste is so weak. Tastes mostly like vodka, but smells like coconut, would be way better off with rum. Stick to cranberry you vodka freaks. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Sep 12, 2024 | — | |
| 375 |
Malibu
Mango
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar20g
Cal215
|
So much sugar in one can, it's not even funny. Though this flavor is very good, the mango is made irrelevant because of all of the sweet sugar added. If a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, this drink could be taken with horse tranquilizers. One of these might be good, but no more. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Nov 25, 2024 | — | |
| 376 |
Malibu
Pineapple & Coconut
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar20g
Cal215
|
I had much higher hopes for this seltzer than it's sister flavors. Unfortunately, it's just too dang sweet. Malibu usually makes an excellent coconut flavor, and an excellent pineapple flavor, but together they come off just wayyyyyyyyy too sugary. This might be good if you pour it over 10 lbs of ice to water it down, unfortunately as it stands it's just too sweet to recommend. Seriously not easy going Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Nov 30, 2024 | — | |
| 377 |
Flying Embers
Passion Fruit Citra
Kombucha
|
ABV8%
Sugar0g
Cal130
|
Woof. This drink hits your mouth like a ton of bricks. I'm not sure what this tastes like at first sip, but it certainly doesn't resemble any kombucha that i've ever had. No sour, no citrus, no fruit, no nonsense this drink just hurts the taste buds. Has a strong IPA flavor for kombucha, powerful just for the sake of being powerful. Passion fruit is non-existent, and i have no idea what they were going for in the "citra" category, but it's bad. I wouldn't reach for this kombucha even if my gut was bustin. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jun 3, 2025 | — | |
| 378 |
Bud Light
Seltzer Nog
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Another mega jebait. Bud light has a real way of trickeration. This seltzer initial smells like one of my most favorite drinks of all time, eggnog. But bud light does a classic rug pull on this, and makes it so that the drink tastes NOTHING like the delicious namesake. Shame on bud light for tricking me like this. The only thing you're left with is a metallic aftertaste and a memory of what could have been. If if and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry christmas. BUT this drink is not good. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | May 13, 2025 | — | |
| 379 |
Flying Embers
Sandia Margarita
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar8g
Cal235
|
MR 300! I never imagined a day that i would have tried 300 different hard seltzers, but today is the day. Unfortunately, it had to be this pretty terrible drink. A note to the good people at flying embers: why you do dis? Why you put too much of the booze in the drink. It's just too dam strong! all you taste is a non-descript alcohol that you have created in the fermentation process. The sandia, though weak, does heavy lifting in removing the alcohol taste, but just not enough. The smell from the can has a nostril stinging quality, and a flavor to match. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Apr 4, 2025 | — | |
| 380 |
Flying Embers
Blood Orange and Pomegranate Margarita
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar1g
Cal195
|
This might be one of the most offensive FMBs i've ever had. For some reason, they've decided to make this drink taste exactly like tequila, while having 0 tequila in this drink. Why in the world would you make a person suffer like that? On top of it, they've increased the FMB alcohol content to 10%! These flying embers people are MAD. Could definitely use some kind of sugar or sweetener to make this taste good. WHY IT HURT TO DRINK? Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Feb 4, 2025 | — | |
| 381 |
Truly Unruly
Tropical Twist
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar4g
Cal180
|
Tastes like an extremely strong pineapple and vodka. Small presence of alcohol taste, weaker alcohol taste than the other truly unrulys. Not a bad hard-hard seltzer, but still not worth drinking with the option of a traditional seltzer. Stay away from the unrulys Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Sep 9, 2024 | — | |
| 382 |
Truly Unruly
Citrus Crush
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar4g
Cal180
|
Very sneaky seltzer. Has a strong smell of orange, a medium strength taste of orange, but too strong presence of alcohol. Unfortunately, the flavor does not mask the strong aroma and taste of the terrible alcohol presence. A great drink to get f'd up on the cheap. Orange flavor could be better, Orange you glad i didn't say Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Sep 8, 2024 | — | |
| 383 |
Bud Light
Retro Tie Dye Twisted Berry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Strange melange of berries and artificial sweetener. Can't put my finger on the berry flavor. A little too artificial taste. No sugar but still sweet. unnatural. Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jul 4, 2024 | — | |
| 384 |
Truly Unruly
Strawberry Smash
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar4g
Cal180
|
This is a very interesting seltzer. Normally, such a high sugar, artificial strawberry flavor would be a detriment to any normal, god fearing seltzer. Since this seltzer packs a punch with a high alcohol content, the artificial taste masks the awful booze flavor. Balance is key on this seltzer, and makes it a drinkable beverage. Still, no living person should need to consume a higher alcohol content seltzer. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Sep 6, 2024 | — | |
| 385 |
Vizzy
Strawberry Kiwi
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Pungent smell, difficult to distinguish the strawberry vs the kiwi. Strawberry and kiwi complementary. Flavor is very middling. mid drink. Definitely a seltzer. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jun 27, 2024 | — | |
| 386 |
White Claw
Passion Fruit
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
sour initial smell, sweet fruity aftertaste. tastes like a fruit made in a lab. Focus group fruit Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jun 5, 2024 | — | |
| 387 |
June Shine
Mango Daydream
Kombucha
|
ABV6%
Sugar3g
Cal150
|
VERY SOUR but not bad tasting. Tastes like a super sour cider. Mango is indistinguishable. definitely got the BOOCH. Tastes like a burning man butthole. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jul 30, 2024 | — | |
| 388 |
Truly
Cotton Candy
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar3g
Cal110
|
bad sweet smell, smells like disinfectant, strong sweet initial taste, aftertaste is like blue cotton candy, makes me feel like a kid at heart Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | May 24, 2024 | — | |
| 389 |
Nectar
Lychee
FMB
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal90
|
North Korea's finest seltzer brand, Nectar comes with the one fruit flavor i've never had in a seltzer - Lychee. I'm really not quite sure what Lychee tastes like on it's own, but this flavor is a bit bitter on the back end. Not a strong flavor, but that can be due to the lack of sugar added. At first smell, it has a hint of an unopened package of cigarettes, and the taste aligns. Interesting flavor, but mostly a pass Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jan 3, 2025 | — | |
| 390 |
Smirnoff
Pink Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar20g
Cal192
|
Another completely pass over seltzer by smirnoff. Nothing to write home about, too much sugar, tastes like an artificial pink lemonade, and with so many other better pink lemonades and lemonade flavors there is no reason to try this. Just too sweet and too artificial Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Dec 8, 2024 | — | |
| 391 |
Vizzy
Blueberry Pomegranate
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Unique blueberry flavor at first sip, pomegranate doesn't complement the flavor aftertaste. After many drinks, just tastes like random fruit. indistinguishable. Another mid drink by vizzy. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jun 27, 2024 | — | |
| 392 |
Happy Dad
Wild Cherry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Smells like a delicious twizzler, but tastes nothing like it. Has a strange taste of FRENCH CUT GREEN BEANS. Brewed by the jolly green giant? Not a great taste, nothing "wild" about this cherry. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jul 21, 2024 | — | |
| 393 |
Gay Water
Peach
Vodka
|
ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal80
|
After drinking all of the flavors of gay water, i'm starting to think that the creators of this drink actually purposely made it bad. This is definitely a psyop. It's an underground conspiracy to make products created with inclusivity to look BAD. and it has worked, because this drink is terrible. Though this flavor is the best of the group, it's still made with some of the worst vodka i've ever tried, and the peach is only slightly tasty. The peach does so much heavy lifting, and you might not know that unless all you try all of the other terrible flavors. This batch of seltzers single handedly set by the equal rights movement by many years. It's that bad. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Chesapeake, Virginia, USA | Oct 25, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 394 |
Michelob Ultra
Organic Spicy Pineapple
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal80
|
Not much to smell, taste is slightly pineapple but not spicy at all. Actively trying to hurt you with the "spice." Spice doesn't burn, just goes down your pipes and in your nose and cause pain and frustration. CAUTION do now drink if pregnant Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | Jul 17, 2024 | — | |
| 395 |
White Claw
Lemon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
natural lemon smell, initial lemon taste, aftertaste is like crushed up pills. not a strong flavor, has a hint of lemon. Middling Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jun 18, 2024 | — | |
| 396 |
Simply Spiked
Watermelon Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar18g
Cal170
|
Very sweet lemonade, just a minimal hint of watermelon. Watermelon does not add to the flavor in the least, the traditional lemonade is better. A bit artificial on the watermelon, too much sugar. Do not drink if you are diabetic. Better than a Mike's watermelon, but worse than a Mike's lemonade Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Aug 6, 2024 | — | |
| 397 |
Kirkland
Black Cherry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
heartbreaking. Smells of cherry red vines, has an ibuprofen taste, not great. sad to say, no buy Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jun 13, 2024 | — | |
| 398 |
Kirkland
Lime
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
smell is off putting, has an antiseptic taste, doesn't taste like lime, tastes almost like tonic water, rare miss for kirkland - more like cuck-land Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Jun 13, 2024 | — | |
| 399 |
White Claw
Tropical Pomelo Smash Surf
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Best pomelo i've ever tasted. Light hint of menthol on the back end. Asian Lime tastes refreshing Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | May 7, 2024 | — | |
| 400 |
Truly
Blue Raz
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
very strong blue raz smell, not much blue raz taste. Doesn't have the blue Rizz. made with natural blue raspberry Read more ↓ |
7/ beach |
— | Jun 5, 2024 | — | |
| 401 |
White Claw
Citrus Yuzu Smash Surf
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
very good initial orange/lime flavor. aftertaste is minty. tastes like smoking menthols. probably refreshing on de beach Read more ↓ |
6/ beach |
— | May 4, 2024 | — | |
| 402 |
White Claw
Ruby Grapefruit
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Strong smell of grapefruit. No or little grapefruit taste. Bad for medications Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Apr 29, 2024 | — | |
| 403 |
Happy Dad
Lemon Lime
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
very strong artificial smell. Smells like green neon. doesn't taste much better. has a strange vanilla aftertaste. should be called sad dad Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Jul 1, 2024 | — | |
| 404 |
Day Chaser
Lime
Tequila
|
ABV4.7%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Is it possible that a tequila can taste sour? It amazes me that in 2025, there is a company that can ruin tequila and lime. There is so much opportunity with these two flavors, and the Day Chaser company goes so wrong. Margaritas have made a living off of these two flavors, and yet this is more sour than a pack of angry old ladies. A strong lime taste but on the bad end of the spectrum, very sour, and I believe they've used a very cheap tequila for this drink. I would avoid this flavor if you can Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
Middlebury, Vermont, USA | Oct 13, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 405 |
White Claw Surge
Lime
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar3g
Cal130
|
Maybe the surprise of the summer! I've always been of the opinion that any alcohol content over 5% for a spiked seltzer is an affront to common laws of spiked seltzeration. BUT, this drink somehow proves an exception to the rule. It may be that the Lime flavor somehow masks the horrible alcohol produced by a FMB whiteclaw, or maybe Whiteclaw has somehow found the holy grail of flavor combinations in this drink. The result is a relatively smooth tasting experience that gets you just a bit more buzzed quicker. The lime is subtle, and it goes a long way masking the booze. I still would rather drink 2 traditional lime seltzers before this, but i wouldn't look twice at some boozhound pounding this seltzer at the beach. Read more ↓ |
3.5/ beach |
— | Apr 12, 2025 | — | |
| 406 |
Gay Water
Lime
Vodka
|
ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal80
|
Let me cut right to the chase: this drink tastes like lime piss water. In all honesty, this may be the flattest seltzer in terms of flavor, carbonation, and alcoholic content i've ever had. There's not much to go on here, except that the slightest hint of lime comes through and does so much heavy lifting on the poor choice of vodka. The best thing i can say about this drink is that it doesn't actively try to hurt your tastebuds. This is what a can of vodka would taste like if you just added seltzer and a whiff of lime, and they could use better tasting vodka Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
Chesapeake, Virginia, USA | Oct 11, 2025 | — | |
| 407 |
White Claw
Watermelon Lime Smash Surf
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
light watermelon flavor, light lime flavor, no minty back end, watermelon sucks Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | May 7, 2024 | — | |
| 408 |
Truly
Watermelon Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Artificial watermelon flavor, sweeter than original seltzer, good mouth feel Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Apr 26, 2024 | — | |
| 409 |
High Noon
Peach
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar3g
Cal100
|
Very good natural peach flavor. Not sweet at all, can almost taste the peach pit. Peachy smell, very tasty. solid mid tier seltzer Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Aug 2, 2024 | — | |
| 410 |
Bud Light
Cherry Cordial
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
This seltzer absolutely NAILS it. And by that, i mean much like a classic cherry cordial, you might see this drink at a party and you would NEVER enjoy it. Cherry cordials are the candy that your grandmother loves, and that might be the same for this drink. Leave this seltzer next to the walnuts and licorice all-sorts. Has a very deceptive cherry and chocolate smell, tempting you to enjoy a few sips, but the aftertaste is so strong and unpleasant that you just want to put this down. I can't quite put my finger on what flavor lingers, but let's just say that you wouldn't mind finding yourself on the naughty list to avoid this christmas treat. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | May 10, 2025 | — | |
| 411 |
Onda
Blood Orange
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
It's official, blood orange and tequila is a match made in HELL. These flavors do not go well together, and the orange accentuates the tequila flavor. Maybe if you really love tequila, you will like this drink, but these flavors bring out the worst in each other. It doesn't taste like there is any orange in this at all, just full on tequila. No thank you Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Nov 15, 2024 | — | |
| 412 |
Smirnoff
Pineapple Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar20g
Cal192
|
Tastes like a neon sign in a can. Classic smirnoff ice style drink, so much sugar, so much lemonade, so much pineapple. TOO MUCH. Genuinely tastes like you took a smirnoff ice and poured a cup of pineapple juice in it. Not a great mixture, and way too much sugar. I would be embarrassed to bring this to a BBQ Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Dec 4, 2024 | — | |
| 413 |
Smirnoff
Peach Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar20g
Cal192
|
Another completely artificial tasting drink from smirnoff. Too much sugar. too much artificial flavors. too much fake peach. too much seltzers on this planet to drink this. The only way to make this drink good would be to cut it with more seltzer, but then what's the point? Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Dec 9, 2024 | — | |
| 414 |
Flying Embers
Mango Y Chile Margarita
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar8g
Cal235
|
Why do i subject myself to such strong bad drinks? Oftentimes i ask this question. The answer is, someone has to drink this as a warning to all other seltzer enthusiasts. AVOID THIS DRINK. It's too strong, has no mango or chile flavor, and just exists to make sure you don't have a good time. Do yourself a favor, and skip this drink - your future self will thank you tremendously. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Apr 4, 2025 | — | |
| 415 |
Flying Embers
Pineapple Margarita
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar5g
Cal222
|
They call this flying embers because you can witness your dignity flying away with every sip. This drink is not palatable. 10% abv is just too dam much. I'm not sure what would make this drink any good, potentially just adding it to an amount of ice only found in the arctic circle. I'm really not sure who this is for, but it sure as hell aint for me. Has a slight pineapple taste, but nothing can mask the amount of alcohol included in this drink. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Apr 3, 2025 | — | |
| 416 |
Flying Embers
Island Swizzle
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar1g
Cal195
|
Flying Embers manages to do the unthinkable: they've made a seltzer IPA. This drink is too strong for its own good. You can only really taste the rum additive, and the strong alcohol aftertaste. Pineapple and blood orange are non existent. This is an FMB that somehow tastes so much like rum that you forget you're drinking just a dang beer. Just drink rum! Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Feb 6, 2025 | — | |
| 417 |
Flying Embers
Strawberry Guava Margarita
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar1g
Cal195
|
This is not a great drink. I'm not sure if it's the botulism or the lack of carbonation, but this flat drink is too strong for its own good. The can was dented and gooey, but i'm going to pretend that it has nothing to do with the flavor. The strawberry and guava is non-existent, and that's hard to do with strawberry. This basically only tastes like tequila, and for a drink that has no actual tequila in it, that's not a great look. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Feb 10, 2025 | — | |
| 418 |
Jack Daniel's
Southern Peach
FMB
|
ABV4.8%
Sugar28g
Cal192
|
I'm glad to be finished drinking these FMBs. Just a pile of sugar and artificial peach flavoring. No one could physically drink many of these, as they would get type 2 diabetes. More four loco than white claw, i wouldn't even consider this a seltzer. Hit the road, jack and take these with you Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Nov 11, 2024 | — | |
| 419 |
Jack Daniel's
Downhome Punch
FMB
|
ABV4.8%
Sugar28g
Cal192
|
The Jack Daniel's company has sold out. Why else would they make a drink like this. It doesn't include the delicious Jack Daniel's tennessee whisky, and instead substitutes good liquor with malt beverage and sugar. There's nothing downhome about this drink, unless your home is a trailer. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Nov 6, 2024 | — | |
| 420 |
Smirnoff
Raspberry Peach
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Smirnoff makes some interesting choices with their fruit combo flavors - raspberry and peach are not the best couple. Strong peach smell, subtle peach flavor, raspberry adds nothing to this mix. Could be better if it was just peach, and the peach was a stronger flavor. Not a great drink, go for just peach or just raspberry, but not both Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 18, 2024 | — | |
| 421 |
Corona Limonada
Strawberry
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar3g
Cal100
|
Corona Limonada is not a great combination of the traditional FMB flavor with a lemony zest. Lemon flavor is a bit too sour, and strawberry is non-existent here. it only contain 1% de jugo, but i think it needs mas. Only to be consumed if you buy it in pints at the gas station Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Oct 24, 2024 | — | |
| 422 |
Simply Spiked
Strawberry Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar17g
Cal170
|
Very artificial tasting strawberry, detracts from the lemonade. Worst of the batch, still way too much sugar. Would give you a wicked hangover if you drank too many, gross. If you drank too many of these in a row you grit mouth Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Aug 8, 2024 | — | |
| 423 |
Spindrift Spiked
Lemon
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal84
|
surprisingly good. very minimal lemon flavor. doesn't taste like lemon pledge. almost no flavor Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | May 16, 2024 | — | |
| 424 |
Cayman Jack
Margarita
FMB
|
ABV5.8%
Sugar31g
Cal240
|
How much sugar and chemicals can be injected into one can? Cayman Jack is on a quest to find out. This drink tastes like no margarita i've ever had. Picture in your mind's eye a tube of green liquid that you put into the freezer to enjoy on a cold day. That's what this drink tastes like. If that tickles your fancy, give this a try, but if you value your health and wellness, avoid this drink altogether. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Apr 7, 2025 | — | |
| 425 |
Cayman Jack
Mango Margarita
FMB
|
ABV5.8%
Sugar35g
Cal240
|
Holy Sugar Content Batman! This is just so high in sugar, all you taste is that sweet sweet agave nectar. It's somehow simultaneously sweet and tart, making the inside of your mouth somehow hurt after a few sips. This does have a very strong mango flavor, but it comes off as extremely artificial due to the high sugar content. If you want a natural tasting seltzer, do not choose this drink. It's all chemicals baby Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Apr 4, 2025 | — | |
| 426 |
Cayman Jack
Strawberry Margarita
FMB
|
ABV5.8%
Sugar32g
Cal240
|
As someone who has tried all of the cayman jack margarita varieties, i would say without a shadow of a doubt, you should not drink this. This drink just tastes like chemical sweetener in a can. The only way you could get this to taste any better is to add a metric ton of ice. Water this dang thing down. If you value your health and sugar levels, don't drink this seltzer. Picture the most artificial strawberry flavor, and that's what this drink tastes like. Just get a whole bunch of strawberry kool aid powder and pour it into a soda stream with a shot of vodka and you have this drink. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Apr 9, 2025 | — | |
| 427 |
Cayman Jack
Watermelon Margarita
FMB
|
ABV5.8%
Sugar32g
Cal240
|
Cayman Jack brings you a drink that poisons your body with every sip. If you're a masochist, and love pain, pick up one of these watermelon margaritas by the proud people at cayman jack. There is enough sugar in this one can to give a manatee diabetes. Tastes like red kool aid powder decided to make a margarita with jimmy buffet. If you value your health, don't drink this drink. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Apr 7, 2025 | — | |
| 428 |
Bud Light
Watermelon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Low tier seltzer, flavor is not great. Watermelon is not too natural tasting, basic flavor. Nothing to write home about, can drink this. Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Sep 2, 2024 | — | |
| 429 |
Onda
Watermelon
Tequila
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Tequila, gross. Watermelon, gross. Onda, gross. For some reason, Onda decides to add some sort of burnt taste to it's drinks. This is one of them. It's not great, doesn't taste like bbq'd watermelon, and has a super strong flavor of tequila. Nothing works in this drink, hard pass Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Nov 13, 2024 | — | |
| 430 |
Spindrift Spiked
Grapefruit
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar4g
Cal98
|
hint of grapefruit flavor. not bitter, a tiny bit sweet but not overbearing. non-offensive flavor, more seltzer than spiked Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | May 16, 2024 | — | |
| 431 |
White Claw Spirits
Peach
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Very basic vodka seltzer. Peach flavor comes off artificial, not as natural as some other vodka peaches. I would suggest just drinking white claw original, but very mid vodka drink. Nothing to write home about, maybe in the future white claw will improve Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Sep 12, 2024 | — | |
| 432 |
Malibu
Watermelon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar20g
Cal215
|
Definitely the worst malibu outing of this "Splash" flavor pack. Way too much sugar, not enough alcohol, and one of the most artificial watermelon tastes i've ever encountered. Seriously, not easy going Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Dec 3, 2024 | — | |
| 433 |
Albany Distilling Company
Raspberry Lime
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
GOVERNMENT ADVISORY: Disfunction again in Albany! This seltzer is not great, with a disclaimer that i do have a slight cold while reviewing. Without being able to smell, the aroma was slightly reminiscent of a 7up or sprite. Unfortunately, it tasted nothing like those two excellent lemon lime sodas. This seltzer has an extremely strong vodka taste, with little to no flavor to speak of. Something Something Albany governor something Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Dec 7, 2024 | — | |
| 434 |
Mamitas
Tequila Sunrise
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal95
|
Jebaited by the delicious smell of gummy worms. Has an indistinguishable flavor, not sweet by any means, and can still taste the tequila slightly. Because of this tequila taste, i cannot in good conscience recommend this drink. Just drink tequila and seltzer steeped in gummy worms to better effect. This drink could have done better with more sugar and more calories, this is skippable. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Sep 10, 2024 | — | |
| 435 |
Modelo Agua Frescas
Pepino Y Limon (Cucumber Lime)
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar1g
Cal171
|
Another flat "seltzer" by Modelo. Tastes weirdly sweet, kind of sour version of their other flavors. Sour cucumber. Could use ice, real fruit, and seltzer to make this drink any better. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jul 29, 2024 | — | |
| 436 |
Modelo Agua Frescas
Sandia (Watermelon)
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar1g
Cal187
|
Tastes and smells exactly like a watermelon Jolly Rancher. Still flat, lacks carbonation, would be better as a base than a straight drink. Modelo needs to stick to cerveza Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jul 29, 2024 | — | |
| 437 |
Modelo Agua Frescas
Pina (Pineapple)
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar1g
Cal187
|
This would be good if you add seltzer. Tastes too sugary, too artificial. More like PEENA. Just tastes like bad juice Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jul 27, 2024 | — | |
| 438 |
Smirnoff
Watermelon Lime
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
There's something so unnatural about a marriage between watermelon and lime. Tastes like some kind of artificial monster, these two fruits should never mix. Watermelon alone makes any drink taste manufactured, if you add lime the flavor is multiplied. This is not a great drink, thank you, next Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Oct 18, 2024 | — | |
| 439 |
Gay Water
Watermelon
Vodka
|
ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal80
|
This may be one of the worst vodka seltzers on the market. I may be sensitive based on how terrible i think vodka tastes, but this vodka flavor comes off way too strong, and doesn't taste like they used the finest vodka money can buy. I've had 3 of these drinks so far, and i'm starting to think that this is just a blatant cash grab from someone trying to generate buzz based on the name. These drinks will be the barometer on which all other vodka seltzers are rated, begging the question, does it pass the gay watermark? I have to imagine, most seltzers will. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Chesapeake, Virginia, USA | Oct 21, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 440 |
Gay Water
Grapefruit
Vodka
|
ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal80
|
This seltzer is frankly, not very gay at all. and by gay, i mean happy. Because all this seltzer does is make me sad. This drink tastes terrible. There is literally no flavor to this drink, other than some sort of cheap vodka that was clearly distilled in a toilet. I want to give this drink the benefit of the doubt, because grapefruit is such a weak flavor in general, but there is no flavor distinction to this can. I'm surprised that a drink with such low alcohol content can be so offensive, but here it is. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Chesapeake, Virginia, USA | Oct 11, 2025 | — | |
| 441 |
Arizona
Cowboy Cocktail: Strawberry Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar23g
Cal100
|
Long story short, this drink is just sugar filled strawberry juice. There is no lemonade flavor to be found, nor does the traditional Arizona Iced Tea taste come through in any essence. Too sweet for its own good, and only for artificial strawberry enthusiasts. Keep this drink in arizona, and don't let it out Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Mar 22, 2025 | — | |
| 442 |
Arizona
Cowboy Cocktail: Kiwi Strawberry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar23g
Cal100
|
Another super sweet, super artificial cocktail from the people that brought you 99c a pint iced teas. I'm really not quite sure what you could do with this drink to make it any better, it's pretty awful. Clearly, Arizona has just taken the same combination of alcohol and liquid and added different flavors of sugar to make this abomination. This drink has the loosest definition of kiwi and strawberry flavor, and just tastes like red food dye Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Mar 24, 2025 | — | |
| 443 |
Arizona
Cowboy Cocktail: Pink Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar23g
Cal100
|
They don't make drinks much worse than this one. On initial smell, it has a pungent battery acid aroma. Normally i like most pink lemonade drinks, but this one has no pink lemonade flavor to speak of. I can't quite put my finger on what this is supposed to taste like, but it just as a strange super sweet artificial flavor. Not a very pleasant experience. Thank you arizona iced tea people for that Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Mar 26, 2025 | — | |
| 444 |
Modelo Agua Frescas
Flor de Jamaica (Hibiscus)
FMB
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar1g
Cal171
|
Tastes like a Jamaican Floor. Somehow is flat without carbonation, has a very artificial sweet sangria flavor. Pretty gross, might be good with some fresh fruit and ice but not good on its own. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jul 27, 2024 | — | |
| 445 |
Happy Dad
Death Row Records Grape
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
BIG GRAPE ENERGY. strong grape smell, smells like dimetapp, weird grape aftertaste, but flat seltzer initial taste. Could this be the only grape flavored seltzer?? Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Jun 21, 2024 | — | |
| 446 |
Spindrift Spiked
Mango
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar3g
Cal92
|
very slight flavor, no smell, does NOT taste like mangoes. Tastes like lemon and orange, sour aftertaste, not great Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | May 24, 2024 | — | |
| 447 |
Sunny D
Orange Pineapple
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal95
|
One of the most artificial tasting drinks on the planet. Sunny D strays away from it's artificial orange taste, to try artificial pineapple taste, and doesn't find success. With the amount of chemicals in this drink, you could summon captain planet if it spills. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Oct 6, 2024 | — | |
| 448 |
Jack Daniel's
Berry Punch
FMB
|
ABV4.8%
Sugar28g
Cal192
|
This drink is almost inedible. I would rather drink cough syrup than this. Too much sugar, tastes like an unnatural berry dunked in sugar water. Monster almost makes a better alcoholic drink than this. It still baffles me that Jack Daniel's decided to make an FMB and NOT use their patented tennessee whisky formula. Stick to whiskey, and don't drink this. So sweet, it made me physically ill Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Nov 6, 2024 | — | |
| 449 |
Mike's
Hard Pink Freeze
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar32g
Cal220
|
Mike's hard pink freeze may be the best Mike's hard flavor of the freeze category, but honestly - that's not saying much. The only thing that makes this at all redeemable is the fact that this tastes somewhat like lemonade. It's like a Mike's hard pink lemonade but on steroids. If you would like to drink a pink lemonade but also burn your insides, this may be the drink for you! Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | May 7, 2025 | — | |
| 450 |
Mike's
Hard Blue Freeze
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar32g
Cal220
|
As a rule of thumb, if a drink lists a color as the primary flavor, it probably isn't that great. This drink is not the exception to that rule. Blue freeze is not a flavor, and the only thing you should be freezing before drinking this, is your sperm because you are about to lose it. It's supposed to taste like blue raspberry, but blue raspberry in and of itself is not a natural fruit, so this drink becomes diabolical. Do not drink this if you value your health Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | May 7, 2025 | — | |
| 451 |
Mike's
Hard Red Freeze
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar32g
Cal220
|
Do you like a drink that tastes like your insides are decaying as you drink it? then make it Mike's! I wouldn't even classify this as a drink. The only thing that makes it drink like is that it is a liquid, but more suited for pesticides. Tastes like red, burns with sugar, and could cause immediate diabetes. Don't drink these Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | May 5, 2025 | — | |
| 452 |
Seagram's
Pineapple Starfruit
FMB
|
ABV3.2%
Sugar
Cal
|
This is officially the best flavor of Seagram's Escapes that exists on the market today. Unfortunately, it still tastes like butt. The best thing this company has done is made this terrible drink in the tiniest can possible. Let's start with the flavor: all pineapple, no starfruit, all artificial. I'm not sure how much sugar can be in this, but it is probably a ton. If this is your first experience with starfruit, then you still have no idea what starfruit tastes like. (i don't). Onto the mouthfeel: there is literally no carbonation and the feels like syrup. Overall: tastes terrible and seagram's should be ashamed of themselves. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Rochester, New York, USA | Jan 21, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 453 |
Seagram's
Jamaican Me Happy*
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar
Cal
|
*Seagram's special edition! This may be either an updated flavor, or a brand new flavor, and they decided to run back the Jamaican Me Happy name! And much like the original, it is not making me happy. Though better than the first, it actually benefits from a higher ABV than the original. This concoction of fruit bypass tastes better with an extra 5% abv. Though this is very sugary and artificially sweet, that is the only way to take the edge off of a terrible alcohol flavor. This doesn't just taste like a bad juice box, but now it tastes like a bad juice box with booze. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Rochester, New York, USA | Nov 12, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 454 |
Seagram's
Blueberry Acai Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV3.2%
Sugar
Cal
|
The best thing about this drink is that it comes in a 7 oz can, which means you don't have to drink it for very long. Basically just juice with a splash of booze. Tastes exactly like a grape flavored juicy juice, with so much sugar and artificial flavoring that your insides may just burn right out. Check your blood sugar levels after this drink, and be sure not to consume more than one at a time. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Rochester, New York, USA | Nov 1, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 455 |
Seagram's
Strawberry Daiquiri
FMB
|
ABV3.2%
Sugar
Cal
|
Another throwaway drink from the Seagram's corporation. This time, it's a chemical daiquiri like substance that tastes more like food coloring than anything. So much red 40 in this drink that it will turn your insides to your outsides. Just full of artificial sweetener, this drink doesn't even have enough alcohol to make it worth it. Hard pass Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Rochester, New York, USA | Nov 5, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 456 |
Monster: The Beast Unleashed
Scary Berries
FMB
|
ABV6%
Sugar0g
Cal130
|
Definitely not a seltzer, definitely FILLED with sugar. Quite tasty, almost like berry kool aid. More like drinking a mountain dew than spiked seltzer Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jun 18, 2024 | — | |
| 457 |
Seagram's
Jamaican Me Happy
FMB
|
ABV3.2%
Sugar
Cal
|
Let me cut straight to the point: there is not much redeemable about this drink. Extremely sweet, the juice combination is terrible, hardly any alcohol in this thing, and even the name is offensive to the senses. Who is this for? It's hard for me to envision a person who would be looking for this. This drink was made for people who hate their taste buds. The combination of fruit in this drink create a medley of terrible flavors, with probably only the guava coming through. But it tastes like they used a bad guava in this drink. Also, it's filled with red #40, so say goodbye to your sperm. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Rochester, New York, USA | Nov 11, 2025 | — | |
| 458 |
White Claw
Blackberry Mojito
FMB
|
ABV7%
Sugar2g
Cal150
|
This tastes like robitussin in a can. If that doesn't tell you exactly how this tastes and to avoid it, then i don't know what does. Don't drink this. Don't buy this. The white claw company gets plenty of money without this garbage on the market. Has a strong alcohol flavor, mixed with some kind of purple, and like a hint of coffee or something? Just doesn't taste good and definitely is burning a hole in your insides. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Waddell, Arizona, USA | Sep 6, 2025 | — | |
| 459 |
Mountain Dew
Black Cherry
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
Compared to the other Mountain Dew Hard Flavors, this tastes like dom perignon. Actually has a similar taste to the Code Red product. Should not be consumed by people with weak constitution Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Jul 26, 2024 | — | |
| 460 |
Mike's
Hard White Freeze
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar32g
Cal220
|
Really bad. The closest thing i can think of that this tastes like is that weird white chalky stick that they put in fun dip. Has some of the worst coconut flavoring i've ever experienced. Do you think this drink fell out of a coconut tree? no, it is an abomination to the tastebuds. so much sugar, such bad flavor. Almost toxic. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | May 5, 2025 | — | |
| 461 |
White Claw
Natural Lime
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar2g
Cal100
|
Tastes like a butt version of sprite. yucky lime flavor Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | May 2, 2024 | — | |
| 462 |
Spindrift Spiked
Pineapple
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar3g
Cal95
|
great pineapple smell, HORRIBLE taste. tastes like sour pineapples. Would rather taste caribbean asshole Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | May 23, 2024 | — | |
| 463 |
Spindrift Spiked
Strawberry Lemonade
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar1g
Cal85
|
no strawberry flavor whatsoever. slight taste of ammonia. no natural lemonade Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | May 16, 2024 | — | |
| 464 |
White Claw
Wildberry Acai Smash Surf
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
GREAT SMELL. bad taste. berries and lemon. tastes like acaihole Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | May 4, 2024 | — | |
| 465 |
Truly
Lemon Ice
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal100
|
Tastes like an artificial italian ice with notes of creamsicle. oye como va Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Apr 26, 2024 | — | |
| 466 |
High Noon
Passion Fruit
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
What is a passionfruit? I have no idea what passion fruit tastes like, so i can't compare this to the real thing, but if it tastes like butt then they nailed it. Strange flavor, sour back end, just a fine drink but not a flavor that should be regular mixed with seltzer and vodka. more like PISSonfruit Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Aug 9, 2024 | — | |
| 467 |
High Noon
Guava
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar2.5g
Cal100
|
Pretty sour for a high noon. Guava flavor tastes too intense for this drink. Not sweet, but has a sour smell and aftertaste Read more ↓ |
4/ beach |
— | Aug 1, 2024 | — | |
| 468 |
Badel
Pelin Spritz Orange
Pelinkovac
|
ABV6%
Sugar
Cal
|
Badel, a croatian liquor brand giant, pulls off a masterclass of deception in this drink. Somehow, they've figured out how to take the classic croatian Antique liquor and mask the flavor to make it somewhat drinkable. I'm not sure if it's filled with sugar, but somehow this orange flavor pulls off the unthinkable: making that terrible, aromatic, earthy (in a bad way) palatable. They say Antique is croatia's best kept secret, but they should keep that shit under wraps. This drink isn't something i would recommend to any non slavic person. Drinkable, but that's about it Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
Zagreb, Croatia | Aug 27, 2025 | — | |
| 469 |
Bud Light Platinum
Citrus
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar3g
Cal170
|
All of these extra alcohol seltzers are an affront to everything that makes seltzer good. They should not exist. If i was the king of America, i would ban any seltzer from having more than 7% abv. This brutal cash grab by bud light to make the world drunker does nothing for society. It tastes horrible, promotes binge drinking, and creates a negative economic impact because they sell fewer drinks. When it comes to this drink, it's still pretty bad. But it may be the best platinum out there. You really can't go wrong with a generic "citrus" flavor, and this basically tastes like lime. You can't really go with booze and lime, but this gets as close to wrong as you can be. Read more ↓ |
3/ beach |
— | Jul 12, 2025 | — | |
| 470 |
White Claw Surge
Blackberry
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar3g
Cal130
|
The white claw surge experience is an affront to all seltzer kind. For some reason, white claw and truly have decided to create a higher alcohol content version of their famous spiked seltzers. This is SACRILEGIOUS. Seltzers should be refreshing, casual, and enjoyed with your closest friends and family. They SHOULDN'T be a method to get as drunk as possible, as quickly as possible. It goes against the seltzer ethos. That being said, this seltzer does a great job of masking the alcohol taste, but not enough. the Blackberry flavor comes across initially through its aroma, but doesn't last. You're left with a bitter aftertaste, an FMB alcohol lingering flavor, and regret. Read more ↓ |
2.5/ beach |
— | Apr 12, 2025 | — | |
| 471 |
White Claw Surge
Blueberry
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar3g
Cal130
|
Blueberry is a new refreshing flavor of seltzers on the block. I applaud White Claw for attempting to add the blueberry taste to its already strong retinue of seltzer flavors. Unfortunately, they made it on this ABOMINATION of a product, the whiteclaw Surge. As i've said in the past, the only way you should be making an 8% abv seltzer is if you're bringing something amazing to the table. Could be fantastic liquor, could be an interesting flavor combination, or even more sugar. This drink does none of those things, which leaves us with a blueberry smell, a hint of blueberry flavor, an overwhelming alcohol taste, and a lot of regret. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Apr 17, 2025 | — | |
| 472 |
Sunny D
Orange Strawberry
Vodka
|
ABV4.5%
Sugar0g
Cal95
|
This drink has the WORST smell of all time. Literally smells like rotting garbage. Flavor is full of chemicals, strawberry and orange is a match made in hell. Do not drink this, Sunny D needs to stick to orange colored drinks. It smells like bigfoot's dick Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Oct 6, 2024 | — | |
| 473 |
Absolut Vodka Soda
Grapefruit & Rosemary
Vodka
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal97
|
Nothing is good about this drink. Horrible flavor, grapefruit is the weakest fruit for seltzer, smells like potpourri. Would rather give birth to Rosemary's baby than ever taste this rosemary again. Even the vodka is a poor choice, absolut-ly bad. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Sep 18, 2024 | — | |
| 474 |
White Claw Surge
Blood Orange
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar3g
Cal260
|
This drink needs to come with a SURGE-on general's warning: do not drink this if you are pregnant, think you may be pregnant, or breathing. There are seltzers out there with high alcohol content. Some have interesting alcohol types, tasty flavors, more sugar to mask the bite - but this drink bucks the trend. The people at white claw decided to make their signature seltzer and just add more alcohol. That ain't good! All you get is more booze flavors, a bitter "blood orange," and nothing but a hangover. The market doesn't need this drink Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Apr 15, 2025 | — | |
| 475 |
Mamitas
Spicy Marg
Tequila
|
ABV5%
Sugar1g
Cal95
|
This drink tastes like burning. Not refreshing in the least, actually wants to hurt the drinker. Without any addition, this drink is a hard starter. Tequila flavor is strong, spice is stronger. NOT the spice melange. Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | Sep 17, 2024 | — | |
| 476 |
White Claw Surge
Cranberry
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar3g
Cal130
|
THis drink is an abomination to seltzers. Shameful. You should not add this much alcohol to a delicious seltzer. It's sacrilegious. Poor cranberry showing, all you taste is alcohol. only DEGENERATES will enjoy this drink. not to be consumed by the general public, consult the SURGE-on general before consuming Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Sep 5, 2024 | — | |
| 477 |
Jim Beam
Classic Highball
Bourbon
|
ABV5%
Sugar.2g
Cal105
|
yuck. tastes like a generic bourbon/whiskey and seltzer. Can says hint of citrus, but no citrus is detected. save yourself the trouble and just buy good whiskey and mix it with good seltzer. Bourbon flavor is SO STRONG. boasts low sugar, but you need a spoonful of sugar to get this medicine down. low ball Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Sep 18, 2024 | — | |
| 478 |
Seagram's
Rumble Punch
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar28g
Cal224
|
I would like to meet the marketing exec that was able to sell a crossover between Seagram's Escapes and the WWE and shake that person's hand. Never before had i thought that the Seagram's Escapes and WWE fanbases could crossover, and yet here we are. A drink that is as terrible and offensive as a chop in the face from andre the giant. This just tastes like the most sugary water ever, with 10% abv to knock you on yo ass. Really nothing redeeming about this drink, other than it comes in 7.5oz cans, so you're not tortured with it for too long. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Rochester, New York, USA | Nov 3, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 479 |
Bud Light Platinum
Pineapple
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar3g
Cal170
|
This drink is solid platinum! And by that i mean a precious metal that no one really looks for. Out of all the flavors of bud light platinum so far, this one may be the least offensive, but thats an extremely low bar. Still tastes like a sack of quarters hits you in the face, but he pineapple does a lot of heavy lifting. At least the pineapple flavor comes through, though mostly indiscernible from the really bad alcohol taste. Pass Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jul 11, 2025 | — | |
| 480 |
Monster: the Beast Unleashed
Peach Perfect
FMB
|
ABV6%
Sugar0g
Cal130
|
horrible. Should not be considered spiked seltzer. NO nutritional information available, tastes like an aborted peach fetus. Made strictly with only chemicals. You should not drink this Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Jun 15, 2024 | — | |
| 481 |
Seagram's
Slammin' Blueberry
FMB
|
ABV10%
Sugar28g
Cal224
|
Let me just get this out of the way: there's nothing "slammin" about this drink. In fact, the only thing this drink should be "escaping" from is everyone's life. This drink actually does taste like blue, maybe not blueberry, but something blue for sure. Unfortunately, it's basically just blue syrup in a can. This drink almost has no redeeming qualities, and should not be ingested. In fact, i bet this goes against every recommendation by any health authority in existence to consume. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
Rochester, New York, USA | Nov 7, 2025 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 482 |
Bud Light Platinum
Wild Berry
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar3g
Cal170
|
This drink might be one of the better high alcohol content seltzers, but still there doesn't seem to be a need for this drink. It still hits you in the face like a ton of bricks, and the flavor just doesn't match. Unlike the other high alcohol content FMBs, this one at least has a slight berry flavor. Still, it's overpowered by the booze and should not be enjoyed by any person. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jul 10, 2025 | — | |
| 483 |
White Claw Surge
Green Apple
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar0g
Cal130
|
Who needs this? No one. This drink is another abomination of extra alcohol seltzers. It goes against the nature of seltzers. The spirit of seltzers are dashed. White Claw brings great dishonor to it's seltzer ancestors. Alcohol is so strong in this drink that the flavor is unpleasant. Green apple may be the worst flavor of all time. Don't buy this. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Nov 1, 2024 | — | |
| 484 |
Bud Light Platinum
Blood Orange
FMB
|
ABV8%
Sugar3g
Cal170
|
I wish i could say this drink is solid platinum, but it's more like solid dookie. I'm vehemently against these seltzers that have hit the market with extreme alcohol content like Platinums, Surges, and "harder"s. They go against the spirit of seltzers, or as you might say the spirit of the spirit. Seltzers are supposed to be tasty, refreshing, and give you a nice buzz over the course of a day of drinking. This does none of those things, and can possibly hurt you in the process. There is only the faintest taste of orange, and mostly you get hit in the face with extra alcohol. Do not drink Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jul 10, 2025 | — | |
| 485 |
Monster: the Beast Unleashed
White Haze
FMB
|
ABV6%
Sugar0g
Cal130
|
This drink has an indiscernible flavor and smell. I don't know what this is supposed to be other than cancerous. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Jun 15, 2024 | — | |
| 486 |
Spindrift Spiked
Blood Orange Tangerine
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar3g
Cal94
|
bad orange rind. spindrift needs to stop making spiked seltzer. bad spindrift. BAD Read more ↓ |
2/ beach |
— | May 8, 2024 | — | |
| 487 |
Mountain Dew
Watermelon
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
What can one say about this drink that hasn't been said already at a Limp Bizkit concert? Tastes like a watermelon that was created in a lab in the year 3024 when watermelons have gone extinct. Scientists have re-created the watermelon, and unbeknownst to them, it causes irreversible erectile dysfunction. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Jul 25, 2024 | — | |
| 488 |
Monster: the Beast Unleashed
Mean Green
FMB
|
ABV6%
Sugar0g
Cal130
|
Terrible. Tastes like a monster energy drink but without the energy. Why would anyone want this. Just buy a regular monster energy drink and put vodka in it. The beast needs to be leashed. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Jun 22, 2024 | — | |
| 489 |
Mountain Dew
Baja Blast
FMB
|
ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal100
|
DISCLAIMER: Consult a physician before drinking. This drink tastes exactly how you think baja blast tastes, which is to say no one knows. Tastes like pure chemicals, only drink if you never want to have kids. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Jul 25, 2024 | — | |
| 490 |
Michelob Ultra
Organic Watermelon Strawberry
FMB
|
ABV4%
Sugar0g
Cal80
|
PREFACE: this can may have gone bad. It's the only explanation as to why this tastes SO BAD. Smells like ballsack, tastes just like ballsack. Slight smell of sugar-free jello, hard tastes like aspartame Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | Jul 15, 2024 | — | |
| 491 |
Spindrift Spiked
Passion Orange Guava
FMB
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ABV4%
Sugar2g
Cal93
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Worst flavor i've ever tasted. Actively offensive to the taste buds Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
— | May 8, 2024 | — | |
| 492 |
Badel
Pelin Spritz Lemon
Pelinkovac
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ABV6%
Sugar
Cal
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WOAH this drink sucks. Made with the finest croatian liquer, Pelinkovac (Antique), this drink should have stayed in yugoslavia. The croatians believe that Antique is the world's best kept liquer secret, and in my opinion, it should stay a secret. As close to absinthe as you can get in a seltzer, this drink hits you with a taste i can only describe as a pack of menthol cigarettes mixed with a slap in the face. If you ever meet a croatian, impress them with your knowledge of their fine liquor, but tell them also that it tastes like butthole Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Zagreb, Croatia | Aug 21, 2025 | — | |
| 493 |
Seagram's
Pineapple Powerhouse
FMB
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ABV10%
Sugar28g
Cal224
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This drink may be one of the worst concoctions i've ever had the displeasure of swirling around in my mouth? Seagram's needs to just pack it up. These drinks ait it cuh. Too much alcohol, way too much sugar, no idea what this WWE collab is, and the only saving grace is that the cans are so small you're done with it in a few sips. This is terrible. Tastes like straight up weird pineapple cough syrup. Will give you psoriasis or diabetes by the end of this drink. Read more ↓ |
1/ beach |
Rochester, New York, USA | Jan 11, 2026 | ▶Watch Review | |
| 494 |
dudesy
You Don't Care What it Tastes Like
FMB
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ABV8%
Sugarnull
Calnull
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Wow. I can't tell if i'm getting trolled or if this is an honest attempt at a seltzer. This drink tastes so incredibly bad. It's like a combination of citrus and battery acid. Has a very high ABV for seltzer, and usually that means it's hard to drink but gets better with every sip. This drink does not do that. It almost gets worse every time the liquid hits your tongue. What else is there even to say about this drink? Unless you're a huge fan of the podcast, or want to know what Will Sasso's bodily fluid tastes like, don't ever consume this. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Jan 3, 2025 | — | |
| 495 |
Mothers Milk
Coconut Water
Vodka
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ABV9%
Sugar0g
Cal140
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This could be the worst drink of all time. The only reason this drink is not dead last is I do not think this is an actual seltzer. Definitely home brewed, this drink tastes like baby oil from a p. diddy freakoff. For a better tasting drink, pour suntan lotion on ice. According to this fake label, this drink is vegan, gluten free, no added sugar, and naturally flavored, but all of those things add to this drink tasting like asshole. I would rather eat only conch penis for the rest of my life than drink this ever again, shame on whoever made this drink. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Dec 20, 2024 | — | |
| 496 |
Madre Desert Water
Mushroom, Sage & Honey
Mezcal
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ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal90
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Best of the worst flavor. Surprisingly you can actually taste the mushroom. Mushroom has a overall good taste, but the mezcal makes your stomach turn. Too much like mezcal and plain seltzer with the tiniest hint of mushroom. Sage and honey are nowhere to be found. Only bg mezcal fans will like this Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Aug 3, 2024 | — | |
| 497 |
Madre Desert Water
Prickly Pear & Lemon
Mezcal
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ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal90
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Tastes like a tijuana whorehouse. If i was stranded in the desert, and this was the only thing available to drink i would die. No prickly pear or lemon flavor to be found in this abomination. Only true mezcal lovers should drink this. To replicate, take one shot of mezcal and pour plain seltzer and you have made this drink. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Aug 1, 2024 | — | |
| 498 |
Madre Desert Water
Grapefruit & Yerba Santa
Mezcal
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ABV5%
Sugar0g
Cal90
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Flavors are completely indistinguishable. Only tastes like mezcal. See above for flavor profile, has no difference in taste from the other abominations that are mezcal seltzers. Read more ↓ |
0/ beach |
— | Aug 3, 2024 | — | |
| N/A |
Lightstrike
Lemon Lime
FMB
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ABV5%
Sugar7g
Cal170
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Note: This drink is not a seltzer because it contains no carbonation. QUENCH YOUR THIRST WITH A STRIKE OF LIGHT. This may be the first sports drink that has alcohol in it! Tastes exactly like a gatorade, but a lot more fun. This drink has what plants crave. Finally, they have made an alcoholic drink with the power of LIGHT that STRIKES your tastebuds. This is a perfect drink for your pickup game of basketball. If this drink had any carbonation in it, it may be one of the best seltzers on the market as it tastes almost EXACTLY like a gatorade sports drink. If you put this and a gatorade side by side, i wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Read more ↓ |
5/ beach |
— | Jun 13, 2025 | — |